James Posey Needs More Flowers

You see that foul? I think James Posey needs somebody to send flowers to him.

It doesn't matter what you are doing. It doesn't matter if it's a holiday or birthday or a wild sex party. Dot Flowers is on fire! They have gift ideas for any occasion! Dog...their gorgeous gourmet gift baskets are the exact thing anybody would want! They even have delivery on the same day (on Florist Direct flower arrangements designed in your local floral shop)! ....or even Field Fresh flower delivery coming from their growers' farms to anywhere in the United States!

Looking for gift baskets online (meaning, on the internet or world wide web)? You betta believe it! Done! They have all the gourmet treats yo! What kind? Fantastic flowers, delicious cookies, savory snacks. Is a honky crazy? Nope! They've got it all! And their customer service department is all about your satisfaction broham!! Get off your butts and do it! (Then get back on them, as you log onto the internet.) They are all for their fantastic flowers, gorgeous gifts and...and...and...wait for it...superlattive service for their customers!!! Boo-yowzah! Gifts are sent personally and professionally. Dot Flowers wants you to make an awesomtastic impression of a person who is making a good impression!

The Bulls Just Got Screwed on a Call

Kirk Hinrich got hacked right before halftime. No call. Know why? Because it was Dwyane Wade who fouled him. Oh well. He is Dwyane Wade. He is awesome...but still. Come on! Unbelievable! Oh well. Oh well. Oh well. Shit. Sorry...I was skipping. I do that, kind of like a CD. I'm part robot. It's this new fad in Hollywood, people are having their brains replaced with X Box 360's. It's pretty sweet. Instead of having a personality, I can just put in my favorite CD, DVD or XBox 360 game and be like that. It's cool because I don't have to work as hard to be a person. Anyway, it sucks that the Bulls got screwed on that call. Oh well.

-Jerry Garcia, 1979

The Bulls Are Playing The Miami Heat Right Now

Awesome! The Bulls are playing and beating the Miami Heat right now. Ben Wallace just missed two free throw but Deng got the rebound. He missed the shot, and then it went out of bounds, but it's still Bull's ball.

New 24 second shot clock, Hinrich fouled by Wade. Wade has zero points. Oh wait...actually...Nocioni was fouled. He is shooting now. He made the first. He missed the second. Rebound Jason Williams. How is this for a live blog?

Bulls + Flowers = Awesome

I like New baby flowers. So do the Chicago Bulls.

Have you heard of this place that is family-owned...for almost 35 years! They love flowers too. Who are they? FlowerShop.com!!! They are really into providing customers with fresh flowers, unique gifts, and awesome stuff, to show real thoughts and emotions towards people you might want to please. And they hand-deliver most of their stuff, via local florists...that same, gosh-darn day! Oh boy!!! So what do you want? They have: baskets, gourmet baskets, corporate gifts, plants, flowers and all items that you would find in a flower shop! They even have random stuff like chocolate-covered berries! And don't forget awesome brownies and gourmet nuts and dries fruits!

They are official too. They are members of both FTD, and Teleflora. Holla!!! That means: 100% satisfaction guarantee ya'll. They even have a FlowerShop.com blog, that will help you with advice on what to send, and tips on how to preserve your arrangement! And of course, the site is secure mayne. There is no need to worry about your credit card. In closeing, 83% of people like to receive flowers unexpectedly. Don't you want to be a part of that!? Word.

Get Ready For Me

There once was a Bulls fan. He was awesome. He had cheddar (cheese and money). He had bling. He had t-shirts. He had basketball shoes. He had it all...yet he was sad? Why was he sad? Why did he cry himself to sleep every night, after staring in the mirror for an hour? Why? Why? Why? The answer? He didn't. I made all of that up. Crying is for fucking pussies. Man up bitch. Chicago Bulls Basketball...It's the shit!

So...Mr. Advertising Executive...you think it's a good radio spot for Bulls' season tickets or what?

No?

Why?

Bulls Win Mavericks

Bulls win Mavericks. Hi, I'm a foreigner, reporting in English. Just kidding.

Well...I'm serious. The Bulls did win. But...I'm not a "foreigner." Get it? I'm assuming that America is the center of the media world still. Well...we are pretty awesome, but it's a global media now.

Anyway, after that pointless observation--here is another one:

The Bulls won awesomely tonight and the Bears are going to win the Super Bowl. Get ready for Super Bowl Shuffle II!!

Honeymoons for everybody!!!

If you want to go on a honeymoon, you'll need an all inclusive honeymoon package. It's what married couples do, man.

Well...what if there were up to 50% savings on that trip? Well guess what ya'll? There is this awesome, totally radical (cool) site, VACATIONS.NET. You know what they have done!? They've launched!? They are all about the all-inclusive trips. They claim to even be the leader. They have this customized booking engine. It's sick. Their competitors should beware. They used extensive research, consumer AND industry feedback, and competitive site benchmarking to set a brand new standard with their site. And get ready for discounts! It's where you need to go for them. They have dramatic images, along with detailed information on customs, culture, history and activities! All these things really help point the customer in the right direction.The site is not just effective. It's personable as well, and easy to use. The booking engine functionality rivals that of other, totally sick, global online travel sites. It prices dynamically and offers dollar and percentage off promotions...discount regular rates. With this you can save with free nights programs. You can also provide value added packages.

