Chicago Bulls Report

Gold is a great investment!

2009-04-10T19:22:00.000-07:00

Would you like a gold coin? Sure, we all would. Right? Of course!

I've got Monex Deposit Company (MDC). You know what that mean? It means that I can buy silver, gold, or any other precious metals! I can get personal delivery in a timely fashion and convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository. They've been the leader in this for 30 years! Silver is available in two forms for investment: coin or ingot.

What are ingots? They are pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. And we all know what coins are. They have currency value. Now is the time to do it! World demand for silver exceeds annual production, and has every year since 1990. Why? Above ground stockpiles. They are running on the low side and even shrinking at a rapid rate! Buying gold and using it as an investment has been going on for years. I'm talking centuries. You see, it's all about purchase power that is unique. During the time of the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way to more modern times...people have loved gold and considered it worth a lot. Men have been fascinated with the way it can change a life. But nowadays, it can diversify investments, protect your precious wealth and even preserve one's purchasing power! Isn't that awesome? I know if I bought gold I would want it to do those things for me. And the same is true for silver. Silver bullion is just as good for investment. And this is deep-rooted in history just as gold is. Since the end of WWII, the U.S. used to be the largest stockpiler of silver. But now it's dumped billions and billions of ounces of silver bars onto the world market. That has decreased silver prices. But what kind of products am I talking about? How about American eagle gold coins? You can buy them in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery! .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin.

Check MDC. They have plenty of other products as well. Most of them are just as good as this. And Monex prides itself on having the best us silver coin prices and programs of anybody in this industry. And their staff is dedicated. I'm talking about the hardest hard asset pros in the industry!

Hollywood couldn't have written a better script

2008-07-03T11:07:00.000-07:00

I wonder if the Hollywood bidding war has begun on rights to the story of the 15 hostages who were just freed in Colombia. It's already the best movie I've seen this year...even though it's an article...and oh yeah, a true story.

It's an unbelievable story: The Colombian National Military spending months to infiltrate the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (or FARC), posting as rebels themselves, and tricking the real rebels into handing over 15 hostages, including 3 American Contractors and a former Colombian Presidential candidate who was kidnapped by the rebels 6 years ago while campaigning. This is the kind of stuff movies are made of...or the kind of stuff Hollywood screws up with a movie. Because let's face it: Hollywood messes up a lot of movies, and this story pretty much stands on it's own already as the feel-good...anything of the year.

The script is already written. Hollywood wouldn't have to change a thing. (Even wardrobe is taken care of. Some of the Colombian security forces posing as FARC rebels on the helicopter that picked up the hostages were wearing Che Guevara shirts.) It's perfect... Yet, I've seen firsthand (make that, heard about firsthand, then seen on the screen) what studio development departments can do to potentially good films. They start to over think things, bring in way too many writers to "fix" scripts, and even, once the film has gone into production, let star actors take over films and practically rewrite them on set. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn't. But the process is flawed, in my opinion. And since William Goldman said, "Nobody Knows Anything," in his book published in 1983, I'm guessing things aren't going to change.

So all I can say to Fox, Sony, Warner Bros., Disney, New Line (what's left), CAA, ICM, Endeavor, William Morris, Gersh, ABC, NBC, CBS, Viacom, Clear Channel, Rupert Murdoch and Ted Turner is: PLEASE DON'T SCREW THIS UP.

Team USA announced, entire country forced to root for Kobe

2008-06-23T13:47:00.000-07:00

Fairweather Lakers fans, diehard Lakers fans, and Americans alike, will now all be forced to root for Kobe Bryant in the upcoming 2008 Olympic games in Beijing. Whether you've booed him in the past (or at the beginning of the regular season if you are a Lakers fan), you will be forced to swallow any disdain and root for the man the media has dubbed, "greatest player in the league." So light a candle, play John Lennon's "Imagine," do whatever you have to do; it's time to unite the country and regain USA Basketball's spot at the top. In your face, Jorge Garbosa. (He just seemed like the appropriate Euro player to taunt. Not really sure why.)

Here, I'll start liking Kobe now by saying this: I am really glad he is on the team. We really do need him. We need all the help we can get, and Kobe was dominant in last summer's qualifying tournament.

Rounding out the 12-man are Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Jason Kidd, Tayshaun Prince, Carlos Boozer, Chris Bosh, Dwight Howard, Chris Paul, Michael Redd, and Deron Williams.

I'm also very glad to have these NBA stars aboard--although I'm concerned with our lack of depth down low. Luckily, the international game doesn't present too many dominant big men. Although, they did run into Sofoklis "Baby Shaq" Schortsanitis a few summers ago in the 2006 FIBA World Championship, and had a tough time. As long as Howard and Boozer can stay out of foul trouble we should be victorious. Although, the whole "Russian judge" thing does exist in international competition, unfortunately, so expect a few questionable calls. (You'll forget all about Tim Donaghey.)

Yes, it's time to rally behind Team USA and root them on to the gold medal. I, for one, am both excited and nervous, knowing that if we can't win it this year...well...I'm not sure what else we need to do.

Hopefully, Kobe and Team USA won't run into the team from Ireland though. (Get it? Because he just lost to the "Celtics" in the NBA Finals.) The Irish don't even have a team in the Olympics this year, but I'd be nervous if they did. Especially, if their top 3 players were Devin Garnett, Saul Pierce, and Jay Allen. Obviously, this is completely unrealistic. "Garnett" and "Pierce" are names of English origin, and "Allen" is a Scottish name. None of them would be allowed on the team.

In closing, USA! USA! USA!

The Silver Bulls

2008-06-20T11:52:00.001-07:00

Silver Bulls? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Silver Bulls?

No.

I'm talking about the real thing. I'm talking about actual silver. I'm not singing a Christmas song and replacing "bells" with "bulls." Sorry.

What about silver, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. It's awesome, and you can invest in it. I'm talking about MDC, or Monex Deposit Company. Their investment services are unmatched, to buy silver and other precious metals. And you can even have these precious metals delivered to your house, personally. You can also conveniently store them in safe storage or an independent bank. That's Shaggy Boombastic!

So silver is available in two different forms. What are they? Coin and ingot. Plain and simple. Ying and yang...kind of. If you want to invest in one of these forms, do it. Don't be scared. Do it, now. Ingots are generally silver ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. Coins have a currency value or they can also be defined as ingots.

Now is the absolute best time for investing in silver bullion. That means it's a good time to invest. I mean, the world demand exceeds annual production! And it's been this way since 1990...every year!

Silver bullion is low too, bro. Above ground stockpiles of it are getting smaller, and that shiny stuff might delete itself from the monitor that is the earth soon. They are approaching freakin' zero! That's not good for rich people. Also, Monex Precious Metals (MPM) is home to a staff that is so large, and so dedicated, that they decided to commit to you and help out with your precious metal investment needs. They are America's best dealer, with convenient market and competitive precious metals prices! Ahhh!!! Get on it now, mate!

The Bulls should draft Rose

2008-06-20T11:24:00.000-07:00

The Chicago Bulls should draft Derrick Rose. Here is why. He kind of looks like a tiger, and tigers and bulls have never, in the history of the world, been put into the same ring (or court). But, I think if they ever teamed up, they would probably take over not only the NBA, but the world as well. I mean, think about it: Tigers and Bulls? Unstoppable.

Of course, Detroit may get mad, but hey, it's not like there are any baseball players that look like bulls. The Bulls got Derrick Rose fair and square. It was the ping pong balls. So in '08, go Team Tiger-Bull!

With the eleventh hour looming, Lakers deliver

2008-06-16T13:51:00.001-07:00

The Los Angeles Lakers have survived...for now. In their potential eleventh hour (could the tie-in be any better?), they managed to beat the Boston Celtics to avoid elimination in Game 5. But now the series heads back to Boston and leaves LA still on the verge of elimination. And the Celtics had many missed opportunities to take the momentum and win Game 5. (Not to mention Paul Pierce had 38 points.) Will the Lakers change their fate and pull off the most miraculous comeback in NBA Finals history? Well, we at Eleventh Hour hope so. We have to pull for the hometown team...even if we are a little bit conflicted, considering the Celtics' color scheme is a close relative to ours--just a few shades down on the "Roy G. Biv" scale.

Despite the majority of mainstream media still writing the Lakers off after there less than dominating performance in Game 5, LA bloggers seem to be very optimistic about the Lakers' chances going into Game 6. Even "sports authority," Pink is the New Blog, is getting in on the conversation, showing exclusive pictures of celebrities courtside. As is Yahoo's sports blog, "Ball Don't Lie." And Cristela of the Mind of Mencia Blog is talking about how tough it is to be a Celtics fan in LA. Although, I'm not really sure who Cristela is, or why she writes for the Mind of Mencia Blog. Carlos Mencia doesn't even write his own blogs now? But I digress. Check out some of these interesting views in the blogosphere about the series:

http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/la-lakers-win-game-5-of-the-nba-finals/

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Photo-fun-Hollywood-stars-react-to-Lakers-heart?urn=nba,87829

http://menciablog.comedycentral.com/mencia_blog/2008/06/lakers-and-celt.html

And for you Celtics fans, CelticsBlog.com is tracking all things Finals, including criticism of KG, Celtics plane issues, and a raffle for Game 6 tickets.

Gold basketball shoes?

2008-05-06T14:51:00.000-07:00

I wish I had a pair of basketball shoes made of gold. No, seriously. A pair that I can play in.

Well, you may not be able to do that. I don't know how flexible or safe gold shoes are. But, if you use Monex Deposit Company (MDC) you can purchase gold or other precious metals and get them delivered to your place or a convenient safe storage place! Or even an independent bank or depository place! And they'll do this immediately, man!

This company is even older than me too. They are 30 years old. I'd say 30 years young...but that's old, man. At least for me...for 3 more years. Okay, is this math confusing? Anyway, they are the USA's gold and precious metals investment leader. And gold is a great product to invest in. You can invest in it in one of it's two forms. Try coin or ingot. We all know what coin is. But what is ingot? Well, ingots are generally gold and pure bullion cast. That means they are made in a convenient size and shape. Get it? Okay, good. We can move on now.

Now, the whole art of buying gold thing has been recognized for absolute centuries. People have always known that it is the way to wealth and purchasing power--and people use to take like one shower a week! Gross! Gold bullion is also a unique investment that the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans even used. And nowadays, they still do! Cool!

Gold can change men's lives. The golden bar today is a proven investment diversifier. It protects your wealth, and your purchasing power, dog! Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff of hard asset pros who are absolutely committed to serving your precious metal investment needs. They are this country's best dealer. Convenient market? Done. Competive prices? Done. This blog? Done.

Sources: Bulls to hire D'Antoni

2008-05-06T14:44:00.000-07:00

Get ready for a run and gun Bulls team! Coach D'Antoni has just been hired as the new Chicago Bulls coach...according to sources on ESPN. We'll see if it actually happens, but if you are like me--and I hope you are--, you are excited with this news. I definitely am.

In other news, John Paxson has just traded for Shaq and has signed John Stockton out of retirement. Just kidding...but I think they would really fit in with D'Antoni's offense. Get ready for the new, old Bulls, man. Get ready. I'm excited because I like the Suns, and I like the Bulls, and I like Coach D'Antoni, and I like Chicago, and I like Phoenix.

Bulls stars love Rihanna celebrity gossip...

2008-05-06T11:42:00.000-07:00

In a recent interview with Elle, Rihanna answered a couple questions before getting to the topic on everyone’s mind…

On her hair: “I kept telling my managers, I’m cutting my hair. I’m cutting my hair. And they’re like, ‘How short? Not too short. Cut it how short?’ And I’m like, ‘Up to here.’ They never believed me. So when it was time to do the album cover [for Good Girl], the night before I cut it, I dyed it black.

We went straight to the photo shoot, and no one at the record label knew what I looked like. When we sent the pictures over, they saw the hair and they all loved it. They loved it.”

Rihanna in Elle

On her alcoholic father: “That was way, way, way back. We’re friends now. Now my dad is like the coolest person on the planet. He doesn’t smother me. He lets me live my life. And he’s been like that a lot, even when I was younger. He would watch me making a mistake and he wouldn’t stop me. My dad, he lets me make it and then I learn.”

On rumored boyfriend Chris Brown: “We’ve always been friends, but we’re very close now.”

Epocrates is what it's all about

2008-04-24T23:55:00.000-07:00

This announcement was paid for by Epocrates.

Did you know that free drug reference for iphone is actually available? It is. Now, the phone that you used to watch "Lazy Sunday"--the incredible SNL rap music video--can be used to actually do something that involves a job not in the creative/media world too! Cool! And I thought it was just to play Lil Wayne MP3s!

So physicians are going mobile, ya'll. I'm talkin' iPhone style baby. (The only way to use a phone.) Drug information is always on call with Epocrates. More than half of the doctors around now use PDAs or smartphones, and Epocrates is a huge reason why, man! Dog, I'm serious! Best believe it (as Big Boy says on Power 106)! It's radtastic! Their medical reference software is used by over 500,000 healthcare professionals, chief! They have a complete drug guide on their PDA or smartphone. It's fully-loaded. They can access all this great information that they need to prescribe the right medicine. And at a moment's notice! They can access information to help you with drug dosing, side effects and health plan coverage. Does anybody else see how ridiculously cool this is???

For example, if a physician or doctor is prescribing an antibiotic for a stubborn sinus infection, but the patient is already on Coumadin, then that particular doctor could pull out his tricked-out PDA/smartphone and try to find any possible harmful interactions between the two drugs. That way, he will know before he rights the prescription. Isn't that awesomness in a bottle (prescription of course)?

