Bull Trade C Eddy Curry to Knicks for a Pile of Dog Shit

Thanks to Eddy Curry's agent Leon Rose [cough]... I mean Eddy Curry for not agreeing to take a DNA test that could help the Bulls decided what kind of contract to extend to him, let alone save his life. The Bulls even offered him a deal for $400,000 for 50 years if he failed the test. This would have allowed him to live and live a very comfortable life. So now the Bulls have received players who will in no way be able to equal in value to what Curry could have been and probably still will be with the Knicks. I'm not even going to list them, all I'm going to say is that Tim Thomas is the headliner...case closed. Apparently the Knicks have no qualms about heart problems in athletes. At least Jamal Crawford is happy...but with the crowded Knicks backcourt, he could find himself on the trading block as well.

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