Get ready for the final 4

I'm now going to make up a bunch of stuff about the final four teams left. In the Western Conference, we have the San Antonio Spurs (who are all meth addicts ever since Robert Horry joined the team and turned them all on to the "wonders of meth") versus the Utah Jazz (who are all racists, but only against non-Mormons, or black guys who don't talk like Karl Malone). In the Eastern Conference, we have the Cleveland Cavaliers (who have Lebron, and a bunch of guys they pay $10/game who rent shoes from a local bowling alley before each game...and after the season, they put them all out of their misery at a glue factory) versus the Detroit Pistons (a team I'm dubbing "Team Date Rape", ever since they beat my Bulls...and a team that was actually assembled from a Championship Prison League team...and the scary part is, they are still waiting for their best player to get out).