You still want to know more? You want to know exactly what the Epocrates drug reference guide offers? Okay. How about this:

Free medical Pocket PC software
Free medical Palm software
Free medical Windows Mobile software

They also launched a free drug reference for BlackBerry devices too. Oh my awesomeness/radicalness! And they are working closely with Apple to develop a downloadable drug guide for iPhones too! That will be great when that comes out. But in the meantime, doctors with an iPhone or iPod Touch can access Epocrates content by visiting m.epcorates.com on their Safari web browser.

Check it out now! You will not be sorry. I promise! :)

J-Lo rhymes with Reality Show...kind of

2008-04-24T23:52:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Lopez is about the open her personal life for a new television series on TLC, the cable channel announced Wednesday.

The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the “docu-series,” which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career — including launching a new fragrance — with motherhood.

“I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together,” said Lopez.

Isn't that so awesome, you guys? I mean, seriously, J-Lo is the ish right now. Her career is so awesome right now. It's almost as good as when she was on In Living Color.

Good news for people with high hopes

2008-04-24T18:47:00.000-07:00

It’s over for Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Scott Sartiano, her boyfriend of two years, a source confirms.

“They are currently split up as they’re living on different coasts and their lives are taking a different direction,” the source says. “They are still really close and you never know what is going to happen in the future.”

After her marriage with manager AJ DiScala ended in 2006, Sigler, 26, was inseparable from Sartiano, 33, a nightlife impresario in New York who co-owns Butter restaurant and the newly opened lounge 1OAK.

Gold in your teeth and in your investments

2008-03-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

If I ever need a fake tooth, I'm going to treat it as an investment opportunity and make it gold. Just kidding, but it would look cool. It'd look better than a Paul Wall grill, or a girl with gold teeth, or a grilled cheese sandwhich.

You've got a lot of options when it comes to places to buy silver, gold, and other precious metals and coins. Right? But there is only one Monex Deposit Company (MDC) that will do it the Monex Way. What's the Monex Way? How about personal delivery to wherever you want? How about convenient and safe sotrage at an independent bank or depository in America?

It's been 30 years too. That's how long they've been on ya. They are America's leader in investments of the gold, silver and precious metal persuasion. Radical!

Silver and gold can be available in coin or ingot form if you want to invest in it. They can be pure bullion cast. They can be convenient in size and shape. They are definitely awesome. How awesome though? That depends on how much you buy!

This is absolutely the time to buy silver/gold. The demand on this planet, that is the third rock from the sun, for silver far exceeds annual production. In fact, it's done this every single year and month since 1990. Well, at least every year. There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are really low, and shrinking. In fact, I don't even think you can call them stockpiles anymore. They are really just piles now.

Gold is even more popular than silver. It's been recognized for literally, and romantically, centuries as one of the absolutely coolest, and best way to preserve one's personal wealth and power of purchasing. It's unique. It's diverse. It's shiny. And ever since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans did it, people took notice and decided that gold will always be worth something. (I guess it does look cooler than coal.)

If there were a better time for buying silver bullion, I don't know what it is. Actually...I'd say it doesn't exist. Start looking through history books though, man. Maybe you can prove me wrong. The U.S. government even buys it, because their silver hoard (that they had around WWII) is gone. So buying silver bars is a good idea. And American eagle gold coins are available in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value. You cool with that? Then chew on this: they are also available for personal delivery in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each.

Monex and the analysts of our time agree. That's why they pride themselves on having the best US silver coin prices and programs in the entire silver coin industry. If that doesn't remind you of the truth, I don't know what does. Keep movin' smalls.

They have a dedicated staff that likes to be dedicated. They like to show dedication. More dedicated than a Lil Wayne mix tape. They are America’s best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices. Check them out now, dude!

Kirk Hinrich enshrined at Burger King

2008-03-13T16:35:00.000-07:00

In the west loop, there's this one Burger King. It's where they serve Whoppers (except for that one time, on that one prank-style commercial). Well, guess what? It's the place where Kirk Hinrich has become king. (Cool tie-in, right?)

You know what else? Kirk Hinrich gave a speech there yesterday, wearing one of those cool cardboard crowns. He said, "Today, I consider myself one of the luckiest men in the world. This mural of me, painted with spray paint on the back wall, just before you get to the pay restrooms, is the most beautifulest thing I ever did see. You know, coming from Iowa, a lot of people would have never imagined that I could be painted on a Burger King wall, near the bathrooms...but it happened...today...and that's what luck is in my book."

Former Bulls Coach Scott Skiles was the only member, or former member, of the Bulls organization who showed up. When reached for comment, Bulls GM John Paxson said, "What the fuck?"

Luol Deng predicts a championship next year

2008-03-13T16:04:00.000-07:00

As if the Bulls disappointing season couldn't get any worse...now the Bulls star? has predicted that next year the Chicago Bulls will win a championship... Or did he?

After a day-long investigation, Chicago authorities have discovered that, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who guaranteed a championship next year in the Windy City. In fact, the direct quote was, "Once I unleash my Young Teezy style on these fools, it's over." It was this "Young Teezy" comment that raised some eyebrows. There is no "T" in Luol Deng's name. Why would he call himself "Teezy"? After pulling on the head of what was perceived to be Luol Deng, Chicago authorities discovered that Tyrus Thomas was wearing a Luol Deng suit, similar to one that could have been displayed on the successful cartoon show, Scooby Doo.

So, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who made the prediction. This makes much more sense. Tyrus Thomas is an idiot. No word yet on if Tyrus has been thrown in jail yet for being an idiot though.

If you need a job, why don't you get recruited

2008-02-27T15:22:00.000-08:00

There are times in this life when big time executives lose their jobs. Whether it's voluntary, involuntary, or a postal situation, these once big time execs will need a good, solid executive recruiting firm

From the moment they stepped onto the scene in 1967 (the hippy era), an incorporation named, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc., has been a big part of the recruiting field, and have had a high level of service and commitment. They have upheld this level for a long time, and they have no plans of stopping now. They have successfully placed a lot of top-notch candidates together with industry-leading clients. That skill makes them awesome, for one, but also, it tends to lead to a good reputation, and, believe me, they are consistent. This makes the one searching for work, and the company seeking an employee, content, dog. All of their top-of-the-hill recruiters know their respective industry. The industry they recruit for is the exact same industry where this recruiter had a history--a successful career of their own. They bring an invaluable depth of experience, skill and insight because of this. Those are 3 words I know I want associated with my recruiter. And these geniuses have the knowledge, contacts and the feel for their respective field. Sweet! They'll even use it to find the tightest fit for each and every job. What more can you ask for?

Well, I'll tell you right now, that if you don't know, I'll tell you: Their practices include, but are not limited to, financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. And within those awesome areas, you better believe AEF fills positions. If they don't, I'll delete my blog and leave this world on a spaceship. What positions though? Well, they do this nationally, and I'm talking about positions from the middle, to executive, all the way up to "C level" management. And then some. They also fill associate, partner, analyst and managing director positions.

AEF will make you...I mean, get you work. You need to check them out if you are looking for work.

John Paxson says, "Fuck the Chicago Bulls Report" in an interview

2008-02-27T10:03:00.000-08:00

Not really. I just made that title up to amuse myself. But can you imagine, if he did. That would be so incredibly awesome that I may retire the site in honor of him. Seriously, what else could I write that would top that? Sure, I'd have to post one last blog, explaining why I was abandoning the site, and telling the story about how John Paxson just said, "Fuck the Chicago Bulls Report," but, after that, done.

Of course we all know that John Paxson would never do such a thing. Honestly, he's John Paxson, not...I can't think of a good analogy, but you get it. He's a man of character. Even though the Bulls suck, and people are calling for his head, look what he has done. You can't say he hasn't brought players and prospects in. Sure, it hasn't panned out how they had hoped...but he gave them a chance. And whether he hates my blog or not (or has ever read it...hopefully not), he has done a good job.

I've abandoned my Bulls!!!

2008-02-27T09:58:00.000-08:00

Have you seen There Will Be Blood? I haven't, but I have seen that commercial. So when I ended up watching the Academy Awards on Sunday, instead of my new look Chicago Bulls against the Houston Rockets, I thought of a clever way to tie it all together and exclaimed, "I've abandoned my Bulls!" Damn, I'm lonely.

My creativity, some would think, had reached a new level of awesome when I came up with that. And believe me, I thought so at the time. But now, looking back, it had reached a new state of pathetic. Seriously, I actually watched the Oscar's over the Bulls. That's gotta be the seventh sign. Not of the world ending, but of my needing to get out of Hollywood. I'm missing out on life. Just as the Bulls need a major overhaul this summer, I too need a change, my friends. I'm ready for that change. Lord knows I'm ready.

Silver is shiny and an investment

2008-02-07T00:01:00.000-08:00

You checked out Luol Deng's new silver Jesus piece? You have? That's weird...he doesn't have one. Luol Deng doesn't believe in bling, or materializing something holy like that. That's why he's awesome.

However, Luol Deng does believe in investing in silver. Monex Depost Company (MDC). They will help you immediately and then you can purchase silver or even other precious metals that will immediately be delivered, personally to you. Isn't that stupendous? Or you could even arrange for a convenient and safe storage at absolutely, positively, realistically, any independent bank and/or depository. It makes me feel a lot better about the dollar. I don't know if it affects it, but it makes me feel slightly better. Especially since they've been doing this for 30 years and have been America's silver and precious metals investment leader. It's available in two forms for ya: coin or ingot. Ingots are generally silver ingots of a pure bullion cast. It's a small little nugget in a convenient size and shape. And, of course, coins are coins; they have a currency value, or are actually defined by ingots. The demand for silver in this world is high too. It exceeds the annual production. It has every year since 1990. Isn't that crazy? Every, single, year. I'm pumped just typing that.

There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are low, and shrinking rapidly. I mean, it's approaching zero, people. Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff. They have hard asset professionals committed to serving your precious metals investment needs yo. If I were you, I'd check them out because they know what they are doing. They are the shit when it comes to knowing about the silver investment business, dawg! Just ask Luol Deng!

Walk this way, Bulls

2008-02-06T21:37:00.000-08:00

Says the old band... (except for the part about the Chicago Bulls). Well, I wish somebody would come in and ask the Bulls what their deal was. Nobody is, and it's annoying. They need a new direction. They need an idea where they are going. They need new leadership, and they need new uniforms (but they should keep the same logo).

Seriously, how awful is this team? They were supposed to contend for a Championship this year? Oops. No more. Now, all they can do is hope to make the playoffs, just to say they did. And what is that worth? In the grand scheme of things, if you aren't an up and coming team, NOTHING.

So now what should they do? I'll tell you what: Sell the team to Mark Cuban. Done. They may not win it, but at least they'll make it to the Finals. There are no Golden State Warriors in the East.

Gasol, Shaq available; Bulls do nothing

2008-02-06T17:05:00.000-08:00

Cool. Way to go Bulls. We could have had Gasol or Shaq. Okay, maybe Shaq would have been a bad move, but how did the Lakers steal Gasol from the Grizzlies like that? What, they would send them to the Lakers for nothing, but not us? What is that all about? Is that like the Jerry West connection or something? Such bullshit (get it?).

So now, here is what we must do: We must see if there is another franchise player available on a shitty team... And considering the Bulls desperately need a big man who is a force down low, I think they are screwed. Hey, maybe it's not too late to trade for Antoine Walker and Jason Williams though. That would be a great move, right? Antoine back home to Chicago? Joy!

For now, I've given up on the Bulls this season. I hate to say that, but they've pissed me off enough. I've got bills to pay, and they aren't from ticketmaster.com.

When the Bulls play the Magic, they check this site

2008-01-31T13:51:00.000-08:00

I talked to Scott Skiles the other day, and he said, the thing he'll miss most about being the Bulls coach will be the trips back to his NBA hometown, Orlando, where the team would all by Sea World Tickets and enjoy their time off looking at big fish. Well now he can't do that, and he is pissed.

Now, if only I myself had a place to go online where I could buy Sea World tickets cheap....wait a minute! I actually do! Orlandofuntickets.com! Oh yeah! I just linked to them above too! Awesome! Make that, Luol Deng awesome!

So, if you really, really want discounted tickets for Disney World, Sea World, and all of the above Orlando theme parks, attractions, dinner shows, etc., then you need to check them out, yo. Because, I'm gonna be honest with ya, the most expensive and intimidating factors in planning your process is when you are trying to figure out admission tickets. There are so many options! A good option called the name that I mentioned above. You read it, right? Good. You can get your Disney tickets in many different ways and many different time frames, from 1 to 10 days. This is what they, in the biz, like to call, "Disney Magic Your Way," of course.

You'll get the lowest price from them for sure. Specifics? Four theme parks, two water parks and a tonz more! (I added the "z" on purpose, folks.) They also have tickets for Disneyquest, Downtown Disney Pleasure Island, Disney's Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach Water Parks, and every single Disney theme park ticket too! Pretty awesome, right? I'm already excited about it. I think I may buy tickets for this spring and go down there during March Madness. I won't be gambling at an online casino while I'm there though. That's not the Orlando way.

There's more in Orlando for you. It's not all Disney (although it's pretty close). Have you heard of Universal Studios? How about Islands of Adventure? Well, They have tickets for these places too. There is Night-time fun and dinner shows at this park, and you should experience both! You can digest some, near exquisite, comida there. (Fun Fact of the Day: "comida" is the Spanish word for "food.") You can even get Arabian Nights, Medieval Times, Pirates Dinner Adventure and more, all at a discounted price! That's a pretty slamtastic deal if I do say so myself! And one more thing, you could even go to the Kennedy Space Center at a discount rate too! Can you imagine how fun that will be, when you do that? Lance Bass won't be there, don't worry!

For the best service and best prices, check the out today, homies!

Kirk Hinrich might as well punch my dog

2008-01-31T01:03:00.000-08:00

Seriously, Kirk Hinrich might as well punch my dog in the face after each Bulls game. Why not? It can't get any worse! Seriously, again, this is supposed to be the Bulls year, but ti's not, and they suck! Ahhhhhhh!!! I just freakin' yellled. Did you hear that shit? I'm so pissed that I'm type yelling! That's how bad it's gotten.

