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The white sand beaches of Rivera Maya. Sound nice? It does to me. Well, check out the Karisma Hotels. They are a collection of properties that is brilliant and our secluded on these white beaches. And the word "karisma" is Greek for "divine favor", so there you go, man. This awesome Resort collection offers Karisma's new Gourmet-Inclusive concept. And it's designed especially for foodies, or, people who like to eat food...a lot. There is an elite level of service, and I'm talking elite, in each resort. It's great for a very relaxing vacation. And then you put some luxurious accommodations that will invigorate entertainment and classy, right when you want it service, to the mix. It's awesome!

The Karisma concept of luxury all-inclusive has absolutely NO EQUAL! Listen to some things they have: beach beds with retractable curtains (for random moments of ocean-view intimacy...ewwww...), beachside bar swings, dedicated Beach Butlers and design-conscious details! And this is all a private haven of privilege, dog! What else though, you ask? OK. How about:

hot tubs, hammocks, swim-up rooms with ocean views, white gauze curtains floating over four poster beds, sunset margaritas that are served by Beach Butlers on a private stretch of sand, exquisitely presented food prepared by expert chefs…I mean, are you f***ing kidding me!!??? It's f***ing awesome!!!!! And it's all part of the Karisma concept.

Want to hear about their food? Listen to this then. They have a thing called Gourmet-Inclusive. It's a radically new concept in travel and cuisine. It's all about the sophisticated world travelers who have come to expect and appreciate find details behind a good dining experience event. It's all included! Yes, I'm telling the truth! It's not some ordinary inclusive fare either. It's service or locales are not ordinary. Their gourmet-level cuisine is served...in...sleek...and...sensual sit-down locales and fashion forward bars! Isn't that radical, dude? I'm ready to go party there now! There's no buffet table, but there is one for kids. And these places have bars that have cool touches like actual swings, hanging beds, iced tops to keep drinks frosty cold, tequila lounges with 30 artisanal tequilas too. What? You want me to drop more names? You aren't convinced yet? Okay. How about private-label wines from Argentina's Mendoza Valley vineyards. Awesome!

Now, let's talk about divisions. Karisma has five signature resorts. What are they? Here: El Dorado Royale Spa Resort (adults only), El Dorado Seaside Suites (adults only), Azul Beach (family-friendly) and Azul Blue (family-friendly – opening November 2006) and Hidden Beach Resort (naturalist). Bam!

Now, let's break them down, yo:

Azul Blue Hotel + Spa – Riviera Maya
What is it? Azul Blue in the Riviera Maya is the world’s first stress-free hotel, and guess what else? It opens in November 2006. Everything there has been created to cater to your personal sanity and relaxation. They have 98 luxury suites that overlook the Mexican Caribbean. And Azul Blue’s has the most complete spa on the Riviera Maya. It will totally pamper your body with an array of soothing treatments. These treatments can taken on-site, on the beach, or in the room. Also, select from invigorating or relaxing activities, if you want, like deep-sea fishing, cenote diving or even meditation classes! Hey-oh! After all this...there is actually more, folks. You can get candlelight dinner for two, with a multi-course meal, in one of three restaurants! Choose from one of the dishes they design. It will completely soothe that palate of yours, bro! Then, snuggle up with your in-room ipod...in front of a wide-screen plasma...and that's between fine Italian linens with pillows selected from a menu! A pillow menu! They've got it! There is absolutely no "stresspassing" here, folks. Their word, not mine.

Now, let's talk El Dorado Royale Resort – Riviera Maya. If you want romance, book a suite--A Casita suite-- here! Live in the natural bliss of “Aquas del Amor”, folks. This place is literally set on over a mile of unspoiled beach, AND in 450 acres of tropical rainforest! Sickness! And of course it's gourmet-inclusive again. The swim-up. The Ocean Front Casita Suites. They are there. And they include veranda hammocks, king-sized jacuzzis. It's awesome. Don't forget the swim-up bar. All of the 504 Junior Suites, man. They feature air conditioning. They are breez-enhancing. And this place features five-star dining in seven restaurants: El Cocotal, D’Italia, La Carreta, Kampai, Jo Jo’s Seaside Caribbean Grill, and La Isla; and the new open-kitchen format of Fuentes – debuting this summer with the theatrical backdrop of 5 open kitchens, bro!
You want more? Well, did I mention the beachside wedding chapel and full wedding and honeymoon coordination!? No, well I just did now. Romantics will love it there as well. They have divinely decadent pleasures like these milk baths and these aromatic massages. That's in their spa. Yup.

You know about the El Dorado Seaside Suites – Riviera Maya? No? You should. Like I said befor, they are on the secluded white sand beach of Kantenah, and in the middle of the Riviera Maya. Bam! It's relaxed. It's casual. But most of all, it's rich with design detail and sensual extras, dog! This is an adults-only resort, and of course, yet again, it has The Gourmet Inclusive. There are 196 Junior Suites there. Direct access to the beach granted. They are decorated in a mélange of Mexican and contemporary-style. You want specs? You got spec. Bam: real Mexican tile or marble floors and furniture crafted from local Yucatan wood is in the room!

You ready for Azul Beach Hotel – Riviera Maya? Sure, we all are. There is a beautiful stretch of el Bahia Pentempich beach in Puerto Moreles. And it's been re-opened after being completely redone! It's the first boutique all-inclusive resort. There are only 98 rooms, and again...the whole gourmet-inclusive dining philosophy. They are family-friendly, with great amenities. Parents are pampered with adult-sized indulgences as well as extras like strollers, cribs, baby milk heaters, beach games, coloring books, refrigerators for milk and medicines, and even kid-sized bathrobes.

And the dining is splendid. They have low-carb menus, lobster-only menus, South Beach diet options, and other specials you may like to eat. And they are available at Azul Beach’s eclectic Blue Restaurant. But there are other restaurants. There is Azul Beach’s Asian Tainan restaurant or the other one, La Mancha. The Agavero Tequila Lounge is a replica of a 19th century Tequila bar where over 30 different Tequilas, including Añejo, Reposado and Blanco, are served.

Okay, and are you ready for Hidden Beach Resort – Riviera Maya? You better be. Know what else? Hidden Beach Resort Au Natural Club caters to nudists. That's right, I said it: nudists. Bam. It's the only luxurious, all-inclusive nudist resort in the Mexican Caribbean! It's secluded, adults-only property with 42 suites that sit along the beach, dog. Swim-up suites and a swim up bar. And of course, all the suites offer air conditioning, ceiling fans, satellite TV, DVD and CD library, plush robes and 24-hour room service for private dining. This includes their La Vista a’ la Carte restaurant where food is available from 6am to 2am. That's right! They are only closed for 4 hours a day! The restaurants at the neighboring El Dorado Seaside Suites are also available for a night when guests want to dress up (but don't go naked to those). What else can you do? You can sunbathe beach or poolside. There are towels and a variety of activities such as yoga, ping-pong, massage and volleyball for your entertainment!

You'll love this place!