Saturday, December 29, 2007

Toyota Radiators for everybody

If you have a Toyota, then you probably need a Toyota Radiator.

Man, I tell you one thing, man: Radiators.com is awesome. They are the largest radiator distributor in the country! They have warehouse shelves that are literally fully lined with over...count em...over 60,000 different radiators and ac condensers!!!

They have radiators for all makes and momdels...and I'm talking BMW to Toyota. That range. And they also, each, engineer to OE specifications for that absolute perfect fit...the very first time. The uno time. The one time you try it.

Their are the definition of quality. They match or exceed that of your original radiator. They guarantee it, man. They prove it when they want. They back each and every audio radiator with an....wait for it...wait for it...unlimited lifetime warranty! Party time! Call 1-800-395-3889 if you want to find out more. If you don't, that's your problem.

But how did this start? 20 years ago. They were a 3-man operation. They answered the phones, delivered auto radiators all over Northern California in less than 3 hours, man. They were pimps (figuratively). And then, to make that more cool, they operated a single warehouse in northern California that stocked roughly 200 different kinds of radiators. They didn't have help of computers. They stored the tech info in their heads. They probably had big heads. Also, they stored a huge bin of candy, and send you a bag with every radiator as a thank you. That's awesome!

Now, they have warehouses all over the U.S. They now have 45 radiator experts on call 13 hours a day, seven days a week. Toll free, man!

So, all together now, they have 1,000 years of professional experience with radiators and cooling systems, man. I bet you didn't know that, man. The help of computers helps too. So anyway, a lot has changed, but they still know what got them their. And guess what, they still give you candy too. That's f'ing awesome if you ask me, brah. Do business with them, if you need a good radiator.

Tonka Trucks

The former “O.C.” star was arrested in West Hollywood Thursday morning on charges of drunken driving and marijuana possession.

Barton, 21, was pulled over at 2:46 a.m. by police who saw her weaving between two lanes of traffic on La Cienega Blvd. after they spotted her failing to signal when turning, a spokesman for the L.A. County sheriff’s department said.

She posted $10,000 bail and was released to her mother, who picked her up in the family’s black Mercedes. An unusually disheveled Barton covered her face with a scarf to hide from photographers as she rushed to the car; once inside, she slid down in the back seat.

These people are weird

Lynne knew OK! would pay the most,” a source said. “It was her decision.”

Which is why even Jamie Lynn’s older sister, Britney Spears, was kept out of the loop at first, the source continued “They didn’t want her to run her mouth and screw up the deal.”

Instead, Lynne told K-Fed (Kevin Federline), Britney’s ex husband who Lynne Spears reportadly had an affair with shortly after he and Britney broke up.

Music Posters Prints - Britney Spears Music poster -Artist: - Poster Size: 22x34

From the start of Britney Spears’ career in 1998, Lynne, a former teacher, made sure she received a percentage of money off both her daughters’ deals.

“Lynne got all her money through those girls and loved it when it started rolling in,” a source says. “She’s the only one with a Land Rover in Kentwood.”

Wow, what an achievment - a Land Rover for the price of your kids sanity.

WeddingChannel.com...is meticulously awesome

Getting hitched to your high school sweetheart? Desperate for Wedding Ideas? No? You should be, man. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Well, if you finally get your shit together, check out WeddingChannel.com. It's been helping brides and grooms with their weddings since 1997. And they don't just help you with your wedding--they help you get it right...exactly right, seriously. So what's up with the web's most comprehensive wedding-planning site since nobody? Well, it combines free, interactive planning tools. Cool. But also, expert advice, inspiration photos, a local vendor guide, and a patented online registry system! That's gnarly cool! And they offer even more than that for an added bonus to help you plan a classic, upscale wedding that's as easy and stress-free as absolutely possible. Man, if I was getting married, I would love this website even more than the broad I was marrying! (unless she cooks) Seriously, I think you, the one reading this, should check it out. You can plan your perfect wedding in just a few clicks. Log on to this site now! Do it, or you're screwed!

Penis Beckham

David Beckham has no problem being worshipped by women and guys. In fact, he welcomes it, according to Page Six:

"I'm very honored to have the tag of gay icon," the LA Galaxy soccer star told BBC radio. In fact, the strapping athlete is so comfortable with his masculinity, he lets his wife dress him. "Without a doubt, Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”

Somewhere Tom Cruise read this and did a jig on top of a pot of gold. He’s already forgotten about those pesky kids stealing his Lucky Charms.
Photo: Getty Images

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What a double penis.