Want to know some other cool ish that they offer? A-OK with us! Here:

• Compelling visual images and virtual tours
• In-depth information on the destinations including amenities and
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• Thorough information on accommodations with detailed room options
• All-Inclusive vacations sorted by vacation style and related
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• Resort ratings from travelers who have experienced the resort
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• Hot Deals and lots more…Isn't that sick!??!

You need to contact them! Do it dog! Vacations.net is the man! They love these all-inclusive trips to resorts in the Dominican Republic, Jamaica, and Mexico! If you are a big time traveler, you'll want to get with these guys. They are the shiznit.

The Bulls Need Gasol

...but they can't afford to give anybody up. If they can work a deal that involves draft picks, they should definitely do it. Otherwise, it's not worth it. As much as trading Ben Gordon may make sense, you can't forget how many games he has single-handedly won for the Bulls. Let's be honest here. He is a big part of their core...even if he is "undersized." Gasol would be the dream addition for the Bulls, but only at the right cost. They can't give up on the solid parts they have accumulated. Remember that yo.

Bulls Need a Winning Streak

You know what the Bulls need? Of course you do--I just said it. They need a freakin' winning streak! Right now, even though the Bulls have a pretty good record, and the Eastern Conference is weak, I'm not 100% convinced. I'm still 100% convinced with the future...but for this year, I'm not sure. Don't get me wrong, I think we can do it. But, we need to put together a streak of wins against some quality teams to show that we know how to finish a game. "We"? Yes, we. I'm a Bulls fan and have always been. We are a part of this ish. Peace.

Belisi is a Bulls Fan

The Bulls think you need to check Belisi.com.

Belisi (hence the name of the site) started as a bartender in Palm Beach where he served the trendsetters and learned a lot from them. He wanted their lifestyle. He struggled to support his family and had no....can't em...no savings. What did he do? What would you do in a situation like that?He started a business and emulated his really, really rich clients at the bar. He invested extra money in a...wait for it...wait for it...tie collection.Bam! So now his co-workers and drunks he served were looking to him for inspiration. And it worked, a lot, dog. He never wore the same tie twice--something that had never been done in the history of men before--only women! And because he liked these ties, he came up with an idea--a tie idea. What was it? I mean...what is it? The Belisi Brand!!!! Boo-yah!!

So what happened? They enhance luxury wardrobes and make the world a better place. Belisi-beautiful man/woman is good. They have radical ties, scarves and handbags yo. When you wear his stuff you get fashion, good-looking stuff...and you help fight poverty, protect the environment, seek justice and fund medical research. And you make the Belisi name famous!! Simply, Belisi stands for good living homiez.

Here is what this homie says ya'll, “Belisi unites the luxury and prestige of Palm Beach with Italian beauty and sophistication. Inside Belisi we cultivate a passion for exquisite materials and skilled craftsmanship. Each dramatic detail, represents our unwavering quest to fashion products of truly enduring value.” – Peter BelisiIsn't that awesome? I think it is. And so does Peter Belisi and his ties!!! Word.

Go Bulls! But first...Go Bears!

Rex Grossman, it's up to you man. Tomorrow morning is the big day. Are you going to help the Bears win? Are you going to go crazy, like the anti-Brett Favre? What's going to happen, man?

Let's hope so. We need a Bears championship, and a Bulls championship...this year. How sweet would that be? Awesome. Awesome for Chi-town. Thank you. This is the worst blog ever...but it's important.

Nocioni Suspended For No Reason

Andres Nocioni was suspended for tonight's game against the Memphis Grizzlies for no apparent reason. He was suspended for elbowing the little bitch, Mikki Moore. First of all, Mikki has a girls name, and a girls haircut, and he is a skinny little bitch. Andres "Red Bull" Nocioni is the biggest Argentinean badass to play pro sports in Chicago since...somebody.

Yeah, the NBA is pretty much being a faggot for this suspension.

Civil Engineers Can Ball!

Get ready for Civil Engineer Jobs!

Civil Engineering candidates and companies are served by CSI! No, not the TV show that has a spin-off in every city in America. This CSI team can recruit! What can they recruit, yo!?-President with 20 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience.

-Consultant with a PE designation (over 30 years of Executive Mgt) .

-Sales Director with over 10 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience.

-Principal with 7 years of Exec. Mgt with a Fortune 500 Technology Co.