But there is hope, folks--the Bulls suck, and they haven't lost any players, so it's got to get better...once they make a trade...and get less value than they would have the past 2 years. Sweet!

Okay, now here's what you can do, fans. You can go to www.Bulls.com and buy a Chicago Bulls t-shirt. If you wear it, everyday, underneath your work clothes, whether you are Blue Collar or White Collar, they will win! We can do it, folks! We can do it! Go Bulls! Or instead, just go out to bars and get drunk and pick up chicks.

Bull beat the Timberwolves!

2008-01-30T19:13:00.000-08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's the moment you have been waiting for all season: The classic match-up between the Chicago Bulls and the Minnesota Timberwolves! KG comes back to Chi...oh wait, nevermind. The battle of the piece of shit teams. (That's more like it.)

So, in case you weren't watching, let me recap: The Chicago Bulls were supposed to contend for at least the Eastern Conference Championship...this season. But, the season started...and they completely suck. The Minnesota Timberwolves, on the other hand, were supposed to suck after trading away KG to the Boston Celtics, which is one of the reasons the Bulls have no chance in the East. And, the Bulls won last night. Big win, right? Nope. The Timberwolves turned around and beat the Bulls tonight, holding them to only 67 points. So I guess that cancels out the win last night. Way to go Bulls!

An online university that doesn't suck

2008-01-14T18:40:00.000-08:00

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Have you ever heard of capella university? It's usually spelled with capitalized letters. Does that help? Okay, good. Now, let's get started, class. (I'm going to use the false pretense that you are my class. Coolness!)

But Capella is some Capella. Founded in 1993, it is a completely accredited university online. That means they are legit. They offer graduate online degree programs in business, information tehcnology, education, human services, publich health, public safety, psychology, and bachelor's degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. But the detailed educational system at Capella doesn't stop there. Within those areas, they have 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations. They also have 15 areas of certification. That's a pretty technologically advanced way to get a certificate, isn't it? I'm pretty amazed at how great of a school it sounds like. They currently serve almost 20,000 students from all 50 states and 56 different countries! (I'll let you know when they officially reach 20,000. Check back for live updates of that.) They are pursuing business growth. They want to grow, while helping you grow. They provide high-caliber academic excellence. They are radical...in the slang term way. (They don't teach a "Slang Terms 101" class.)

"Who owns them though?" asks the bitter conspiracy-theory guy in the back of the class? Well, sire, they are owned by Capella Education Company of course. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. If you want to find out more, then you better start googlin' that ish...or click on the link above. They are awesome from what I hear...and I hear a lot of things--most of which come from actual people.

I'm interested in sports too

2008-01-14T16:48:00.000-08:00

In the six days since news broke that Axium, payroll company to a number of Hollywood studios, ceased operations after declaring emergency Chapter 7 bankruptcy, we have received countless tips about the company's spotty business practices over the last six months or so. Many of the tips revolved around John Visconti, one of the firm's principal owners and a former chair and CEO of the company. He sounds like a real peach! His CV is full of bizarre fun facts allegations like this: there's a possibility that Visconti isn't his real last name (still digging on that one) and that he used to have bullet proof glass in his office on Wilshire. More goodies, including a handy cheat sheet of the events that led to the company's demise and loss of up to $500 million in liabilities! Can you believe that malarkey!?

Brittaney is scaring me, again

2008-01-14T16:46:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears is not on the good side of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department. Officers have been telling the media that Britney will not receive extra protection and will be on her own getting into the courtroom. That is if she actually shows. Kevin is already there, and his lawyers have warned Britney about the importance of today's hearing. OK! Magazine reports:

The officer also revealed to OK! that no extra police protection will be provided for the pop star. And while he wouldn't go into the reason for the lack of special treatment, it's rumored that Brit-Brit's failure to cooperate in the past by following basic security procedures has left cops, who are also videotaping the goings-on outside the courthouse in case anything gets out of hand, unwilling to go the extra mile.

I’m pretty sure inside the courtroom there’s at least 50 cops, a guy in a safari hat with a tranquilizer gun and a tank. Although, I’m basing this on the picture I drew on the back of the stock report. I would’ve put an X-wing fighter in the jury box but my boss confiscated my box of crayons. Fortunately I keep a magic marker taped to my inner thigh. Wait, that’s not a marker…

Dr. Lucies likes Capella and so should you

2008-01-13T19:12:00.000-08:00

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I'm amazed to find out that I can get an online phd. Isn't that amazing? I just said I was amazed, so it must be amazing. Do I amaze you too?

Well, whether or not I amaze you is not important. What is important is that you know Dr. Christopher Lupcies--especially if you are interested in one of the faces behind Capella University (which I will mention later). He's a stand up guy in my humble opinion. He works in the University's Human Services department, and, on top of that, was just named president-elect of the Texas Mental Health Counselors Association! I hope he had an online party!

Dr Lucies teaches CACREP(the Council for Accreditation of Counseling and Related Educational Programs) counseling education and counseling studies programs in the Capella University’s School of Human Services. (Which sounds like a great program at the online university.) He was freshly elected in September. I'm sure, right now, part of you is wanting to congratulate him, and the other part is asking, "What does that mean exactly?" Let me break it down for you (you can congratulate him after): he will serve a 3 year term, which will be divided into 3 parts. The first year will be his time as president. The second year will be his time as a consultant. And then the third year is where it gets awesome, if you are an educational type--Dr. Lucies gets to be a consultant to the actual TMHCA board. That means he'll actually be organizing board meetings, the association's yearly conference, mentoring other board members, consulting on issues that are ethical, speaking publicly, and even advocating. (You know how much I appreciate good advocating, right? Answer: a lot.) It sounds like a great job, and I'm sure Dr. Lucies will do a great job for good ol' Capella. But, also, he hopes to work toward unapologetically refining the LPC licensure title in the state of TX, to better show the roles of mental health counselors! You pumped yet? He wants to increase membership too; which will create opportunities for all members to become involved within the association! He's probably more interested in this, than you are, but if you go to Capella, this is good to know.

By the way, did you know that Capella University is the first and as of now, only online university that has received official accreditation from CACREP from two master's degree specializations? Yup. That. Has. Happened.

If you want to know more about Capella, you can search through my blog, Google them again, or look at the fun facts below (probably the best option):

-Founded in 1993 and are
-An accredited, fully online university
-Offers graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, psychology, public health, and public safety, and bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety.

-Offer 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations and 15 certificate programs! -Currently, teach over 20,000 students from all 50 states and 56 countries
-Are served by the university and they are a subsidiary of Capella Education Company in Minneapolis

Find out more about Dr. Lucies and Cappella, but kindly clicking on the link above. Thanks!

Bulls to hire Norm Van Lier as coach?

2008-01-13T13:32:00.000-08:00

No. That's actually not going to happen, at all. I just wanted to start a ridiculous rumor. I thought that's how you become cool on the internet--or a journalist for that matter--these days. However, between the time it took me to type the title, and the second a found the home row again to type the first character in this blog, I decided against it--realizing that I'm a person of higher character and integrity. So now, what should I talk about? Well, for starters, let's talk about how the Bulls need to make a trade and somehow acquire Kevin Garnett and Kobe Bryant. That's what they really need. Let's talk about that. How can they do that? Well, I'm sure Norm Van Lier could find a way.

Chicago Bulls are ehsome

2008-01-13T12:11:00.000-08:00

The current state of the Chicago Bulls is "ehsome". It's not awesome, it's results more in a reaction of "eh" by fans. The current team is not getting it done, and probably won't. The Celtics surprising late-summer resurgence aside, the Bulls honestly would not have been good enough to overtake the Detroit Pistons this season either. So now we are screwed. What are we going to do? We need to trade Ben Gordon...but what could we even get for him? Seriously, not much, probably. We really need Eric Gordon...of course, somebody proven would probably be better. They need a superstar. The Bulls have never had a chance for something like that though have they? Oh yeah, that Kobe guy. Fuck.

Scott Skiles sent wedding flowers to former team

2008-01-09T12:20:00.001-08:00

A lot of times wedding flowers suck...even if they were a good deal. Well...not in this case.

FiftyFlowers.com is easy and won't break your piggy bank. They specialize in wedding flowers. This I know. They can hook up your wedding event big time. They have various types of roses--like: premium roses, calla lilies, rose petals, gerbera daisies, hydrangeas, peonies and many other flowers and greens!

But how are they delivered? Well, at below wholesale cost and with the least fuss possible! How else would they be delivered? Duh! They have varieties of bulk flowers that they carry for all occasions. This includes premium bouquets, table arrangements, centerpieces, and wedding flower packages...just to name a few. To point out, this is different from local florists. Local florists buy their flowers from importers and wholesalers who keep the flowers in freakin' coolers for multiple days! But, these guys use overnight express to ship to the customer! Flower wholesalers cut the stems and put the flowers in water to re-hydrate them, and then the local florist can retails flowers that are actually hydrated and open. That doesn't sound that great to me. Does it sound good to you? I didn't think so. They don't do this, so don't worry about it. They remove the wholesaler and retailer from the flower supply chain. That saves up to 75% on the flower cost for you customers! Now, I know this is sounding good to you. It is sounding good to me too.

Well, Liza Roeser Atwood is a founder and chief executive officer. Want to hear what she has to say? Well, you don't need to, but she says all good things!

The traffic on this site over the years has just gone up and up. The same has happened to wedding costs. The average cost of a wedding is $28,000. Can you believe that? That's a lot of money. So special treatment and personalized consultations to brides who need help has been happening for FiftyFlowers. And the cost of shipping these flowers is included in the wholesale prices. They can be ordered in large or small quantities. Awesome.

They even offer wedding flower packages that are beautifully arranged at their flower facility according to your custom order! It's like a Wedding in a Box! They get 23 pieces...and this includes bridal bouquet, bridesmaid bouquet, corsages, boutonnieres, and table arrangements. The focal flower, accent flowers and greens are chosen by the bride. That's what I'm talking about! The experts step in when they need to, but otherwise, the bride runs the show! Dang!

They have been doing this for almost ten years. They deliver the best quality, freshly cut flowers directly from their farms in Ecuador, Columbia, and other locations, to you. They send these flowers everywhere. Now you have to be the one to order them. It's a good idea, trust me.

Coach Boylan wonders about Britney Spears sometimes

2008-01-09T12:19:00.000-08:00

The photo agency that employs Britney Spears paparazzi boyfriend, Finalpixxx, is denying reports that they are shopping around pics of Britney Spears without clothes, but they most certainly are.

TMZ has confirmed that the pics of Britney without bottoms have been shopped around to various weeklies. One source says a major U.S. weekly was pitched the photos this week but passed.

Another mag source tells TMZ the photos were pitched to them for five figures but they passed because "the photos weren’t any good." That’s because Brit’s BF shot the pictures with his dick cam, and it kept falling off because his unit was too small to hold it.

Now X17, who is pissed their photog wasn’t with Britney, alleges the only takers are an Aussie magazine, and they paid $57,000. X17 better be telling the truth this time, or they’ll be getting sued again, and not just by Tony Parker.

We’ve already seen all of Britney’s naughty parts, so bla.

Hinrich checks up on the latest gossip news

2008-01-09T12:17:00.000-08:00

Adnan Ghalib’s wife, AzLynn Berry, has come forward to deny any part in the effort to take advantage of a mentally ill Britney Spears.

AzLynn, who is separated from the paparazzi Ghalib, has reportedly moved out of Los Angeles to Encino, California, to escape the craziness surrounding Britney and her ex. She told Access Hollywood in a phone interview, "I was chased down the street by two men in a BMW."

In 2006 Azlynn finished second runner-up, out of 348 girls, in the National Face of Glamour Competition.

A neighbor is on record saying that Adnan and AzLynn "have an arrangement," and AzLynn’s MySpace page says she’s "in a relationship." If all that is true then Azlynn may be lying to cover for her husband. Guilty by association.

Welcome to the place you need to go for medical supplies

2008-01-09T00:04:00.000-08:00

You and me need some medical equipment. You know why? Because you do.

Well...the question now is: where? Where? Seriously? Yeah. How about AllegroMedical.com? It's awesome! It was founded in 1996, and it now serves over 1 million customers! Awesome! They are one of the largest and absolutely most technologically advanced independently owned online retailers of life enhancing products in the United States. You need to find it and do it, man.

They've done this lately. And since launching this first ecommerce site that specializes in the medical equipment and home health care supplies industry...which was in 1998 ya'll...they have completely enhanced and expanded. Now they include mainstream consumer retails products. Such as what? Such as Exercise & Fitness Equipment, Nutritional Dietary Supplements, Maternity/Baby Supplies and Outdoor Gear of course! You should have know that! Well...there's more. They have a main flagship site, and it offers 55,000 products, under 50 categories and hundreds of sub-categories! You can shop by these categories, or by brand, or by condition even! Now, that's some convenient stuff man. Isn't that cool?

But, do you want to find out about some of their recent site features that they added? Well, then, here:

RSS feed / Blogs / Product Guides – (Shopping for Baby Products, Products to Help You Stay Cool, Guide to Wound Care Products…, Auto Re-Order – (Customers set deliveries at intervals), Shop by Condition (Visitors select from products based on their medical condition)

Isn't that some good stuff?

And now, here is a sample of featured products:
FreeStyle Diabetes Test Strips, Pediasure, Kinesio Tape, X2 Vest Weight Vest, Carpal Tunnel Computer Glove, Breast Feeding Pillow, Blood Pressure Monitor, Shower Chair, Polar Heart Monitor, Philips HeartStart Home AED Defibrillator.

