Get recruited...executively

You ever wondered about what a good executive recruiting firm is.

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They have great recruiters. All of them had really successful careers in the same industries they represent there. Their knowledge, contacts and overall feel for their respective fields enable them to make the best matches and find the most correct fits for each job. They have these sweet practice areas too, that include financial AND risk management services. But not just that, also legal, and legal support services. And communications and technology. And human resources consulting, and luxury products! That's a lot of awesome stuff! And in those fields, they actually fill those positions....nationally! And this is at all positions. From middle...to executive...to even top "C level" management here! And not to forget associates to partners, or analysts to managing directors.

Get ready for the final 4

I'm now going to make up a bunch of stuff about the final four teams left. In the Western Conference, we have the San Antonio Spurs (who are all meth addicts ever since Robert Horry joined the team and turned them all on to the "wonders of meth") versus the Utah Jazz (who are all racists, but only against non-Mormons, or black guys who don't talk like Karl Malone). In the Eastern Conference, we have the Cleveland Cavaliers (who have Lebron, and a bunch of guys they pay $10/game who rent shoes from a local bowling alley before each game...and after the season, they put them all out of their misery at a glue factory) versus the Detroit Pistons (a team I'm dubbing "Team Date Rape", ever since they beat my Bulls...and a team that was actually assembled from a Championship Prison League team...and the scary part is, they are still waiting for their best player to get out).

Damn it.

In just over 24 hours, I've lost both of my NBA teams. Last night, I watched my Chicago Bulls lose to the Detroit Pistons in the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals (time to get a big man who can score). Then, to make my next few weeks even less entertaining, my second team, the Phoenix Suns, lost in Game 6 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals to the San Antonio Spurs (Robert Horry strikes again...but not in the highlight type of way).

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You should get a few online degrees.

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Bulls to wear Asics next season

Next season the Bulls are set to wear team shoes. They will be sponsored by Asics, and all of their shoes and equipment will be Asics. No more Nike, Reebok, Adidas, or El Juevos (Argentinian shoe company that sponsors Andres Nocioni). Nope, no more. They are done with that "wearing cool shoes" shit. It's over.

Here's to a good season

I would like to be the first to stand up and applaud the Chicago Bulls, for their awesome effort in this series against Detroit. It was a great season, even though we couldn't pull it off. But we are not done, folks. We are not done. We are only getting started. Go Bulls.

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The Bulls have nothing to lose

You know why? Because they don't. They are young, ballin', and still on the come-up. And I'm not even talkin' Bone Thugs-n-Harmony style. I'm talking, good basketball team style. The Bulls are playing with no fear now, because they don't need to have fear. There is no reason to. They are awesome. Go Bulls!

Bulls down 3-2

But that's a good thing? Crazy, right? The never-say-die Bulls are back tonight, against the Pistons. (Yeah, it's on TNT.) Get ready for it, Bulls Fans. This game is going to be the shit. The ish. The doo doo. The poop. It's going to be awesome! You know why? Because the Bulls started this series down 0-3. They were down 3 games! But they are back! Go Bulls!

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Ben Wallace needs to block 57 shots tonight

Barry Bonds breaking Hank Aaron's home run record? Nothing. Not at all, my friends. Tonight...Ben Wallace will break the shot block record in a game with 57. That's right. He is going to stop a potential 114 points from the Detroit Pistons, all by himself. Dumb move, Pistons. You guys are not thinking very smart about things. Ben Wallace with 57 blocks tonight? Yup. It's gonna happen.

The Bulls have played like shit

I'm not gonna lie to you, folks...the Bulls have looked like shit the last few games. It's really pissing me off to be honest. I'm not going to hold back my cussing, or my tirades. They better fix this ish (edited to attain the PG-13 rating) tonight in Game 3 at Chicago. If not, it looks like...well...it looks like nothing. They are still young, but I still want them to win.

Go go go Bulls!

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Get ready for Bulls basketball again

If you stopped being ready for Bulls basketball...get ready again ya'll. You know it's playoff time, right? Well act like it. Act like it gosh damn it. WTF are you doing, not being ready? That's for lames. Be a pimp. Be pimps. Go Bulls. The Detroit Pistons don't have a chance later this week when they face us. Go go go Bulls!

The Pistons don't have a chance

You hear me, Pistons!? You hear me? I'm not ascared of you anymore! I'm not ascared! [Bulls run into the Pistons in the street, as they are shoveling snow and laying out street salt.]

Bulls: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Pistons have a dumbfounded look on their faces.

The Bulls run back into Kevin Mccallister's house.

UnBULLievable.