Friday, March 31, 2006

Bull Beat the Charlotte Bobcats, Hinrich Has Good Game


Friday night the Bulls beat the Charlotte Bobcats 113-105. Whadda ya know? The Bulls got solid performances (at least stat-wise) from their starting lineup and they won. I especially noticed, Kirk Hinrich's great all-around game (most notably because he is on my fantasy team in the playoffs).

I tell you what folks (the 2 people reading this), they are still in the hunt. I think it would be ideal for them to make the playoffs (even if they play the Pistons and get killed), just for the added experience and then rebuild what they need this summer. They do have the Knicks 1st Round draft pick, which has turned out to be the best pick to have this year. I just wish there was a Lebron or even a Dwight Howard in the draft.

Anyway....they won tonight at least.

Terry Bradshaw PSA: Hey kids, I bet you wonder why Terry Bradshaw (myself in the third person) is giving you a PSA on the Chicago Bulls Report. Right? Well, it's simple. Scott Skiles is my brother. I don't know why and I know it doesn't make but we just found out. He is my long-lost brother. Our dad was Gordie Howe. The point? Wedding reception ideas.
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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Bulls Wear Green Uniforms, Lose By 1 To Heat


The Chicago Bulls wore green uniforms Saturday in honor of St. Patrick's Day. They lost to the Miami Heat by 1 but it was a pretty good game, except for the fact that I kept thinking I was watching the Boston Celtics play the Chicago Bulls at home.

In other news, I went out for St. Patrick's Day last night, drank green beers and got wasted. It was really awesome.

Keith Van Horn PSA: Hey kids, I bet you are wondering why I, Keith Van Horn, am doing a PSA on the Chicago Bulls Report. Well, I don't know either but you should get your Hotel Restaurant Management Degree. Also, you should buy Easter Flowers. And if you are really looking for some entertainment, get into precious metals trading

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Bulls Losing 42-59 at Halftime to the Bucks

Well, this is pretty sweet. The Bulls are losing, getting killed rather, to the team ahead of them in the Central division and in the playoff race. The Bulls almost HAVE TO win this game. Not literally, but figuratively at least. I'm not sure if that makes sense, but this sucks. The Bulls are losing to Milawaukee. I expect a rally in the second half, or you can expect me to be pissed.

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Drunk Blogger writes halftime reports for the media suite at the United Center, even though he lives in LA and doesn't know if there is a media suite.

The Greatest Victory In The History of the Chicago Bulls


Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Phil Jackson, Dennis Rodman, Horace Grant and King Kong ain't got shit on this win...well, OK, that's not true, but the post-Jordan Bulls whooped that trick (what a clever pop-culture, Sportscenter reference that was, te he he), and beat the Portland Trailblazers 95-66 at the United Center Tuesday night. Through the fire, they were able to beat Sebastian Telfair and the Portland Trailblazers.

Unfortunately, there as an ugly situation when Sebastian Telfair pulled a gun out of a gym bag ala Above The Rim halfway through the 4th quarter. Luckily, referees were able to stop the incident from escalating. The NBA does not plan to fine or suspend Telfair because he is pretty marketable. Go Bulls! Ben Gordon led the Bulls with 23 points.


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