Bulls Wear Goofy Uniforms, Lose to Mavericks

The Bulls wore goofy throwback uniforms on Monday night as they were beat by the Dallas Mavericks and former Captain Adrian Griffin. They also lost Kirk Hinrich to a concussion 3 minutes into the game. This really screwed up my Yahoo Fantasy team. Hinrich is already inconsistent enough and the 0's in every category really aren't helping tonight. Hinrich needs to realize that by him not coming back he is hindering the chances of my fantasy team winning and me winning $100.
Oh yeah, so the uniforms had red jerseys and blue shorts. They aren't Bulls uniforms, they are actually uniforms from some team that was in Chicago before the Bulls and that I read about but already forgot the name of and what years they were in Chicago. I'm sure it's pretty interesting though. I actually would like to buy one of the throwback jerseys, except for the fact that I'm white and throwbacks aren't quite as cool this year. Oh, I guess that was 2 facts... well actually... the 2nd was an opinion I guess. That being said, it's probably an opinion that is shared by most people in this country...well...besides Montana, where they just learned that mesh hats are cool again (or at least were) for people to wear besides farmers, fishermen and hunters.
In other news, Andres Nocioni wore his uniform and a mesh hat after the game, walking to the bus, defying the NBA's new dress code policy. When asked why, he said, "this fucking sucks."

The Bulls are now 8-8, a record that is only cool if you are the Atlanta Hawks or Toronto Raptors.




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