Blurb-A-Bull

Get ready for the best Chicago Bulls blurb ever:

It's the usual mantra. Explosive offensive firepower may get you 50-60
wins, packed houses and a timely slot on SportsCenter (see Nellieball). But if
history is any indicator, if it doesn't come with a stingy defense it likely
will earn you an early playoff exit (see Nellieball).
Before the season
the Chicago Bulls' bandwagon was filling up fast. I should know -- I was the one
driving it. Already possessing an entertaining and potent offense (one
scout told me last year that with the Bulls' shooters, they could be 10
points down with less than two minutes to go and still be nowhere near out of
the game), Chicago tapped into a relatively dry well of defensive talent to
poach two of the best in the business in Ben Wallace and P.J. Brown. If they
weren't a championship-caliber team this season, well, surely they would be
hosting a parade sometime in the near future.
Right?