The Greatest Victory In The History of the Chicago Bulls

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Phil Jackson, Dennis Rodman, Horace Grant and King Kong ain't got shit on this win...well, OK, that's not true, but the post-Jordan Bulls whooped that trick (what a clever pop-culture, Sportscenter reference that was, te he he), and beat the Portland Trailblazers 95-66 at the United Center Tuesday night. Through the fire, they were able to beat Sebastian Telfair and the Portland Trailblazers.

Unfortunately, there as an ugly situation when Sebastian Telfair pulled a gun out of a gym bag ala Above The Rim halfway through the 4th quarter. Luckily, referees were able to stop the incident from escalating. The NBA does not plan to fine or suspend Telfair because he is pretty marketable. Go Bulls! Ben Gordon led the Bulls with 23 points.


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