You want a free Bulls hat?

You want a free Bulls hat? Oh, really, you do huh? Wiseguy, huh. Maybe you want a free shirt too, huh? Would that be good enough for you buddy? Or perhaps you need a free zip-up hooded sweatshirt on top of that, huh? Geez. Keep going? Fine. You need a car with our logo on it too? How about a nice Prius, that you can drive while wearing your hat, shirt and hooded sweatshirt. Sweet! Unbelievable. Get a job.