Chicago Bulls Are 1-3 in Preseason Action

The Chicago Bulls lost yet again in the preseason Monday night to the Minnesota Timberwolves. The Bulls are 1-3 in preseason action. The Bulls are clearly still hungover from the Eddy Curry deal in which they lost Eddy Curry and Antonio Davis to the Knicks. It was definitely not an equal-value trade. When reached for comment, New York Knicks GM Isiah Thomas was quoted as saying, "Screw you guys." It is very apparent, that of all NBA superstars of the 80's and early 90's, Isiah Thomas sucks the most. "To us, he is kind of like the Peter Lawford of our Rat Pack, or the Jar Jar Binx of our Star Wars," said Michael Jordan.