Ben Gordon, soldier of fortitude

Just kidding. That title really had no meaning...but in honor of Ben Gordon's 31 points last night, I figured he deserved some kind of a tribute (if that's what you call this). Now mind you, this is a blog written by me when I'm bored and need to practice my typing skills, but still, it says something when I dedicate a blog entry to Ben Gordon. My blogging has been seen by members of the United Nations, famous actors, and the President/CEO of Taco Bell...and that was just last night, when they were all drunk, scoping the internet for chicks. So don't tell me that my blog isn't important when I write about Ben Gordon--he's a soldier of fortitude.

Best Blogger Alive

Looking for a good way to find credit cards?

If you are anything like me, or Chicago Bulls point guard, Kirk Hinrich, you know how tough it can be to find an Online Credit Card.

Well, now you have an option. A very good option. What is it? CreditCardSearchEngine.com, and it's awesome. It is literally one of the longest running sites for online credit card comparison, ever, man. I'd even go as far as to say that it's the shit. I'm in love with it. It's hot.

What does it do though? Well, it allows consumers, businesses, and students to all search, compare, and apply for all types of credit card offers. You can find everything from low interest and reward cards, all the way up to cards for people with horrible to average credit. (People with ridiculously good credit probably don't need this.)

CreditCardSearchEngine features offers from the leaders in U.S. Credit Card issuers...but who is that? Well...how about these: J.P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Citibank and leading brands Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover Card. Have you heard of all of those totally sick credit card companies? No? You better learn something then...by going to this site. It's awesome. I mean, seriously, I've got a good credit boner right now. This website is why I wake up in the morning, and why I sleep like a baby on a pillow filled with 2 dollar bills. If you don't think so, you aren't me. Check it out!

Luol Deng walks the line

Have you ever seen Luol Deng, stuntin' in his cowboy western attire at club BonV? Well, I guess the first question I should ask is, "Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?" Because if not, then you probably haven't witnessed the awesomeness that is Luol Deng dressed as a cowboy and partying. Seriously, he gets all the ladies when he dresses in his tan, twill cowboy hat, corduroy cowboy shirt and yells, "cowboy up" all night as he does defensive slides across the dance floor. If there is one thing Luol Deng knows about, it's pimping drunk chicks at a club, dressed like a cowboy. So next time, if you are feeling lucky, and you see Luol Deng in this manner, look low, and never in his eyes. Last time somebody did, he his them square between the eyes with the cork of a Moet bottle. I be that would really suck if that happened to you.

The Bulls new coach is Boylan

No, I don't mean he's getting hot like a tea kettle...hey-oh! That's his name: Jim Boylan. And for my money, besides Rockford-Boylan High School in northern Illinois, he's the coolest new Boylan in the Chicago area. He is currently 1-0 as head coach, thanks to Ben Gordon's 31 and Luol Deng's 28 in last nights win against conference-rival, Milwaukee. Will the Bulls go undefeated the rest of the season and win a championship now? Probably not...but at least Boylan is off to a great start, and apparently, awesome. I appreciate what Skiles did for the squad to this point, but a new direction was apparent. Good job Reinsdorf...I mean, John Paxson. Good job.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Gold bullion, man

I like gold bullion man!!!

Well what if I told you that you could get some? Some gold I mean. Well, through MDC, or Monex Deposit Company, you can. You can purchase gold and/or other precious metals. And then what? Then, they will instantaneously deliver them personally, or even set you up with a spot for convenient and totally safe storage at an independent bank or depository. Sick! And might I add, they've been doing this for over 30 years don't cha know. They are professionals. They are the gold and precious metals investment leader, homie.

Gold, as in investment, is available in two awesome forms: coin or ingot. What are they? Well, ingots are usually gold ingots of pure bullion cast that come in these easy sizes and shapes. And of course, you know coins pretty well (hopefully). Coins have a currency value...or they could also be actually defined as ingots.

Now let's talk history. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries--and I mean centuries--as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and power of purchasing. Very good methods of doing this, might I add, dog. This goes back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way up to more modern times. Do you trust old people? Do you trust really old, pretty much ancient, people? Well, good then. Man has been fascinated in all ages. Gold is pretty. It is magical to some, life changing to others. Well today, the gold bar lies in its proven beauty, and it's ability to diversify investments. It protects wealth and preserves one's purchasing power...like I said earlier...in case you missed it, dog. So listen...listen real closely: Monex Precious Metals has a huge, dedicated staff. It's a staff of hard asset pros. They want to serve your precious metals investment needs, questions and concerns. They are America's awesomest dealer. They have the most convenient market and competitive precious metals prices that you can get. Did you hear all that, junior? Good, Christopher Columbus. Walking my way and selling gold? Good.

