Knicks Lose Again, Record at 0-5, Bulls Are Cool

The New York Knicks lost to the Golden State Warriors, the same Golden State Warriors who the Bulls beat in the clutch on Wednesday. The Knicks are now 0-5. Those Jamal Crawford and Eddy Curry trades really screwed us Isiah. You sure got the best of the Chicago Bulls and made up for the fact that we finally knocked you out of the playoffs when you were with the Pistons and went on to be much more of a legacy then your Pistons. I think your next move should be to fire Larry Brown and name yourself head coach and then trade all your rookies and draft picks for Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Deshawn Stevenson, Rafer "Skip-To-My-Lou" Alston, The Professor, Curley Neal, Jermaine O'neal's 16-year old brother who has never played basketball before and 3 players to-be-named-later from the 2005 Harlem Globetrotters. Now that would be fun to watch...you still wouldn't win, but at least there would be some really cool dunks and behind-the-back passes. Oh wait, also, to top all of that off he should go ahead and hire the announcer from And 1 Streetball who runs around the court yelling "oh baby" to do the same thing at Knicks games. I'm sure they would get fined every game but it would be worth paying them. Why? Because, who gives a shit, that's why. The Knicks suck anyway, at least this way it would be entertaining.