Bulls Play the Play-off Lottery with numbers 5,6,7,8. #7 is the Lucky Number.

The Bulls clinched the 7th playoff spot in the Eastern Conference Wednesday night by beating the Toronto Raptors.

Before we talk about that though, let's talk about how incredibly genius my headline for this blog is. I mean come on. It's like ESPNeque and shit. Get it? Depending on winners and losers of tonight's games, the Bulls had a chance to be anywhere from the 5th seed to the 8th seed in the NBA playoffs. They won and the Pacers and Wizards did too so they ended up in the #7 spot. I incorporated all of that into my headline, in a funny, creative way. I don't know, I just think it's fantastic as a headline! Damn, what a headline. Oh anyway... the Bulls play the Miami Heat in he first round of the playoffs. Damn, this headline is just...dare I say it.... Un-BULLievable! te he he ha ha LOL ROTFL LMAO, LOL again.

Bulls win! Bulls win!

NOTE: This picture would have been a lot cooler if it was actually the Bulls vs. Heat, but oh well, the picture was too cool to pass up. You can photoshop it for me and send it back to me if you want.

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