Bulls Beat Raptors, Win 3 Straight

The Chicago Bulls beat the Toronto Raptors, a pretty shitty team, 113-104. Former Bull Jalen Rose did light the Bulls up for 24 points, but as they say in junior high schools everywhere, "scoreboard."

After the game, Jalen Rose had a booth set up where he was selling gemstone jewelry. He was also doing precious metals quotes and giving away free Pet ID Tags. When asked why he was set up this jewelry stand when he makes plenty of money playing basketball, Jalen said, "I gotta worry about the future. I'm an entrepeneur man. I'm also thinking of talking to some bextra lawyers to find out how to become one."

Man, I love selling out.



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