Merry Christmas From The Chicago Bulls Report!

On behalf of myself and the rest of the staff here at The Chicago Bulls Report, which consists of myself and my laptop, I would like to wish everybody a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Kwanza, Happy Festivus, and a Happy 2006!

The Bulls, on the other hand, look really bad right now after dropping 3 in a row. Luckily, the Bears are playing today instead of the Bulls so my Christmas won't be ruined. Go Bears by the way. And, if I want to watch some basketball, I can watch Shaq vs. Kobe and see Dwayne Wade steal the show. Then I can watch the real game between the Spurs and the Pistons.

In other news, Kobe Bryant just bought his wife some more fine jewelry for the holidays. How do I know this? ....I don't. It's just speculation. But isn't that what sports reporters report nowadays anyway? Yesterday on Sportscenter I saw Stuart Scott report that right now it's projected that Lebron James' son will go 4th in the 2019 NBA Draft. I think I heard that anyway.

Besides that, if you are bored over the holidays, I suggest that you get into precious metal investing and if you are in need of legal consulting check out these New York lawyers.

That is all.

Bulls Lose Again to the Pistons, 110-82

The Bulls lost to the Detroit Pistons again, this time by 28 points. 28 points?! They let Rasheed Wallace laugh in their faces last time they played them and this time they let Rasheed do his full stand-up comedy routine which basically consisted of Rasheed's favorite parts from Eddie Murphy's Raw. The Bulls did nothing in response to this and even Scott Skiles cracked a smile and started drinking egg nog on the sideline midway through the 3rd quarter.

In other news, when the Bulls play the Celtics, it is the battle of the Christmas colors. Also, I like Christmas Flowers.


Drunk Blogger is a writer for Awesome Magazine which doesn't exist.

Bulls Retire Pippen's Jersey At Halftime of Bulls-Lakers Game

During halftime of the Dec. 9th Bulls home game against the Lakers, the Bulls retired Scottie Pippen's jersey. Former Bulls and current Lakers coach Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman and Toni Kukoc were on hand to join in the festivities. I wasn't there, but I'm going to speak as if I was. When interviewed, Drunk Blogger said, "it was totally awesome and really got me into the holiday spirit as well."







Drunk Blogger lives in LA but hates the Lakers, so he roots for the Clippers when he isn't rooting for the Bulls.

Bulls Wear Goofy Uniforms, Lose to Mavericks

The Bulls wore goofy throwback uniforms on Monday night as they were beat by the Dallas Mavericks and former Captain Adrian Griffin. They also lost Kirk Hinrich to a concussion 3 minutes into the game. This really screwed up my Yahoo Fantasy team. Hinrich is already inconsistent enough and the 0's in every category really aren't helping tonight. Hinrich needs to realize that by him not coming back he is hindering the chances of my fantasy team winning and me winning $100.
Oh yeah, so the uniforms had red jerseys and blue shorts. They aren't Bulls uniforms, they are actually uniforms from some team that was in Chicago before the Bulls and that I read about but already forgot the name of and what years they were in Chicago. I'm sure it's pretty interesting though. I actually would like to buy one of the throwback jerseys, except for the fact that I'm white and throwbacks aren't quite as cool this year. Oh, I guess that was 2 facts... well actually... the 2nd was an opinion I guess. That being said, it's probably an opinion that is shared by most people in this country...well...besides Montana, where they just learned that mesh hats are cool again (or at least were) for people to wear besides farmers, fishermen and hunters.
In other news, Andres Nocioni wore his uniform and a mesh hat after the game, walking to the bus, defying the NBA's new dress code policy. When asked why, he said, "this fucking sucks."

The Bulls are now 8-8, a record that is only cool if you are the Atlanta Hawks or Toronto Raptors.




Drunk Blogger is a writer for Oprah Winfrey's production company HARPO, except they haven't used any of his material and he isn't.