Gasol, Shaq available; Bulls do nothing

Cool. Way to go Bulls. We could have had Gasol or Shaq. Okay, maybe Shaq would have been a bad move, but how did the Lakers steal Gasol from the Grizzlies like that? What, they would send them to the Lakers for nothing, but not us? What is that all about? Is that like the Jerry West connection or something? Such bullshit (get it?).

So now, here is what we must do: We must see if there is another franchise player available on a shitty team... And considering the Bulls desperately need a big man who is a force down low, I think they are screwed. Hey, maybe it's not too late to trade for Antoine Walker and Jason Williams though. That would be a great move, right? Antoine back home to Chicago? Joy!

For now, I've given up on the Bulls this season. I hate to say that, but they've pissed me off enough. I've got bills to pay, and they aren't from ticketmaster.com.