Chicago Bulls Blogger Finds Out He Owns The World

Hi. I'm Drunk Blogger. Did you know I own the world? No seriously. I do. How awesome is that? I'll tell you how awesome. Totally. Want to know something else? I own it all. I'm the President of the world, also known as King. And I'm not talkin' burgers here chap. I'm talking kamikaze rap. Wait...no I'm not. Oh well. Work it girl, work it.