I work for the Dallas Mavericks

A lot of people don't realize this, but, I run this Chicago Bulls blog as a joke. I'm actually an administrative assistant to Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks organization. I run this blog to make it look like the Chicago Bulls have retarded fans on the internet, when, in reality, they have some of the smartest, basketball-savvy fans in the history of the game. (Post-Jordan of course.) So that's why I'm here--it's all one big, unfunny joke.