And here are the popular categories fo you all, man:
Children/Pediatric, Daily Living Aids, Diabetic Supplies, Emergency Preparation, Exercise/Fitness, Hospital Discharge Favorites, Maternity Care, Sexual Well-Being, Urologicals/Catheters, Wound Care Supplies.

Aren't those some cool features, man! And now, if you act now, and not only now, you can get the free Allegro eCatalog that offers serious limited time specials and discounts to anyone who sings up! That's awesome. That is the best thing I've ever seen online! And in case you were wondering...they are privately owned and based out of Tempe, AZ.

Luol Deng says, "Good job, Obama."

2008-01-08T22:49:00.000-08:00

Obviously I'd have liked to have seen a different result tonight. But I am an American before I am an Obama supporter - and as such I respect and honor all of the fine candidates our party has put forth this year. Hillary Clinton, if elected, will be a fine President. I have no doubt of this.

This election is no less than a battle for the future of our party. I strongly believe my candidate offers the best future, but this does not stop me from recognizing that more than one acceptable path exists.

Tomorrow I will get up and do everything in my power to elect Barack Obama to the Presidency. But for tonight I tip my hat to Ms. Clinton and her passionate supporters for a hard-earned victory in New Hampshire.

Strangeness in Strangeville

2008-01-08T22:47:00.000-08:00

Spanish abortion clinics began a week-long strike on Tuesday, criticizing the government for what they said was harassment since a series of police raids on Barcelona centers accused of illegal abortions.

More than 1,000 women will be unable to have an abortion this week after 31 private clinics shut their doors to all cases except for those when the mother's health was at risk, said a spokeswoman for abortion clinic association ACAI. The 31 clinics performed most of Spain's 101,592 abortions in 2006, ACAI said.

Late last year Barcelona police arrested 13 people, many of them gynecologists and anesthetists, in raids against clinics accused of performing illegal, late-term abortions.

ACAI spokeswoman Francisca Garcia said the government had increased intrusive inspections against its members even though none of its members were involved in the raids. Spain's health minister had ignored requests for talks, she said. ...

Abortion is only permitted in certain cases, for example, up to 12 weeks for women who have been raped or up to 22 weeks if a fetus is malformed. It is also available if a birth poses a psychological risk to the mother.

Toyota Radiators for everybody

2007-12-29T19:51:00.000-08:00

If you have a Toyota, then you probably need a Toyota Radiator.

Man, I tell you one thing, man: Radiators.com is awesome. They are the largest radiator distributor in the country! They have warehouse shelves that are literally fully lined with over...count em...over 60,000 different radiators and ac condensers!!!

They have radiators for all makes and momdels...and I'm talking BMW to Toyota. That range. And they also, each, engineer to OE specifications for that absolute perfect fit...the very first time. The uno time. The one time you try it.

Their are the definition of quality. They match or exceed that of your original radiator. They guarantee it, man. They prove it when they want. They back each and every audio radiator with an....wait for it...wait for it...unlimited lifetime warranty! Party time! Call 1-800-395-3889 if you want to find out more. If you don't, that's your problem.

But how did this start? 20 years ago. They were a 3-man operation. They answered the phones, delivered auto radiators all over Northern California in less than 3 hours, man. They were pimps (figuratively). And then, to make that more cool, they operated a single warehouse in northern California that stocked roughly 200 different kinds of radiators. They didn't have help of computers. They stored the tech info in their heads. They probably had big heads. Also, they stored a huge bin of candy, and send you a bag with every radiator as a thank you. That's awesome!

Now, they have warehouses all over the U.S. They now have 45 radiator experts on call 13 hours a day, seven days a week. Toll free, man!

So, all together now, they have 1,000 years of professional experience with radiators and cooling systems, man. I bet you didn't know that, man. The help of computers helps too. So anyway, a lot has changed, but they still know what got them their. And guess what, they still give you candy too. That's f'ing awesome if you ask me, brah. Do business with them, if you need a good radiator.

Tonka Trucks

2007-12-29T19:24:00.001-08:00

The former “O.C.” star was arrested in West Hollywood Thursday morning on charges of drunken driving and marijuana possession.

Barton, 21, was pulled over at 2:46 a.m. by police who saw her weaving between two lanes of traffic on La Cienega Blvd. after they spotted her failing to signal when turning, a spokesman for the L.A. County sheriff’s department said.

She posted $10,000 bail and was released to her mother, who picked her up in the family’s black Mercedes. An unusually disheveled Barton covered her face with a scarf to hide from photographers as she rushed to the car; once inside, she slid down in the back seat.

These people are weird

2007-12-29T19:23:00.000-08:00

Lynne knew OK! would pay the most,” a source said. “It was her decision.”

Which is why even Jamie Lynn’s older sister, Britney Spears, was kept out of the loop at first, the source continued “They didn’t want her to run her mouth and screw up the deal.”

Instead, Lynne told K-Fed (Kevin Federline), Britney’s ex husband who Lynne Spears reportadly had an affair with shortly after he and Britney broke up.

Music Posters Prints - Britney Spears Music poster -Artist: - Poster Size: 22x34

From the start of Britney Spears’ career in 1998, Lynne, a former teacher, made sure she received a percentage of money off both her daughters’ deals.

“Lynne got all her money through those girls and loved it when it started rolling in,” a source says. “She’s the only one with a Land Rover in Kentwood.”

Wow, what an achievment - a Land Rover for the price of your kids sanity.

WeddingChannel.com...is meticulously awesome

2007-12-29T19:02:00.000-08:00

Getting hitched to your high school sweetheart? Desperate for Wedding Ideas? No? You should be, man. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Well, if you finally get your shit together, check out WeddingChannel.com. It's been helping brides and grooms with their weddings since 1997. And they don't just help you with your wedding--they help you get it right...exactly right, seriously. So what's up with the web's most comprehensive wedding-planning site since nobody? Well, it combines free, interactive planning tools. Cool. But also, expert advice, inspiration photos, a local vendor guide, and a patented online registry system! That's gnarly cool! And they offer even more than that for an added bonus to help you plan a classic, upscale wedding that's as easy and stress-free as absolutely possible. Man, if I was getting married, I would love this website even more than the broad I was marrying! (unless she cooks) Seriously, I think you, the one reading this, should check it out. You can plan your perfect wedding in just a few clicks. Log on to this site now! Do it, or you're screwed!

Penis Beckham

2007-12-29T18:25:00.000-08:00

David Beckham has no problem being worshipped by women and guys. In fact, he welcomes it, according to Page Six:

"I'm very honored to have the tag of gay icon," the LA Galaxy soccer star told BBC radio. In fact, the strapping athlete is so comfortable with his masculinity, he lets his wife dress him. "Without a doubt, Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”

Somewhere Tom Cruise read this and did a jig on top of a pot of gold. He’s already forgotten about those pesky kids stealing his Lucky Charms.
Photo: Getty Images

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What a double penis.

Ben Gordon, soldier of fortitude

2007-12-29T18:03:00.000-08:00

Just kidding. That title really had no meaning...but in honor of Ben Gordon's 31 points last night, I figured he deserved some kind of a tribute (if that's what you call this). Now mind you, this is a blog written by me when I'm bored and need to practice my typing skills, but still, it says something when I dedicate a blog entry to Ben Gordon. My blogging has been seen by members of the United Nations, famous actors, and the President/CEO of Taco Bell...and that was just last night, when they were all drunk, scoping the internet for chicks. So don't tell me that my blog isn't important when I write about Ben Gordon--he's a soldier of fortitude.

Best Blogger Alive

Looking for a good way to find credit cards?

2007-12-29T17:23:00.001-08:00

If you are anything like me, or Chicago Bulls point guard, Kirk Hinrich, you know how tough it can be to find an Online Credit Card.

Well, now you have an option. A very good option. What is it? CreditCardSearchEngine.com, and it's awesome. It is literally one of the longest running sites for online credit card comparison, ever, man. I'd even go as far as to say that it's the shit. I'm in love with it. It's hot.

What does it do though? Well, it allows consumers, businesses, and students to all search, compare, and apply for all types of credit card offers. You can find everything from low interest and reward cards, all the way up to cards for people with horrible to average credit. (People with ridiculously good credit probably don't need this.)

CreditCardSearchEngine features offers from the leaders in U.S. Credit Card issuers...but who is that? Well...how about these: J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank and leading brands Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover Card. Have you heard of all of those totally sick credit card companies? No? You better learn something then...by going to this site. It's awesome. I mean, seriously, I've got a good credit boner right now. This website is why I wake up in the morning, and why I sleep like a baby on a pillow filled with 2 dollar bills. If you don't think so, you aren't me. Check it out!

Luol Deng walks the line

2007-12-29T15:32:00.000-08:00

Have you ever seen Luol Deng, stuntin' in his cowboy western attire at club BonV? Well, I guess the first question I should ask is, "Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?" Because if not, then you probably haven't witnessed the awesomeness that is Luol Deng dressed as a cowboy and partying. Seriously, he gets all the ladies when he dresses in his tan, twill cowboy hat, corduroy cowboy shirt and yells, "cowboy up" all night as he does defensive slides across the dance floor. If there is one thing Luol Deng knows about, it's pimping drunk chicks at a club, dressed like a cowboy. So next time, if you are feeling lucky, and you see Luol Deng in this manner, look low, and never in his eyes. Last time somebody did, he his them square between the eyes with the cork of a Moet bottle. I be that would really suck if that happened to you.

The Bulls new coach is Boylan

2007-12-29T15:26:00.000-08:00

No, I don't mean he's getting hot like a tea kettle...hey-oh! That's his name: Jim Boylan. And for my money, besides Rockford-Boylan High School in northern Illinois, he's the coolest new Boylan in the Chicago area. He is currently 1-0 as head coach, thanks to Ben Gordon's 31 and Luol Deng's 28 in last nights win against conference-rival, Milwaukee. Will the Bulls go undefeated the rest of the season and win a championship now? Probably not...but at least Boylan is off to a great start, and apparently, awesome. I appreciate what Skiles did for the squad to this point, but a new direction was apparent. Good job Reinsdorf...I mean, John Paxson. Good job.

Gold bullion, man

2007-12-19T20:27:00.000-08:00

I like gold bullion man!!!

Well what if I told you that you could get some? Some gold I mean. Well, through MDC, or Monex Deposit Company, you can. You can purchase gold and/or other precious metals. And then what? Then, they will instantaneously deliver them personally, or even set you up with a spot for convenient and totally safe storage at an independent bank or depository. Sick! And might I add, they've been doing this for over 30 years don't cha know. They are professionals. They are the gold and precious metals investment leader, homie.

Gold, as in investment, is available in two awesome forms: coin or ingot. What are they? Well, ingots are usually gold ingots of pure bullion cast that come in these easy sizes and shapes. And of course, you know coins pretty well (hopefully). Coins have a currency value...or they could also be actually defined as ingots.

Now let's talk history. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries--and I mean centuries--as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and power of purchasing. Very good methods of doing this, might I add, dog. This goes back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way up to more modern times. Do you trust old people? Do you trust really old, pretty much ancient, people? Well, good then. Man has been fascinated in all ages. Gold is pretty. It is magical to some, life changing to others. Well today, the gold bar lies in its proven beauty, and it's ability to diversify investments. It protects wealth and preserves one's purchasing power...like I said earlier...in case you missed it, dog. So listen...listen real closely: Monex Precious Metals has a huge, dedicated staff. It's a staff of hard asset pros. They want to serve your precious metals investment needs, questions and concerns. They are America's awesomest dealer. They have the most convenient market and competitive precious metals prices that you can get. Did you hear all that, junior? Good, Christopher Columbus. Walking my way and selling gold? Good.

I like to watch movies; do you?

2007-12-19T20:10:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie and her long-term partner Brad Pitt - whose relationship is rumored to be going through a rocky patch - are reportedly planning to travel to the African country to find a fourth disadvantaged child they can give a home to.

The couple - who are already adoptive parents to six-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox, Vietnamese son Pax Thien, three, and two-year-old Zahara, who was born in Ethiopia - believe another baby will strengthen their relationship and help Zahara feel more secure within the family.

A source close to the couple - who also have a 14-month-old biological daughter, Shiloh - told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "Brad and Angelina have made no secret of the fact they are keen to extend their rainbow family.

"Angelina, in particular, feels very strongly that while Shiloh will grow up seeing the family resemblances between herself and her natural parents, and Maddox and Pax will have a connection through their birthplaces, Zahara has no such close-knit bond. Brad and Angelina hope that by finding a brother or sister for her, it will help Zahara feel more comfortable and happy in her own skin, and also bring them closer together."

Walking backwards with Posh Spice

2007-12-19T15:57:00.000-08:00

The super-thin Spice Girl - who will star as herself in the special episode of the hit comedy about a glossy fashion magazine - will shock audiences by turning up to the on screen wedding in a fat suit, pretending to have gorged on calorific treats since her move to America.

An insider at the ABC network said: "Everybody at the wedding will be expecting skinny beautiful Posh to show up.

"But they'll be horrified to see she's piled on the pounds because of major comfort eating and American junk food."

The 33-year-old singer - who recently moved to Los Angeles with husband David Beckham and their three sons after he signed a multi-million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team - admitted she was not invited to appear on the show for her acting prowess.

She said: "I'll be playing myself. And I'll get to wear a fabulous outfit, so I won't be acting."

Hid driving lights: They are good for driving

2007-12-14T16:28:00.000-08:00

If you are anything like me, and you drive at night, and you worry about night vision, than you may want to check your bank account, and then check out hid driving lights. What are Hid driving lights you ask? Well...let me break it down for you, my homie (even though I don't know you).

