Bulls Win Battle Of Antonio Davis' Former Teams

The Chicago Bulls beat the Toronto Raptors 104-88. Winning the semi-annual Antonio Davis Bowl. At the end of the game, the Bulls were presented with a glass statue molded in the shape of Antonio Davis' head at center court by NBA Commissoner David Stern.
Antonio Davis' other ex-team, the Indiana Pacers, were winners today as well, although they didn't play. The Pacers finally were able to trade trouled-Forward Ron Artest to the Sacramento Kings for Peja Stojakovic. The Pacers did not award the Kings with a glass statue molded in the shape of Ron Artest's head, because Ron Artest's head is just as empty as the statue. I'm sorry. That joke was too easy.
Anyway, the Kings beat the New York Knicks tonight, Davis' current team. Davis did not play because he is still serving his 5 game suspension for jumping into the stands to calm down his crazy, drunk wife. I'd like to dub this blog, "Six Degrees of Antonio Davis" and then print a copy of it, just so I can burn it.

Actual Game Notes: The Bulls beat the Raptors for the 12th straight time and were lead by Chris Duhon's 26 points and 8 assists.
The Bulls' Stephen Graham played against his twin brother Joey Graham who is on the Raptors. Their mother, who was in the stands, wore a Bulls t-shirt and a Raptors jacket.

Actual Corporate Notes: While I was watching the game, I listened to Neil Young Heart Of Gold. Then, during a TV timeout, I was thinking about stock option trading. Then my attention quickly changed focus to cheap wedding favors when a commercial came on. But then I realized that I don't even have a girlfriend, let alone, someone to propose to. So I remembered that I hope, someday my blogs allow me to buy New York Office Space. The end.



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Bulls Blow It, Lose To the Nuggest 94-97

The Chicago Bulls choked again and lost by 3 to the Denver Nuggets during their Martin Luther King Jr. Day match-up. Carmelo Anthony had 39 points for the Nuggets. Kirk Hinrich, Ben Gordon, Michael Sweetney, Tyson Chandler and Jannero Pargo combined had 39 points for the Bulls.
Wednesday's game is against the New York Knicks at the United Center. Before the game, Bulls players will award the Knicks players with Valentine's Day gift baskets and Coach Scott Skiles will award Coach Larry Brown with Valentine Day flowers. Also, at halftime, any New York Knicks fans that are in the crowd at the United Center in Chicago will be awarded diamond bracelets and a kiss by the Luvabulls. Then, the Bulls will let Eddy Curry get an honorary opening tip and let him take it in for a dunk. Then, the Bulls will lose, but not on purpose.


Darius Songaila PSA: Hey kids have you used accutane and needed a laywer for your accutane lawsuits? Well as much as that sucks, your not alone. Oh wait, I meant to say that you pretty much are alone.



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Bulls Beat Raptors, Win 3 Straight

The Chicago Bulls beat the Toronto Raptors, a pretty shitty team, 113-104. Former Bull Jalen Rose did light the Bulls up for 24 points, but as they say in junior high schools everywhere, "scoreboard."

After the game, Jalen Rose had a booth set up where he was selling gemstone jewelry. He was also doing precious metals quotes and giving away free Pet ID Tags. When asked why he was set up this jewelry stand when he makes plenty of money playing basketball, Jalen said, "I gotta worry about the future. I'm an entrepeneur man. I'm also thinking of talking to some bextra lawyers to find out how to become one."

Man, I love selling out.



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Vince Young Leads Texas To Upset

Vince Young is just as awesome as Reggie Bush as he rushed for the game winning touchdown and 2-point conversion to beat USC for the national championship in the 2006 Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA.

This shows that ESPN and the other media, shouldn't be in the business of hype so much and shouldn't base who is going to win the national championship off of an X-Box 360 simulation or a game of Golden Tee Complete. I think it's great that ESPN was already comparing this year's USC team to former national champions and then they lost. They didn't even talk about Texas, but they are now.

Also, Kirk Hinrich had 2 turnovers in tonight's loss to the Seattle Supersonics.



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Kirk Hinrich Shot 33% In Loss To Seattle

Kirk Hinrich shot 33% in Wednesday night's loss to the Seattle Supersonics. The Bulls suck.

In other news related to the number 3, LenDale White currently has 3 touchdowns and USC is beating Texas 31-26 with 8:43 left.

Kirk Hinrich PSA: Hey kids... Do you have problems with vioxx? Do you need help fighting your vioxx lawsuits? That sucks.



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Reggie Bush Is Awesome

Reggie Bush just scored an amazing touchdown as he dove into the endzone from 3 yards out in the 2006 Rose Bowl. Hopefully, he will follow in the footsteps of Charlie Ward, be a Heisman Trophy winner who opts to play in the NBA and the Bulls can draft him. I don't know if Reggie Bush can play basketball, but he is pretty awesome so it would be a lot more entertaining to watch him try to play in the NBA, then watching the current Chicago Bulls team play.

Hmm..I'm bored. Does anybody know the price of gold?

Also, Kirk Hinrich had 4 assists in tonight's loss to the Seattle Supersonics.



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I Made A Mistake

USC was actually leading Texas 24-23 at the end of the 3rd Quarter in the 2006 Rose Bowl. Kirsten Dunst...I mean Jake Gyllenthaal...I mean LenDale White scored his third touchdown of the game and the extra point by some kicker made it 24-23.

Also, I think instead of rings, the winning team should get pearl jewelry. It wouldn't really be that cool, but it would be funny.

Also, Kirk Hinrich scored 16 points tonight against the Sonics.

Texas Leads USC 23-17 At End of 3rd Quarter

In the interest of Internet Marketing,I am going to be doing updates of a more exciting game tonight. At the end of the 3rd Quarter, the Longhorns of Texas, led by QB Vince Young, are beating the USC Trojans, led by Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush and Will Ferrell, 23-17.

Oh yeah, the Bulls lost 97-101 to the Seattle Supersonics, a team that just fired their coach and sucks.


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