Luol Deng predicts a championship next year

As if the Bulls disappointing season couldn't get any worse...now the Bulls star? has predicted that next year the Chicago Bulls will win a championship... Or did he?

After a day-long investigation, Chicago authorities have discovered that, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who guaranteed a championship next year in the Windy City. In fact, the direct quote was, "Once I unleash my Young Teezy style on these fools, it's over." It was this "Young Teezy" comment that raised some eyebrows. There is no "T" in Luol Deng's name. Why would he call himself "Teezy"? After pulling on the head of what was perceived to be Luol Deng, Chicago authorities discovered that Tyrus Thomas was wearing a Luol Deng suit, similar to one that could have been displayed on the successful cartoon show, Scooby Doo.

So, in fact, it was Tyrus Thomas who made the prediction. This makes much more sense. Tyrus Thomas is an idiot. No word yet on if Tyrus has been thrown in jail yet for being an idiot though.