Xenon lights (which, coincidentally, are sometimes spelled "Zenon") are actually, literally, and chillingly, HID Lights. (I know, crazy, right?) But what does "HID" mean? Well, HID stands for "High Intensity Discharge Lighting, which is the newest dimension in lighting. I reckon that's a pretty cool thing in my book, I reckon, again. But, what do they do? They really brighten your path while driving down the road...which is always good if you are trying to drive. Usually, 10 times out of 10 (not 9), driving, and having good vision while you are doing it, is a good thing. Don't those lights sound great? Seriously, don't they? I am pretty sure I'm going to go out and check some out after I'm done writing this review. Heck, I think it's Christmas time for the whole family with these things. We all have cars; we all need HID lights.

So check them out. Look at BuyAutoTruckAccessories.com. They sell Hella and Optilux HID Driving Lights all the time, man. And by the way, they are German Engineered.

-The Guy Helping You

Luol Deng, real engineer

2007-12-14T15:20:00.000-08:00

Luol Deng is the man in Chicago. Forget Kobe (because we have to).

We take a moment now to salute Defamer advertisers, whom we crave this Christmas more than Clay Aiken craves black bodybuilder. If you'd like to stand in front of a mirror and flex your earning potential with some of the most intelligent, upwardly mobile, and freespending eyeballs on all of the internets, we urge you to go here.

Special thanks to: Belvedere Vodka, Crunch Fitness, Focus Features, The Goo Goo Dolls, Mandalay Bay, The New York Times, Queer as Folk, Register.com, Simon & Schuster, Uwushunu.com, and The Whitest Kids U'Know.

The Chicago Bulls kick Perez Hilton's ass

2007-12-14T15:16:00.000-08:00

Thank you all SOOoooo much for watching What Perez Sez….about 2007 and for your very kind words.

We can’t express enough our appreciation!

We are really proud of the show, and the next one is gonna be EVEN BETTER. It’s our big Divas special. Yee haw!

Can’t wait to see everyone at Jingle Ball in NY tonight and in South Florida on Saturday.

Oh, and if you haven’t ordered your special Perez holiday t-shirts, CLICK HERE to do it today and get them in time for Christmas.

Also, if you’re in Los Angeles on December 22nd, P-Nasty is having an in-store signing at Kitson. We’d love to see you there!

If you haven’t yet entered our t-shirt design contest with Pete Wentz, click here to do so. The deadline is today.

And, if you wanna spend New Years Eve at the best party in New York City, then call (646-432-5947) to purchase tickets to the ultra exclusive soiree Perezzz is hosting at the Gansevoort Hotel. Lots of celebrities are expected to attend!

If you can’t make it to NYC for NYE, then be sure and catch P-Nasty on MTV’s big New Year’s Eve special.

And, last, but not least, remember…..

Perez loves you!

Speak spanish, need a hotel?

2007-12-04T13:25:00.000-08:00

Tu quieres Hoteles? Sure, we all do! Right? And finding the correct hotel room for you, at the absolute best price, is usually an issue for a lot of travelers. It's what you need!

Problem can be...searching. Searching for the right accommodations is not always an easy task if you prefer Spanish. Basically, if you are an immigrant into an English-speaking country (legal or illegal). Well, now, hotels.com (who, as a lot of folk know, is the expert in booking hotels on the internet and over the phone), is making it easier for travelers who are Spanish speaking. And what is it? How about hotels.com en espanol, dog!? It's awesome! And they are completely dedicated to customer service, person. Their new site is designed to specifically (not superficially) meet the interests, needs, requests, questions and demands of individuals in the United States who are Spanish-speaking. It doesn't even matter if you are legal or illegal! It will work for you if you have internet! Of course, being a legal United States citizen is usually the better route to take. That way, you won't be deported, and you can drive!

What the crap? Bulls sign Oliver Miller to play point

2007-12-04T13:24:00.000-08:00

he Paparazzi are not happy killing Princes Diana, they want to kill her son Prince William too! Have they no morals? No concept of guilt? Are the news papers that buy the pictures from the Paparazzi just as guilty as the person taking the picture and putting peoples lives at risk with the antics they use to get a picture to sell to the news papers?

Last week Prince William and Kate Middleton were aggressively chased by Paparazzi on motor bikes and in cars through the streets of London as they left a night club. It is Ten years ago that Paparazzi aggressively chased Princess Diana through the streets of Paris on motor bikes and in cars, that lead to her death along with two other people in the car with her.

Stalking is a criminal offence in the UK and this is a clear case of stalking, Paparazzi stalk their victims and put their lives at risk, they should be charged under the Stalking laws in the UK.

Bulls mourn Pimp C

2007-12-04T13:22:00.000-08:00

Pimp C (33), aka Chad Butler, and one half of the rap duo UGK, was found dead in a hotel room this morning. L.A. County Fire responded to a 911 call at the Mondrian Hotel, located on Sunset Strip in Hollywood. They arrived to his sixth floor hotel room to find him dead in bed.

UGK is best known for appearing on the Jay-Z track "Big Pimpin’" in 2000, and more recently with Outkast on the song "International Player’s Anthem (I Choose You)." Pimp C had just performed with fellow rapper Too Short at the "House of Blues" in L.A. on Saturday night.

UGK, which also includes Bun B, is a successful rap group from the Southern U.S. especially during the early to mid 1990’s and also made prominent guest appearances on hit singles by Jay-Z ("Big Pimpin’", 2000) and Three 6 Mafia ("Sippin’ On Some Sizzurp", 2000) and was to work with Celly Cel, C-Bo, Spice 1 and Devin the Dude on a couple of projects. He is the co-owner of Trill Entertainment along with bandmate Bun B.

On January 28, 2002 Pimp C was sentenced to eight years in prison for failing to complete a community service requirement stemming from an aggravated assault charge. Pimp C released his debut solo album, The Sweet James Jones Stories, in March 2005 through Rap-A-Lot Records. Bun B and Rap-a-Lot records have waged a ’Free Pimp C’ movement, spread through music, Free Pimp C tee shirts and caps.

A Sylvania HDTV...is it what you are looking for?

2007-12-03T21:45:00.000-08:00

Have any interest in sylvania HDTV?

Shopping? If you are and you are shopping for a flat screen TV that is in the condition of "new," then check Krillion for local production, location, and pricing! Their HDTV prices are continuing to drop, ya'll. It's going to continue as the market, as it is, continues to get better and hotter, and all of these TVs become available for people purchasing. So check it...$15.6 billion is the size of a market for awesome flat panel televisions. It's important that these retailers AND these manufacturers compete. They have to get a percentage of the sales of today's TV. They have to do this by reaching out to consumers with information that is completely better. But they have to also make sure that they reach out with that is influential. And where to consumers, or people who buy, look first? The Web. That's where. Research on the internet, is maybe the most important way for product information source for shoppers now. If they do it early in the process, way before they go to a store. Which they do. But...most of them don't purchase online after they do the research. It's just not prudent, apparently. Most flat panel buyers (a whopping 92%) make their absolute purchase in an actual store, made of brick and mortar (most likely). Most people don't get why though. Well, it's probably because TVs are a purchase that is usually need to be made in person, so the person can evaluate it and compare, side-by-side, other televisions. You need to ask more questions. Seriously, you do. And this, my friends, is precisely where Krillion.com steps up and does their job. Their comprehensive product, pricing, and location info, helps buyers find the exact TV they want...at the retailers nearest by.

Their really sweet Localization Engine, is what gives local search results that provide the most accurate local shopping results that could be available on the internet for the consumers who are looking for products, that they want to buy, and the location. Cool! Krillion, February 2007 is when they became something that exists. Keep them going.

Walking backwards on my haircut

2007-12-03T20:42:00.000-08:00

In People's DEVIATED SEPTUM CORRECTION EXCLUSIVE! with High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale (not the naked one, the other one), the actress offers the magazine the go-to excuse for why she just had her nose reshaped, a surgery that should bring the offending organ more in line with Disney's exacting proboscis standards. "I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this," said the appealingly naive Tisdale, who likely will be spending considerable time on the therapist's couch when a casting director lowers his eyes to her chest and remarks, "Not bad. But I'd like your chances better if you went you went a little bigger? One of the Cheetah Girls was in here this afternoon and said she'd do whatever it takes. A real go-getter, that one."

Bulls are the man!

2007-12-03T20:41:00.000-08:00

· In replacing her picketing writing staff with a set of bongos today, Ellen DeGeneres may be onto to something; look for Carson Daly to kill some time on his own strike-hobbled program by spending ten to fifteen minutes bashing away at a full drum kit before bringing out his guest.
· Jennifer Love Hewitt has broken her silence about the junk in her trunk, defending the honor of unfairly persecuted size 2's everywhere.
· Sandra Oh gives the Canadian perspective on the writers strike.
· And speaking of our neighbors to the north, there are more of those horrifying PSAs where that face-scorcher came from. [Warning: not for the weak of heart or delicate of constitution.]

Webloyalty

2007-11-29T09:00:00.000-08:00

Do you have webloyalty? Do you know what it is? Well, I'll tell you.

It is something awesome that generates new revenues for its clients. But how? By rewarding its customers who make purchases! And it totally prides itself on the impressive returns it gains for its totally awesome clients. Not to mention the absolutely unmatched service that they offer their awesome customers.

Pretty cool stuff if you are into making money. And they've been around for a while. They were founded in 1999. And since then, they have become a leader in online marketing services companies. They provide customized programs to e-commerce, travel, and other fee-based businesses.

They do this in a number of ways. They have a range of innovative products that really do help their clients increase their revenues. Not to mention the valuable benefits packages on top of this.

They have over 2 million subscriber today and they all enjoy savings. This is probably because of their new model of customer-friendly subscription services. They have over 300 employees in their Norwalk, CT headquarters, and San Francisco offices. It's like the movie, they literally have that many people in their army. Good stuff. And their revenues have reached $143.9 million (in 2006). And by the way, that was 33 percent up from 2005! They have had 16 consecutive...that's CONSECUTIVE quarters of operating profitability. Combine that with a 37 percent compound annual growth rate over the past 3 years, and you've got a recipe for awesome, mister!

Did I mention that they acquired General Atlantic LLC recently as well? What are they? A leading global private equity firm that provides capital for growth companies driven by information technology OR intellectual property. Since 1980 they have $10 billion, roughly, in capital under management, man! The firm has invested in over 150 companies, has current holdings in approximately 50 companies, including almost half based outside the United States, and is completely brilliant. Man, joe, if that ain't a cool story about webloyalty, I don't know what is. Keep it comin', man. Keep it comin'.

Bulls dance

2007-11-29T08:07:00.001-08:00

For the third season in a row, a professional male athlete has been named the champion of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars.

Brazilian race-car driver and two-time Indianapolis 500 winner Helio Castroneves beat out Spice Girl Melanie Brown and Marie Osmond (who was eliminated 15 minutes into the show) for the prized mirror ball trophy Tuesday. It was the second consecutive win for his partner, Julianne Hough, who won last season’s show with speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno.

We welcome everybody to the shitstorm that is celebrity gossip. That is such bullshit. I hate celebrity blogs with a passionate passion. Peace!

Welcome home, Bulls

2007-11-28T22:36:00.000-08:00

After I just confirmed that Britney Spears isn’t pregnant, I find out Paris Hilton is still hell-bent on putting a bun in her oven. C’mon! It seems Paris has babies on the brain again after hosting a baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend, according to People:

"Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old," she told PEOPLE at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party. "I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together.'"

You ever see one of those vans that animal shelters drive around and spay and neuter your pet for you? How do I modify one of those to work on humans? I kind of need an answer ASAP. Time is a factor. Oh, and also, what are the odds of getting a wet bar on that puppy? No, not the van. An actual puppy. I’ve always thought it’d be cool to have a dog with more than just one of those little barrels around his neck. Picture a Labrador, but with a margarita mixer instead of a tail.

Tampa Lapband times

2007-11-19T20:36:00.000-08:00

You considering Tampa lapband surgery? You may want to, if not. It would be a great idea.

There is a rapidly expanding network of specialized surgical facilities, and it's called Journey Lite. Journey Lite is a highly skilled and experienced bariatric surgeons, and team of healthcare professionals. What do they do? They are dedicated to providing the safest and least invasive surgical weight-loss solution...not to mention the absolute most comprehensive support programs that you can find today, in present day! It's what I'm talking about!

They are a great company, and they specialize in some stuff. What is it, you ask? Well, for starters, they specialize in Laparoscopic Adjustable Gastric Banding. Or, for short, LAGB...or, for short again, LAP-BAND® System procedure. But what is it? What do they do? Well, your surgeon simply inserts an inflatable, adjustable gastric band through small incisions in your body, and then simply positions the band around the upper part of your stomach!

But what does this do? Well, do you want to lose weight...? Because that's what this does. It creates a small pouch in your stomach, and that passageway into the lower part. It will make you feel full of food..when you have actually eaten less...so you will lose weight...almost naturally! And the procedure offers a number of pros over different options. It is the least invasive weight-loss surgery available. It is adjustable and, if the need should arise, completely reversible. Isn't that awesome? I know--I thought so too. But, listen to the best part: This radical LAP-BAND doesn’t require cutting, stapling or rerouting of the stomach or intestines! None at all! So there is a lower risk with the surgery AND long term complications. And this can be done in a day, folks.

The surgeons at Journey Lite are seriously some of the most experienced in the entire nation and their facilities are specially designed and equipped to meet the specific needs of the seriously, seriously overweight patient! You will be safe.

The staff there will provide for you as a patient. You will get the care you need, in the safest environment. Check them out today. They are second to none. So cool. It's brilliant.

Bulls walk that way

2007-11-19T12:14:00.000-08:00

Yes, I’m back and recapping American Band after a week off. I’m sure the five people watching, well mainly the .5 people who actually read this column missed it, so I apologize to you. Light of Doom kicked things off (yes, they made through another week) with “Jail House Rock”. This was an epic FAIL in my book; the metal sound just doesn’t mix with old school rock & roll. Thankfully the Clarks Brothers were up next singing “Saved”, and it was darn good. The judges are right when they say they put a TON of passion in everything they sing, and extra credit to Ashley (I think it was him?) because that boy PLAYED that fiddle like it was nobodies business!