I like to watch movies; do you?

Angelina Jolie and her long-term partner Brad Pitt - whose relationship is rumored to be going through a rocky patch - are reportedly planning to travel to the African country to find a fourth disadvantaged child they can give a home to.

The couple - who are already adoptive parents to six-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox, Vietnamese son Pax Thien, three, and two-year-old Zahara, who was born in Ethiopia - believe another baby will strengthen their relationship and help Zahara feel more secure within the family.

A source close to the couple - who also have a 14-month-old biological daughter, Shiloh - told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "Brad and Angelina have made no secret of the fact they are keen to extend their rainbow family.

"Angelina, in particular, feels very strongly that while Shiloh will grow up seeing the family resemblances between herself and her natural parents, and Maddox and Pax will have a connection through their birthplaces, Zahara has no such close-knit bond. Brad and Angelina hope that by finding a brother or sister for her, it will help Zahara feel more comfortable and happy in her own skin, and also bring them closer together."

Walking backwards with Posh Spice

The super-thin Spice Girl - who will star as herself in the special episode of the hit comedy about a glossy fashion magazine - will shock audiences by turning up to the on screen wedding in a fat suit, pretending to have gorged on calorific treats since her move to America.

An insider at the ABC network said: "Everybody at the wedding will be expecting skinny beautiful Posh to show up.

"But they'll be horrified to see she's piled on the pounds because of major comfort eating and American junk food."

The 33-year-old singer - who recently moved to Los Angeles with husband David Beckham and their three sons after he signed a multi-million dollar contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team - admitted she was not invited to appear on the show for her acting prowess.

She said: "I'll be playing myself. And I'll get to wear a fabulous outfit, so I won't be acting."

Friday, December 14, 2007

Hid driving lights: They are good for driving

If you are anything like me, and you drive at night, and you worry about night vision, than you may want to check your bank account, and then check out hid driving lights. What are Hid driving lights you ask? Well...let me break it down for you, my homie (even though I don't know you).

Xenon lights (which, coincidentally, are sometimes spelled "Zenon") are actually, literally, and chillingly, HID Lights. (I know, crazy, right?) But what does "HID" mean? Well, HID stands for "High Intensity Discharge Lighting, which is the newest dimension in lighting. I reckon that's a pretty cool thing in my book, I reckon, again. But, what do they do? They really brighten your path while driving down the road...which is always good if you are trying to drive. Usually, 10 times out of 10 (not 9), driving, and having good vision while you are doing it, is a good thing. Don't those lights sound great? Seriously, don't they? I am pretty sure I'm going to go out and check some out after I'm done writing this review. Heck, I think it's Christmas time for the whole family with these things. We all have cars; we all need HID lights.

So check them out. Look at BuyAutoTruckAccessories.com. They sell Hella and Optilux HID Driving Lights all the time, man. And by the way, they are German Engineered.

-The Guy Helping You

Luol Deng, real engineer

Luol Deng is the man in Chicago. Forget Kobe (because we have to).

We take a moment now to salute Defamer advertisers, whom we crave this Christmas more than Clay Aiken craves black bodybuilder. If you'd like to stand in front of a mirror and flex your earning potential with some of the most intelligent, upwardly mobile, and freespending eyeballs on all of the internets, we urge you to go here.

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The Chicago Bulls kick Perez Hilton's ass

Thank you all SOOoooo much for watching What Perez Sez….about 2007 and for your very kind words.

We can’t express enough our appreciation!

We are really proud of the show, and the next one is gonna be EVEN BETTER. It’s our big Divas special. Yee haw!

Can’t wait to see everyone at Jingle Ball in NY tonight and in South Florida on Saturday.

Oh, and if you haven’t ordered your special Perez holiday t-shirts, CLICK HERE to do it today and get them in time for Christmas.

Also, if you’re in Los Angeles on December 22nd, P-Nasty is having an in-store signing at Kitson. We’d love to see you there!

If you haven’t yet entered our t-shirt design contest with Pete Wentz, click here to do so. The deadline is today.

And, if you wanna spend New Years Eve at the best party in New York City, then call (646-432-5947) to purchase tickets to the ultra exclusive soiree Perezzz is hosting at the Gansevoort Hotel. Lots of celebrities are expected to attend!

If you can’t make it to NYC for NYE, then be sure and catch P-Nasty on MTV’s big New Year’s Eve special.

And, last, but not least, remember…..

Perez loves you!

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Speak spanish, need a hotel?

Tu quieres Hoteles? Sure, we all do! Right? And finding the correct hotel room for you, at the absolute best price, is usually an issue for a lot of travelers. It's what you need!