All in all, their whole staff has over...count it...over 60 years of Civil Engineering recruiting experience! Boo-yah! Professional Recruiters is what you need. They make like, 25,000 telephone calls, through a database of awesome prospects, a month. And man, they don't just “churn” through old resumes. They dial hot (mentally) candidates and build relationships wit 'em yo. Every effort to customize the search is taken. Some of the Top Engineering Firms in the United States are customers...and satisfied! They re over 50 leading Civil Engineering firms dog. Some are international.The best projects. Outstanding, great management. Awesome salaries and benefits. Rapid promotion! Are you cereal!! Awesome baby! They get to know the clients first. Then they prepare a detailed job order. Then they begin the outbound dialing process.

Ben Gordon Looking Like All-Star

Hey! Anybody else think Bennie Gordon looks like an All-Star or what!? Get outta herreee! You gotta slice a pizze Joey? Oh, sorry yo. I was just on the East Coast, where Ben Gordon's from, gettin' me a slice a pizza. Yo, I'm from the East Coast! Get outta herree! You catch the Soprano's last week? Get outta herreeee! You been to tha Garden? Get outta herrreeee!!

Bulls Lose to Rockets. Shit.

Is there anything more frustrating than blowing a big lead and losing a game? The Chicago Bulls were killing the Rockets. Then they decided to stop playing with a sense of urgency and get too cocky. They lost. At least they are getting more comfortable the idea of being a good team. Now they need to remember what got them there though. And they aren't out of it yet. The East sucks. If we aren't on top of it, they aren't close to the top of the league. It's funny how the balance of power in professional basketball seemed to always be in the East back in the day. Not anymore by a longshot.

Ambien...The New Robotussin

I scream, we all scream, we love Ambien!

There is a drug reference guide on the net. It's called Epocrates...and it' expanding. Get ready for patient eductation materials. Get ready for additional clinical tools. Get ready for cops, in San Diego!

Right now, clinicians have immediate access to information needed to make prescribing decisions. Drug Dosing. Drug interactions. Health Plan Coverage. The works, right? Also, did you know 1/3 of adults in the United States take at least five medications or supplements, every, single, day? What the? But now, with Epocrates Online, there are online pill pictures that people can check out so they know it's the right one. And the Clinicians can then print out a picture of that drug, so there is no confusion. Patients often have questions, so now, doctors can provide FAQs on the site as well! No more unanswered questions for patients.

There are educational print-outs in Spanish and English. What are some questions you may want answered? How about:

What if I miss a dose?

Should this be taken with food?
Swallowed whole?
What are the possible side effects?

Physicians don't have discussions with their patients a lot because the information isn't always there. Uninsured patients? What do you do? Well now, clinicians can look-up the retail price, on average, for the medication you need dog! In the drug database! And then can prescribe lower-cost alternative drugs if they are available for the situations. What else? How about a 3,300 drugs, MultiCheck? Yeah? It is a drug interaction checker that can identify possible interactions, and formulary coverage information for more than 130 health plans and all Medicare Part D plans! Boo-yah!! So dude, check out Epocrates. You won't be mad.

Bad Movies, Good For Trott Felipe, Say Bulls

Every bad movie that gets made...inspires Trott Felipe. You know why? You wanna throw! Sorry...I got pissed for a second when you asked, "why?"I'll tell you why. Because with every bad movie that is made--a career dies. It gives Trott another chance, for the inevitable rise to fame that he deserves and will someday own. Trott Felipe--the best actor, ever.

Welcome to the Chicago Bulls New

That's it. Just, "My New." The beauty of saying it is that it can be anything! Anything in your wildest dreams and imagination! Or...dreamaginaton! Or vagination! Or blah blah the sorceror. Am I crazy? Probably? Am I typing like Jim Rome now? Probably? Am I on Fear Factor as the new host? Probably? Boo-yah! I'm going to change the name of this to "Garbage Blog." Awesome!

Silver Coin...The Return

Get Ready for silver coin.

No, it's not a new action hero. Although it should be. You can buy it! Silver or other precious metals at MDC (Monex Deposit Company!). Delivery or safe storage ya'll. MDC has been doin' it for 30 year ya'll. It's avaible in coin or....wait for it...ingot form. Ingot are of the pure bullion cast stuff. Coins actually have that totally sick currency value thing. Listen to me! This is the best time to buy silver bullion! Seriously! This is the biggest demand...in the world...since 1990! I know! It's crazy!

Monex has a large, dedicated and awesome staff. They all want to give you your precious metals investment needs mayne. They really do. Check them out. The market is ready for silver man!

Say Goodbye to Holidayland.

No more candy canes. No more balloons. Wait...balloons aren't a big part of the holiday season. My bad. No more snow. Actually...that's not true either. No more cake and ice cream. Wait a minute, that's not true either, either. Shoooottt. I guess it really can be the holiday season all year round! Awesome! The world is a better place. The End.

Should You Take Airborne?

First of all, this blog is going to suck. Don't read it. It's not worth your time. Alright, now that we've weeded out all the blog readers who really "want it," from those who "don't," let's start the show.

I took Airborne this morning. Does it really help you not get sick? Is it all mental? Is it all physical? Is it a placebo? I told you this blog was going to suck.