Last week I really liked what Dot Dot Dot did with their Billy Joel song, that was good stuff, I’d DL it. And I wasn’t as in love with their rendition of “Love Potion #9″ but they did a good job of updating it. Cliff Wagner didn’t sound bluegrass while singing “Poison Ivy”. And every time Mile High makes it through I groan, but as soon as they start to sing I just kinda sorta enjoy it. Yeah they’re a wedding band but a pretty good one. The lead singer is just so vanilla though.

Almost forgot about Sixwire! I forgot the name of the song they sang but I didn’t like how it sounded “countrified”. That whole performance just lacked spark anyways though.

Bulls stink it up in LA

2007-11-19T11:58:00.000-08:00

The sixth debut album from an American Idol winner drops this coming Tuesday, but the self titled Jordin Sparks has already leaked on to the internet (11/13 tracks at least). I’ve given the whole thing a listen and I actually expected the album to be worse. Most of the tracks are generic pop and pop rock ballads that are straight out of 1999 with a few slightly pretentious R&B up tempos. Most of the songs are decent but some of the tracks are just straight up terrible, like “Shy Boy” and “See My Side”. I’ll leave a full review up to Tiffany, cause that’s what she does.

So will Jordin become a Carrie or Ruben? Or perhaps somewhere in between? The childish and still bitter side of me wants her to flop miserably. Anyhoo, in the meantime check out these three tracks from the album, which I think are the best:

Freeze
I’m quite fond of this song; this and “No Air” are probably my favorites.

Rare coins aren't hard to find?

2007-11-18T12:39:00.001-08:00

Sometimes I feel like my next best investment move, would be to find a good rare coin dealer. That would be awesome.

You've heard of the Monex family of companies, right? Well Monaco Rare Coin is part of that. Who is Monex? They are a trusted leader of precious metal investments...and that's for nearly 40 years! They have...oh...just helped tens of thousands of investors like yourself invest in over $25 billion in hard asset investments. And this includes rare coins. You know, like gold, silver and platinum bullion, and bullion coins, man. (And other precious metals investments for ya.)

It's pretty intriguing if you ask me, and you are reading me, so I'm assuming you are asking me too. They offer a unique, vast, impressive array of resources--for investors AND collector. That's pretty key. They like both types of coin admirers. And you can find...make that, you will find, the finest rare coins available. There will be an experiences and knowledgeable cadre of professionals that are ready, and more than willing to serve you, and your needs. There is a broad range of investment programs too. And their products will fit most any budget. That's almost any budget. So, through them, you will awesomely have immediate access to investment-grade coins, and a wide range of them. And these are valued in excess of $10,000,000! (You can get others on short notice too.) What can you rely on? Their two-way buy-and-sell market for RARE coins and precious metals. Cool! They are involved in all the different markets too: the wholesale market, the collector market, the international market and auctions! They help you find the best at the best rate. If you are smart, like me, dealing with a rare coin expert makes sense. As a collector or investor, you should strive to have every advantage available to you in order to get rich. These coin experts can help you find opportunities you dont' know about, and help avoid possible market pitfalls! It's a unique blend of expertise, experience and financial muscle, that few rare coin companies can replicate. They have a connection to a worldwide network of resources that keeps them in constant touch with rare coin market trends and developments! Gnarly in a good way! But, did I mention that their advisors are members of the Professional Numismatic Guild? No? Dern. I should have. What's it called? Oh, just the American Numismatic Association. What are they? Oh, just a Professional Coin Grading Service. What are two other associations they have? Oh, just Numismatic Guarantee Corporation of America and The National Silver Dollar Round Table..and numerous other numismatic trade organizations. That's 2+? My bad. It's not easy for just anyone to build a world class rare coin portfolio, in a cost-efficient way, but they can. It takes a dealer with this: vast resources, broad-based experience and an unending commitment to providing the utmost in service to the customer, to make it happen. It takes awesome experts like Monaco Rare Coin. Monaco stands behind its recommendations, market information, quality selection and service. If you don't believe them, ask them again, dog. And ask them for a free trial subscription to “The Rare Coin Insider” while you're at it. You betta believe it!

F Celebrity Gossip

2007-11-18T12:35:00.000-08:00

Yep, that's me sampling the bubbly. Haircare giant Tresemme and "New York" magazine hosted a marvelous "Project Runway" viewing party at NYC"s Maritime Hotel on Wednesday night. The party also served to introduce "Runway" fans to FantasyRunway.com which is Tresemme's online league that you can join and play along with the show. It's my new obsession. There was an unfortunate drought of names at this situation. Because you know it's sad when J. Harvey from "A Socialite's Life" pulls up and the love with the clipboard says "oh, we've been expecting you". Oh good lord, if I'm the biggest name you have, you need to fire the PR staff! Just playin', it was a lovely time and who doesn't like an open bar he asked, swaying slightly? Booths were set up with Macs so guests could join FantasyRunway and make their pics before the show started. Guests downed champagne and nibbled on whore derves (that was on purpose), while enjoying the ambiance of the stylish Hiro Ballroom. And then it was on with the show! And what a show! I'm already loving to hate and hating to love. Be sure to tune into my recaps of the adventures of Christian (asymetrical haircut gay snark elf), Sweet P (hippie earth mother), Eliza (downright crazy earth mother), Chris (adorable queen bear), and the others every week on Thursdays. The first one will be posted this weekend, and then on Thursdays. Sorry about the lateness this week, but your J. had to recover from all that champs. Irish blogger + open bar = drunkass Irish blogger. Plus, you know I had to hit the Phoenix before I left town. Who doesn't crush on gay hipsters and probably the hottest jukebox in the city?

How green lit?

2007-11-18T12:32:00.000-08:00

Miley Cyrus better get a new wig, answer the door in a foreign accent and pretend that Britney Spears has the wrong house on Turkey Day! Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray reportedly invited Britney to Thanksgiving Dinner at their house and Britney seems to have accepted! Pass the dark meat, Britney's hongray! That report appeared in In Touch Weekly.

Earlier this week, In Touch reported that Billy Ray Cyrus invited Britz to dinner with the Cyrus family, saying, "We love her. We would love to be there for you and we care about you." He also stated that Miley is "a big fan" of Brit's and "wants to reach out" to her.

Jesus, nothing spoils green bean casserole more than an intervention from a tween star. I remember the time I was over at Lizzie McGuire's house for Christmas ham and bitch wanted to talk about my drinking. Screw you, I said as I tucked into the au gratin potatoes! You don't know me! And you better shut it too, Even Steven! Britney was out at Petco yesterday, picking up something new to neglect, and reportedly confirmed that she accepted the invitation. "Y'all don't have instant mashies? What the hell?"

Whenver I look for a good card of credit, I go here...

2007-11-16T17:22:00.001-08:00

If you are interested in such information as Balance Transfer Cards, read on. You'll be amazed at what I've found!

Have you heard about it? One of the Internet's absolute longest tenured sites for online credit card comparison is CreditCardSearchEngine.com. They are awesome. Do you know what they do? Why, they only allow consumers, business and students to do things like search, compare, and apply for all types of credit card offers. Oh, is that all, you say? And these searches include everything from low interest and reward card to cards for people with bad up to average credit. It's a pretty good service if you ask me--one that needs to be advertised and have it's word spread all over the internet!

And they feature offers from U.S. Credit Card issuers (leading ones) such as J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank and leading brands Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover Card. Now if that isn't what I'm talking about, what is, folks? If you are looking to compare different credit cards on the internet, and find the best one that suits you, I don't know why you wouldn't go look at them today. I'm going to check them out right now, seriously. Everybody could use a good credit card, and they will help you find the right one!

Ben Gordon flicks off Kobe Bryant

2007-11-16T16:22:00.000-08:00

Okay...so not really. But what if Ben Gordon decided that he had had it with the trade rumors, walked up to Kobe Bryant, and flicked him off? Wouldn't that be sweet? Well, I guess it wouldn't be, but it would be a lot cooler than the way this is going. This blog I mean. This blog is making me want to flick off my self right now. What the hell am I thinking by writing this? I could get sued. What if I did? That would suck! Kobe wouldn't want to go back to court though, so I'm probably good.

Welcome home, Sparky

2007-11-16T13:35:00.000-08:00

The Chicago Bulls, this weekend, welcomed Arizona State University Sun Devil mascot, "Sparky," otherwise known as Matt Splunkterton, home to Chicago this weekend. The Chicago-born, Splunkterton, is the mascot this year at ASU, and has been considered a big part of the Sun Devils recent success this season. Granted, there is some new coach there too, but Matt is considered the real spark...or "Sparky". Hey-oh!

Luol Deng and Kobe Bryant were on hand to greet the Sun Devil star. It was a good time had by all. Everybody drank a lot, and ate a lot. The end.

You ready for Sarbanes 404? I am.

2007-11-12T23:40:00.001-08:00

The coolest thing I know about is "sarbanes 404". Isn't it awesome? But what is it? I'll tell you...if you settle down.

Symark Software is by far the leading provider of UNIX and Linux security administration solutions. And they have announced something new. You know what it is? Its PowerBroker and PowerPassword-User Management Edition (UME) access control solutions that will fully support the new HP Integrity servers that are running the HP-UX 11i v3 operating system. What does all that mean? Well...besides "awesome", I'm going to tell you:

There were some security gaps in over 30 version of UNIX and Linux systems, but they have been addressed. By doing this, they have helped organizations safeguard proprietary information and comply with federal AND industry regulations!

Here's the breakdown of that though... Symark’s PowerBroker and PowerPassword-UME identity management and access control solutions combine best-of-breed functionality with ease-of-use to limit access to information and systems based on predefined policies and privileges. If that is technologically cool and radical, I don't know what is. And the best part is that PowerBroker protects the root account from both external and internal enemies. The root account is the most targeted, usually, so, this is good. But, also, the UME allows IT managers to deploy, centrally, modifdy and delete individual UNIT and Linux user accounts. That sure makes it easy. Right, Sarge? Just listen to Michelle Weiss, vice president of marketing, Business Critical Systems, HP, when she says, “Security is a top priority for enterprise customers." Listen to her...because she manes it, folks.

Want to know a little bit more about Symark? Well, they were founded in 1985. They are the leading provider of security administration solutions for heterogeneous IT environments. And, also, Symark PowerBroker® enables granular delegation of administrative privileges while restricting UNIX/Linux root account access. Pretty cool stuff, right? Wonderful!

Yo, ma!

2007-11-12T23:10:00.001-08:00

This is by far the best thing SNL has done since “Chronic-what-les of Narnia.” Or should I say…the best thing Andy Samburg/Lonely Island has done since “Chronic-what-les of Narnia.” There isn’t really anything you can even say about this. You can’t make fun of it. It’s too awesome.

Wasn’t that the ish? I challenge anyone to say that video sucked. If you think that video sucked then you must be the lamest person in the world. I’m that cereal about this folks. And you know this video is going to hit the clubs. Shooottt…this song may actually get me to go back to the clubs and ish. I don’t even have anything to say really. Hopefully you just watched that dick-in-the-box ish. Merry Christmas ya’ll…especially you girl, you know what’s up…just my dick in a box.

UPDATE: NBC is dumb and removed all of the copies of this video from YouTube.

Where did you come from?

2007-11-12T23:08:00.000-08:00

Go white boy! Go white boy! Go white boy! If you don’t find yourself chanting that after this video, then welcome to the self-conscious human race. I don’t know what I can say about this without sounding bitter, racist, or misanthropic. One thing is for sure, though. This guy must have all the dames in his part of town awestruck and begging for more of his country dancing (or how he puts it, neo-river dancing with southern flavor). Oh, and by dames, I mean grandmothers. And they’re not GILFs either.

Man, this guy is a complete show off and camera whore. At least he’s not arrogant about his sweet moves though. You have to admire him for that much. I bet he could teach me a thing or two about how not to get laid. At the end of the day, effort is all that matters. I think we saw a prime (albeit pathetic) example of that here today.

Executive Placement 2007!

2007-11-12T23:05:00.000-08:00

I enjoy being informed about executive placement. Do you? Cool!

And since 1967, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. has maintained a high standard of service and commitment in the field of recruiting. So check them out. They have a reputation and a discretion and a consistent record of successful placements that have helped them build strong and trusted relationships. And these relationships are with clients who are industry-leading...but also top-quality. So it really benefits both the employer and the employee. Their recruiters all had fruitful careers in industries that they represent, so they bring in depth experience, knowledge, skill and insight to their job of recruiting. Not to mention that their contacts and feel for their designated field, helpes them to make the best match possible, and best fit for each and every, single job! Cool!

They represent some different areas: financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. But it goes deeper...because inside of those fields, they fill positions from middle, all the way up to executive, all the way up to top “C level” management…and they do this nationally. And it's from associates to partners...and even, from analysts to managing directors! So if that's not cool, and noteworthy, then it's not my fault. Read it and weep. But don't weep, just read it, and check it out. Do it. Done.

Damn it, Zander

2007-11-12T23:04:00.000-08:00

If I was still in high school, this would have been funny. Since I’m not, it’s retarded. I give the kid points for having the balls to pull this stunt off though, but I bet the part about getting arrested and expelled for jumping over the railing and taking down a giant Christmas tree probably wasn’t too cool. Shouldn’t you do something a lot worse if you are going to face thoe repercussions? But hey, it’s the Zand-man! The Zanderooney. Everything he does is like, so funny ya’ll. He’s gotta live up to the name bro! It’s Zander! F yeah! Merry Christmas Zander. Good luck finding another school though. I guess it’s cool for all of us here in internet land to watch at least. Sucks for you though.

