Sports are cool when somebody isn't stealing your wife on the sideline

Playing sports is a lot of fun...as long as nobody is on the sideline, making out with your wife during the game. That always kid of takes the fun out of the game. It's also kind of deflating (to your ego, not the ball) and emasculating. It's probably also some other big words that I learned a few years ago, but who knows. That's what ballin' out of control is all about these days.