Andres Nocioni walks to training camp, says cars are for pussies

In an unrelated story to that retarded blog I just wrote about Ben Gordon's problem with people saying "per se", Andres Nocioni will be walking every day to training camp this Fall. Cars? "Not for me. Yo estoy no puse," says Nocioni. Or not. Or maybe it'd be a lot cooler if he did.

In other news, Luol Deng is rumored to be moonlighting as a superhero, fighting crime on the Windy City streets at night. No confirmation on whether or not this is true though.