I guess the Christmas spirit in me hates this video, while the part of me that likes to watch “totally sick,” viral videos enjoys it to a certain extent. So basically I’m contradicting myself everytime I watch it. That being the case, it deserves a mediocre score at best. And did I mention this kid got arrested and expelled? Damn, that sucks for him. Oh well, it’s not our life, is it? So F it! Having a future feels so much better when you know that other people are fucking up their lives voluntarily! Awesome! Air guitar moment!

Happy New Year's!...late

2007-11-12T23:00:00.000-08:00

Happy 2007 mofos. Here is a waste of time with dominoes.

This is really cool and all…but I would be really depressed about the upcoming year if this is how I spent the end of 2006. At least they got their 20 minutes of fame (15 minutes has been legally updated to 20 because of YouTube and Myspace–seriously, they did research), but what are they going to do now? Their mission in life is complete. Oh well. At least they have a cat.

I know I was a little bit late with my New Year's wishes, but I apologize. I know it's cool to wish people stuff, so I did it.

A good list broker is never hard to find...

2007-11-12T22:57:00.000-08:00

You may need to check out a good mortgage lists. If you want updates on ground breaking mailing list databases, then you need to contact Martin Worldwide. They are in Westlake Village, CA. They are one of the leaders in the direct marketing industry. In my opinion, they are the one though. They have built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products for their clients, man! And what is one of those products that has done well, you ask? How about,ResponseCom™? What is it? It's a potent, proprietary (big words) blend of U.S Consumer databases and U.S. Response. What does it result in? How about a multi-dimensional database? How's that for ya?

One that offers extreme versatility and over 100 demographic....and...psychographic selects! Really cool stuff. And this synthesis is really special. It is compiled and response data that has created an unparalleled, powerful database! And one that completely accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history. Talk about useful! As a splendid result, their clients have experienced higher response rates, profitability, and new business opportunities! This is according to their manager! In actuality, they are literally one of the most successful and largest mailing list providers in the nation! They offer customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists, and fax lists. And they provide these to small business...all the way up to Fortune 1000 clients. But it doesn't come easy. They do this by utilizing over a decade of experience, knowledge, and database acquisition expertise! That's what I'm talking about, and have been for a while!

They possess a database of over 290 million consumers...14 million U.S. businesses. Oh yeah, and they are one of the only...one of the only major list providers that actually guarantee their data integrity in actual writing! So contact them today. It will be a good decision. One of the best in the history of men, and their kind.

Two weird dudes in a pool

2007-11-12T22:56:00.000-08:00

I don’t really know if these guys are speaking German. I basically know that they aren’t speaking English, Spanish or one of the Asian languages. Other than that…I guess it’s German. But the point is: What a shitty party this is. This is pretty much the lamest thing I have ever seen. How did these guy’s come up with this idea?

Hey Hans? You know how we have no chicks right?

Yeah Hans, it sucks.

Yeah, Hans, you are right. Well what’s the next best thing to have chicks in a real jacuzzi??

In Unison (Both Hanses): Two guys in a bubble bath!!!! Hey-yo!!! Mein Jacuzzikompf!!!

Yeah, that’s probably exactly how it went down.

Let’s be honest here folks. If Frank woulda seen this type a thing back in the day at The Sands (Two dudes in a bathtub with no broads) heads woulda rolled all the way out into the desert sand, and back to Germany (rolling onto a boat, cartoon-style, to continue the trip of course…rolling heads don’t usually float).

I didn’t think that any YouTube video in a jacuzzi coulda been worse than the girl pooping in a jacuzzi until this.

Swimming!

2007-11-12T22:54:00.000-08:00

For kids in junior high school, this video is hilarious. About as hilarious as the fact that my junior high school would have been PMS if it was called a middle school instead of a junior high. Isn’t that hilarious?

For the rest of the world, this is very amusing. It’s a funny idea and executed about as good as you can execute a video starring a guy who reminds me of Jack Black with his hair buzzed off.

See? Am I right, or am I right. Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll. Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine is gonna travel back in time, to the original Thanksgiving supper. I bet the Pilgrims and Indians are going to be really friendly, all sitting at one table, just like it’s portrayed in elementary school textbooks everywhere. The old chairman of the boards is about to be a wearin’ a black hat and buckled shoes. It will be my best show to date. Even better than The Main Event. Come fly with me

Wedding time for you?

2007-11-12T18:38:00.000-08:00

Hey, man. Are you getting married or going to a wedding and looking for Wedding Gifts? Really? Cool? Did you invite me...? Oh... It's cool. Don't worry about it.

Well, anyway, go to WeddingChannel.com. They have been literally helping brides and grooms get their wedding exactly how they want them--and they've been doing this since 1997. They want your wedding to go just as planned. They are the world wide web's most comprehensive wedding-planning site. They are cool and combine free, interactive planning tools. But more than that... They also combine this with expert advice, inspiration photos, a local vendor guide, a patented online registry system, and much, much more to make planning a classic, upscale wedding as stress-free and worry-free as possible. They also make it easy. Seriously, folks--planning your wedding the way you want it is just a few simple clicks away. Just go there right now and check it out. Make sure you are getting married first though.

Borat + Pee Wee Herman = This

2007-11-12T18:37:00.000-08:00

What is it about YouTube? They love to feature videos that are either a rip-off of Borat or something that reminds you of him. (And just for the record, I’m not jumping on the Borat bandwagon. I’ve been there since the beginning honky.)

Seriously though, this video is entertaining enough. But it kind of reminds me of partying in the seedy, Russian parts of Hollywood. Luckily, my name isn’t Alonzo, so I was cool when I did. Hey-yo! Seriously though folks, it’s quittin’ time…oh no…oh no, I’m about to start boozin’. One more rendition of “Come Fly With Me?” Alright, you twisted my arm.

How did all these people get in this video? Badabing!

Lisa Nova is hot

2007-11-12T18:36:00.000-08:00

There isn’t a lot of time to give respect and props and things of that nature on this blog, but one YouTube star is making it easier. How did that sound? Was that first line kind of professional sounding?

Anyway, here is LisaNova and crew making fun of LonelyGirl15 and her crew of overrated creators and their “new art form.”

This video is funny. Me, RobotDeanMartin, OneOfTheKennedys and SammyDavisJrHologram were going to make a video just like this, but OrsonWellesBobblehead was being stubborn and wouldn’t hold the camera. He said something about “I should have stopped at Citizen Kane. They were right.” or something. It was weird, but anyway, we never made the video. Luckily, this ish is hilarious enough to watch on repeat.

Missing something? Is it money?

2007-11-12T17:07:00.002-08:00

If you are missing some money and looking for a payday loan, you've come to the right blog: CheckCity.com.

What are they? Why, they are only a leader in online payday lending. And they are very excited about the new possibilities, now that loans are now available to residents of Montana as well! They are licensed individually by each state in which they do business too. This is to provide the absolute, positive best service and protection for their consumers. Fantastical idea! Consumers can now be confident that there will be a future for t hem, and that every single loan that is received is absolutely legal (not to mention conducted under the laws of the consumer's state). At CheckCity.com, they make customer satisfaction and service #1 on the list of important things. And they have one of the fastest growing online payday lenders in the entire country! Let's also talk specifics: They have a totally secure website, bro. They have a no hassle sign up process. They have competitive prices. They have it all! You can't go wrong with a loan from them. So check them out today.

Aaron Carter to host concert before Bulls game?

2007-11-12T17:07:00.001-08:00

First of all, this video is way too long, but then again, there isn’t much I would cut out. Check this out if you have time, especially at work. It’s a mock of MTV’s Fanatic and Aaron Carter. It’s pretty funny. It’s one of those, alright-good-job-I-don’t-ever-have-to-see-this-again-but-good-job-type videos.

Hey-yo! My favorite part was when the girl calls him a “douchebag.” What a silly little girl, doesn’t she realize she just left an Aaron Carter concert? You don’t get room to call anybody a douchebag after that. But hey, that’s how I beat Shaq. Where can I get an Aaron Carter t-shirt like that? If you have comments, let the creator of this film, Justin Noble, know what you think about it. E-mail him at: justin.noble@yale.edu

On Youtube, is Hulk, not a Bull

2007-11-12T17:06:00.001-08:00

So, in case you guys haven’t heard the great news, Hulk Hogan has joined YouTube. That’s right, fellow wrestling fans. He already even has his on video blog a la LonelyGirl15 style. The Hulk looks a little butchy in this video, and many have said that it looks like he may have lost weight and maybe, just maybe may have gone to a Bosley Hair restoration center. I maintain that he looks leaner and has a great headband on. Whatever. Anyway here’s the vid:

Ok, apparently that wasn’t Hulk Hogan. In fact, that wasn’t a man, at all… that was the Hulk’s 18 year old daughter, Brooke. Could’ve fooled me. What a beast. And I mean beast in it’s fullest defintion. What definition you ask? Well all five of them, of course:

Iron Condor is sweet!

2007-11-12T16:32:00.002-08:00

It's 4:30 pm PST, and I can't get my mind off of iron condor. I know, very interesting, right? What is it though?

Well…it’s called PowerOptions. It includes a complete suite of educational materials and premium toll-free customer support. It has that. But, also, it provides you with the essential date that you NEED to invest in stock options, and know what you are doing. That’s pretty much what I’m talking about.

How do they do it though? They have a patented SmartSearchXL® technology. And let’s be honest: this technology is not available anywhere else–nowhere. If you want to find, compare, analyze and make money on stock option trading, then it is the best way. And they are the only date provider that gives investors this technology on the internet. It’s patented decision support technology. It shows you the highest return option trades to make. It’s convenience, control that is required to automatically sort, filter, and analyze all 2,900+ optionable stocks and 190,000+ options online! And they do this to find the investments that will actually meet your profit goals. Isn’t that sickness in a basket? I know, that was a pretty dumb expression that I just made up–but it seemed like the perfect description of this service.

They have all the online tools you will need for a competitive advantage when it comes to stock investments. And act now, folks, you’ll get a 14-day trial for free! Not to mention the easy online User Guide, toll-free support, and the classic PowerOptions Performance Guarantee!

Shaq should play for the Bulls

2007-11-12T16:32:00.001-08:00

One of the most popular NBA power couples has filed for divorce. More accurately, Shaq filed for divorce from Shaunie on Tuesday. According to the Miami Herald,

''The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken." [Shaq's petition for divorce] further claimed that Shaunie has been ''secretive about her assets . . . particularly with respect to certain properties owned or titled in either [her] name alone or in other entities.'' He wants the court to order Shaunie to give a ''correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities (including bearer securities)'' that she came into during the marriage.

You can read the rest of the article HERE. Shaq and Shaunie have four kids together and one each from a previous relationship. The last appearance they made together was at the ESPYs.

I'm as sad as I can be for a couple I've never met and don't really know. Although, Shaq is one of those people who inspires familiarity even without having personally met him. Shaq and Shaunie were definitely one of my favorite NBA couples. Best of luck to them both.

Ben Wallace should lose the headband

2007-11-12T16:29:00.000-08:00

You know why? Not because they keep losing when he wears it. I have more of an issue with the fact that it doesn't look as good as without. Not to mention, the Bulls keep losing. Oh, I just said that. My bad. I forgot. But yeah, he should lose it--and then hopefully the Bulls should start winning again. Also, Joakim Noah should cut his hair or braid that shit.

A Mexico vacation would be good for the Bulls

2007-11-11T20:17:00.000-08:00

Need a break? You should check into All Inclusive Mexico Vacations soon.

The white sand beaches of Rivera Maya. Sound nice? It does to me. Well, check out the Karisma Hotels. They are a collection of properties that is brilliant and our secluded on these white beaches. And the word "karisma" is Greek for "divine favor", so there you go, man. This awesome Resort collection offers Karisma's new Gourmet-Inclusive concept. And it's designed especially for foodies, or, people who like to eat food...a lot. There is an elite level of service, and I'm talking elite, in each resort. It's great for a very relaxing vacation. And then you put some luxurious accommodations that will invigorate entertainment and classy, right when you want it service, to the mix. It's awesome!

The Karisma concept of luxury all-inclusive has absolutely NO EQUAL! Listen to some things they have: beach beds with retractable curtains (for random moments of ocean-view intimacy...ewwww...), beachside bar swings, dedicated Beach Butlers and design-conscious details! And this is all a private haven of privilege, dog! What else though, you ask? OK. How about:

hot tubs, hammocks, swim-up rooms with ocean views, white gauze curtains floating over four poster beds, sunset margaritas that are served by Beach Butlers on a private stretch of sand, exquisitely presented food prepared by expert chefs…I mean, are you f***ing kidding me!!??? It's f***ing awesome!!!!! And it's all part of the Karisma concept.

Want to hear about their food? Listen to this then. They have a thing called Gourmet-Inclusive. It's a radically new concept in travel and cuisine. It's all about the sophisticated world travelers who have come to expect and appreciate find details behind a good dining experience event. It's all included! Yes, I'm telling the truth! It's not some ordinary inclusive fare either. It's service or locales are not ordinary. Their gourmet-level cuisine is served...in...sleek...and...sensual sit-down locales and fashion forward bars! Isn't that radical, dude? I'm ready to go party there now! There's no buffet table, but there is one for kids. And these places have bars that have cool touches like actual swings, hanging beds, iced tops to keep drinks frosty cold, tequila lounges with 30 artisanal tequilas too. What? You want me to drop more names? You aren't convinced yet? Okay. How about private-label wines from Argentina's Mendoza Valley vineyards. Awesome!

Now, let's talk about divisions. Karisma has five signature resorts. What are they? Here: El Dorado Royale Spa Resort (adults only), El Dorado Seaside Suites (adults only), Azul Beach (family-friendly) and Azul Blue (family-friendly – opening November 2006) and Hidden Beach Resort (naturalist). Bam!

Now, let's break them down, yo:

Azul Blue Hotel + Spa – Riviera Maya
What is it? Azul Blue in the Riviera Maya is the world’s first stress-free hotel, and guess what else? It opens in November 2006. Everything there has been created to cater to your personal sanity and relaxation. They have 98 luxury suites that overlook the Mexican Caribbean. And Azul Blue’s has the most complete spa on the Riviera Maya. It will totally pamper your body with an array of soothing treatments. These treatments can taken on-site, on the beach, or in the room. Also, select from invigorating or relaxing activities, if you want, like deep-sea fishing, cenote diving or even meditation classes! Hey-oh! After all this...there is actually more, folks. You can get candlelight dinner for two, with a multi-course meal, in one of three restaurants! Choose from one of the dishes they design. It will completely soothe that palate of yours, bro! Then, snuggle up with your in-room ipod...in front of a wide-screen plasma...and that's between fine Italian linens with pillows selected from a menu! A pillow menu! They've got it! There is absolutely no "stresspassing" here, folks. Their word, not mine.

Now, let's talk El Dorado Royale Resort – Riviera Maya. If you want romance, book a suite--A Casita suite-- here! Live in the natural bliss of “Aquas del Amor”, folks. This place is literally set on over a mile of unspoiled beach, AND in 450 acres of tropical rainforest! Sickness! And of course it's gourmet-inclusive again. The swim-up. The Ocean Front Casita Suites. They are there. And they include veranda hammocks, king-sized jacuzzis. It's awesome. Don't forget the swim-up bar. All of the 504 Junior Suites, man. They feature air conditioning. They are breez-enhancing. And this place features five-star dining in seven restaurants: El Cocotal, D’Italia, La Carreta, Kampai, Jo Jo’s Seaside Caribbean Grill, and La Isla; and the new open-kitchen format of Fuentes – debuting this summer with the theatrical backdrop of 5 open kitchens, bro!
You want more? Well, did I mention the beachside wedding chapel and full wedding and honeymoon coordination!? No, well I just did now. Romantics will love it there as well. They have divinely decadent pleasures like these milk baths and these aromatic massages. That's in their spa. Yup.

You know about the El Dorado Seaside Suites – Riviera Maya? No? You should. Like I said befor, they are on the secluded white sand beach of Kantenah, and in the middle of the Riviera Maya. Bam! It's relaxed. It's casual. But most of all, it's rich with design detail and sensual extras, dog! This is an adults-only resort, and of course, yet again, it has The Gourmet Inclusive. There are 196 Junior Suites there. Direct access to the beach granted. They are decorated in a mélange of Mexican and contemporary-style. You want specs? You got spec. Bam: real Mexican tile or marble floors and furniture crafted from local Yucatan wood is in the room!

You ready for Azul Beach Hotel – Riviera Maya? Sure, we all are. There is a beautiful stretch of el Bahia Pentempich beach in Puerto Moreles. And it's been re-opened after being completely redone! It's the first boutique all-inclusive resort. There are only 98 rooms, and again...the whole gourmet-inclusive dining philosophy. They are family-friendly, with great amenities. Parents are pampered with adult-sized indulgences as well as extras like strollers, cribs, baby milk heaters, beach games, coloring books, refrigerators for milk and medicines, and even kid-sized bathrobes.

And the dining is splendid. They have low-carb menus, lobster-only menus, South Beach diet options, and other specials you may like to eat. And they are available at Azul Beach’s eclectic Blue Restaurant. But there are other restaurants. There is Azul Beach’s Asian Tainan restaurant or the other one, La Mancha. The Agavero Tequila Lounge is a replica of a 19th century Tequila bar where over 30 different Tequilas, including Añejo, Reposado and Blanco, are served.

Okay, and are you ready for Hidden Beach Resort – Riviera Maya? You better be. Know what else? Hidden Beach Resort Au Natural Club caters to nudists. That's right, I said it: nudists. Bam. It's the only luxurious, all-inclusive nudist resort in the Mexican Caribbean! It's secluded, adults-only property with 42 suites that sit along the beach, dog. Swim-up suites and a swim up bar. And of course, all the suites offer air conditioning, ceiling fans, satellite TV, DVD and CD library, plush robes and 24-hour room service for private dining. This includes their La Vista a’ la Carte restaurant where food is available from 6am to 2am. That's right! They are only closed for 4 hours a day! The restaurants at the neighboring El Dorado Seaside Suites are also available for a night when guests want to dress up (but don't go naked to those). What else can you do? You can sunbathe beach or poolside. There are towels and a variety of activities such as yoga, ping-pong, massage and volleyball for your entertainment!

You'll love this place!

Kirk Hinrich needs to step up

2007-11-11T15:24:00.000-08:00

I think Kirk needs to step up and play on the same level he has been. I don't know what's wrong with this Bulls team, but they don't seem to show up every night now. I think they need to make some changes. I don't want to say Kobe, but Kobe. I don't know else they could do, but I feel like the trade deadline is passed, and the damage is already done to this team who should have been good enough for the NBA Finals this season. Damn.

Welcome back

2007-11-11T14:49:00.000-08:00

In case you were wondering what's going on with the Chicago Bulls: they suck. They are playing like shit. They are playing like bullshit. It's not cool. They are way better than this as a team, and it's time to show it. If they don't soon, I'm going to not get the season tickets I was going to buy in 2011 for the team. This is not cool. Get it done, Bulls. Get it done. The time is now. The team is the Bulls. That is you. That is all.

Buying a radiator? In the market?

2007-11-11T11:49:00.000-08:00

If you are looking to buy a Honda Radiator, read on...

There is a leader online. It's the leader in online sources for radiators and cooling components. It's name? Radiator.com. What do they do? They offer the best quality radiators, and this is at the lowest prices possible--not to mention the included satisfaction guaranteed lifetime warranty! Hey-oh! This totally radical online outlet is backed by a network of completely locally-owned distribution hubs and warehouses. These places ensure that the part you need is not only in stock, but can be delivered ASAP.

As I said before, they are an online leader in this, so they assure you a totally flawless experience, and this is by offering the best quality radiators at the lowest possible price. And this doesn't matter if you are a commercial consumer, or just an average Joe. If you are looking for a radiator, you'll experience the great expertise and high service level at Radiator.com. They are a family-run, American business too. They have warehouses all over the country too, so you can possibly expect next day delivery.

Look, a lot of radiator companies will offer cheap radiators, but that's because they import cheaply made parts. Not Radiator.com, yo. What do they use? How about the highest quality OE style and aftermarket parts. That do anything for ya? Good. There'se no middleman. You deal with them: you get your radiator. High quality: low price. It's the way radiator sales should be, and it's the way they do them, man!

Bulls play like crap, drop to 1-5

2007-11-11T11:35:00.002-08:00

What. in. the. hell. is. going. on. with. the. Chicago Bulls!? This is honestly, literally pissing me off. 1-5? 1-5? That's their record right now? Are you kidding me!? Who are these guys? This is not the team I rooted for last year. This is not the team that has the potential to win the east. This is not my Chicago Bulls team. What is going on with these guys? Hurry up! We need more wins, Bulls!

Bulls walk backwards

2007-11-11T11:35:00.001-08:00

Trees in the summertime. Pigs making fart noises with the mud. Balloons pressing against glass windows like breasts. Weirdos.

That was a poem I wrote when I was in Nam. I don't know if you like it...and I don't care, because I'm an Amerriicann. You're not (if you don't like it). It's poetry, and I do it in my sleep. I dare you to try and write some. Yeah right; like that would happen.

Looking for a quality eduction...online?

2007-11-05T19:45:00.000-08:00

You ready to earn a degree online? Sure, we all are. Well now, you can check out capella university. It's awesome!

Seriously, it is. I've heard of Capella University before, and it is legitimate. Now, I'm going to tell you more. From what I hear, Capella University is an accredited university (which is huge). And it's been around. It was founded in 1993. It's fully online and offers graduate online degree programs in the following: business, information technology, education, human services, public health, public safety, and psychology. It also offers bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. Those are some pretty good areas if I do say so myself. But it goes deeper than that, folks.

They offer 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations and 15 certificiate programs within those areas I just mentioned. Sweet! (This is all as of October 23, 2007, of course.) And if you think the university is small time, then listen to this: They have nearly 20,000 students enrolled online right now! And this is from all 50 states and 56 countries! That's quite a reach. And they want the academic experience to be of the highest caliber. Even though you are studying online, they want you to grow, as if you were at a university in person.

Listen, folks. If you want an online education that will truly be valuable to your development as a person, Capella University is it. They are completely owned by the Capella Education Company. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. For more information, check out the link above. You won't be disappointed. I don't work for them, but if I did, I would guarantee it too.

Luol Deng: Still Pimpin'

2007-11-04T21:36:00.001-08:00

Get ready for the blockbuster motion picture, coming to a theater near you next week: "LUOL DENG: STILL PIMPIN'"

From the guy who wrote GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN', it's an action-packed story of how Luol Deng overcame the odds, totally played Duke, and joined the Bulls to become one of the biggest pimps in the league (if a silent pimp). Get ready folks. Grab your popcorn lightly salted and Diet Pepsi. It's gonna be pimperrific!

-The Editor

It's an 0-3 party!

2007-11-04T21:26:00.000-08:00

You ready to party, Bulls fans? How about this 0-3 start? If there were ever a better time to throw an 0-3 party, I don't know of one. Seriously, folks...it's party time. You know why? Because Kobe managed to fuck up our team too...and he didn't even get traded here. Sweet! And look at those Lakers...running and gunning and looking great playing team ball. Who knew that anybody else on that team could actually play basketball? Thanks, Kobe!

Searching for the best products for consumers

2007-10-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

Listen up if you care about getting good deals on products such as Frigidaire Dishwashers...

Is summer the biggest time to buy refrigerators? According to these guys it is... Retailers make profits during this time, because as the temperature rises, refrigerators have to work much harder to stay cool. So refrigerator compressors break down faster. And the older the processor, the more likely it is to break down. Rather than spend hundreds of dollars on repairs, a lot of consumers will just replace the entire refrigerator instead.

But nowadays, where do people, or "consumers", look first when they research a new fridge or other big-time appliance they need? Simple. Online. It is very likely that a good amount of time will be spent researching online. Up to 75%(...that's right...75%) of big-ticket consumer will do all of the research on their respective products online, but then 90% of those end up making their final purchases offline at a retailer that's local. Now, I ain't saying that this is bad, but you can see the role online product research has played in the current consumer market. It starts with search engines, but these engines are typically unable to find AND deliver the results that show you the exact local store with the exact product you want. But now, there is Krillion. And guess what? They solve this problem. They have something called the Krillion Localization Engine™. It scans the Web to find, integrate and present actionable local search results for the consumer who is ready to buy now! Isn't that awesome? I think it is. Not to mention that it launched in February 2007 (which means it's pretty new, relatively speaking) and has generated over 275 million pages of search results for local product information for major appliances. This hasn't been possible through search engines in the past...but now it is.

I think the best part though, is that Krillion delivers these results, divided into different categories. Here are those categories, below:

The first category is in major appliances: refrigerators, ovens, ranges, washers and dryers, and dishwashers.

Starting in July, Krillion will deliver search results for additional categories such as flat panel TVs, lawn and garden, seasonal appliances and others.

They also want to find and produce search results for national brands that are sold by national and regional “big box” retailers, that can actually be used efficiently by the consumer. I believe the average consumer will find Krillion's new search engine very useful.

In 1972, a blogger was born

2007-10-29T12:01:00.000-07:00

A lot of people don't realize this either, but I just made up that last blog about working for the Dallas Mavericks. I don't. I actually live in Seattle, where I was born in 1972 and new that I'd grow up to be a blogger--even though it, nor the internet, existed back then. Heck, I don't even think computers could do shit except basic addition and subtraction. What a time I chose to be born. But now, my destiny as a blogger has been realized, and I'm partying like the man I know I am: A blogger man.

I work for the Dallas Mavericks

2007-10-29T11:58:00.000-07:00

A lot of people don't realize this, but, I run this Chicago Bulls blog as a joke. I'm actually an administrative assistant to Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks organization. I run this blog to make it look like the Chicago Bulls have retarded fans on the internet, when, in reality, they have some of the smartest, basketball-savvy fans in the history of the game. (Post-Jordan of course.) So that's why I'm here--it's all one big, unfunny joke.

Pro HD Stock Videos For Sale

2007-10-02T22:57:00.000-07:00

Visually, if you are like me, you like HD Professional Stock Videos.

Do you want HD, all the time? Sure, we all do. Well, AlwaysHD represents a revolution in the professional stock footage industry. How? I'll tell you how. They have literally positioned themselves as a meeting place for talented cinematographers on the internet. There are many producers around the world. They are actively seeking professional quality/High Definition footage. Right? Well...holy awesomeness! AlwaysHD markets High Definition footage to production companies, such as advertising agencies, broadcast television studios, documentary producers, independent filmmakers, and cinema studios on behalf of its contributing cinematographers!

But what do they get? Well, the cinematographers who contribute, get revenue whenever their footage sells! Boo-yah! Bingo! And to simplify this awesome process for the buyer, all...and I'm talking all...of the clips are sold “royalty free."

What does "royalty free" mean? Damn. Didn't they teach you anything? The buyers can use them however they want! They don't have to get permission, every again, to use it...for anything!

Professional cinematographers used to only make money while "in the field," but this is changing all of that. AlwaysHD takes this footage and makes it available for sale and delivery via the internet. A new revenue stream for the cinematographer...with almost no extra work. And they set the prices for contributed clips in such a way as to maximize both distribution AND...profitability! And the poster receive 50% of the net revenue generated by the sale of their clips. And yes, it's paid monthly.

So now, cinematographers have a new choice, for supplying content to the internet, and getting paid. It's just another great way you can be a cinematographer, and make some money. Check them out!