Problem can be...searching. Searching for the right accommodations is not always an easy task if you prefer Spanish. Basically, if you are an immigrant into an English-speaking country (legal or illegal). Well, now, hotels.com (who, as a lot of folk know, is the expert in booking hotels on the internet and over the phone), is making it easier for travelers who are Spanish speaking. And what is it? How about hotels.com en espanol, dog!? It's awesome! And they are completely dedicated to customer service, person. Their new site is designed to specifically (not superficially) meet the interests, needs, requests, questions and demands of individuals in the United States who are Spanish-speaking. It doesn't even matter if you are legal or illegal! It will work for you if you have internet! Of course, being a legal United States citizen is usually the better route to take. That way, you won't be deported, and you can drive!

What the crap? Bulls sign Oliver Miller to play point

he Paparazzi are not happy killing Princes Diana, they want to kill her son Prince William too! Have they no morals? No concept of guilt? Are the news papers that buy the pictures from the Paparazzi just as guilty as the person taking the picture and putting peoples lives at risk with the antics they use to get a picture to sell to the news papers?

Last week Prince William and Kate Middleton were aggressively chased by Paparazzi on motor bikes and in cars through the streets of London as they left a night club. It is Ten years ago that Paparazzi aggressively chased Princess Diana through the streets of Paris on motor bikes and in cars, that lead to her death along with two other people in the car with her.

Stalking is a criminal offence in the UK and this is a clear case of stalking, Paparazzi stalk their victims and put their lives at risk, they should be charged under the Stalking laws in the UK.

Bulls mourn Pimp C

Pimp C (33), aka Chad Butler, and one half of the rap duo UGK, was found dead in a hotel room this morning. L.A. County Fire responded to a 911 call at the Mondrian Hotel, located on Sunset Strip in Hollywood. They arrived to his sixth floor hotel room to find him dead in bed.

UGK is best known for appearing on the Jay-Z track "Big Pimpin’" in 2000, and more recently with Outkast on the song "International Player’s Anthem (I Choose You)." Pimp C had just performed with fellow rapper Too Short at the "House of Blues" in L.A. on Saturday night.

UGK, which also includes Bun B, is a successful rap group from the Southern U.S. especially during the early to mid 1990’s and also made prominent guest appearances on hit singles by Jay-Z ("Big Pimpin’", 2000) and Three 6 Mafia ("Sippin’ On Some Sizzurp", 2000) and was to work with Celly Cel, C-Bo, Spice 1 and Devin the Dude on a couple of projects. He is the co-owner of Trill Entertainment along with bandmate Bun B.

On January 28, 2002 Pimp C was sentenced to eight years in prison for failing to complete a community service requirement stemming from an aggravated assault charge. Pimp C released his debut solo album, The Sweet James Jones Stories, in March 2005 through Rap-A-Lot Records. Bun B and Rap-a-Lot records have waged a ’Free Pimp C’ movement, spread through music, Free Pimp C tee shirts and caps.

Monday, December 03, 2007

A Sylvania HDTV...is it what you are looking for?

Have any interest in sylvania HDTV?

Shopping? If you are and you are shopping for a flat screen TV that is in the condition of "new," then check Krillion for local production, location, and pricing! Their HDTV prices are continuing to drop, ya'll. It's going to continue as the market, as it is, continues to get better and hotter, and all of these TVs become available for people purchasing. So check it...$15.6 billion is the size of a market for awesome flat panel televisions. It's important that these retailers AND these manufacturers compete. They have to get a percentage of the sales of today's TV. They have to do this by reaching out to consumers with information that is completely better. But they have to also make sure that they reach out with that is influential. And where to consumers, or people who buy, look first? The Web. That's where. Research on the internet, is maybe the most important way for product information source for shoppers now. If they do it early in the process, way before they go to a store. Which they do. But...most of them don't purchase online after they do the research. It's just not prudent, apparently. Most flat panel buyers (a whopping 92%) make their absolute purchase in an actual store, made of brick and mortar (most likely). Most people don't get why though. Well, it's probably because TVs are a purchase that is usually need to be made in person, so the person can evaluate it and compare, side-by-side, other televisions. You need to ask more questions. Seriously, you do. And this, my friends, is precisely where Krillion.com steps up and does their job. Their comprehensive product, pricing, and location info, helps buyers find the exact TV they want...at the retailers nearest by.

Their really sweet Localization Engine, is what gives local search results that provide the most accurate local shopping results that could be available on the internet for the consumers who are looking for products, that they want to buy, and the location. Cool! Krillion, February 2007 is when they became something that exists. Keep them going.

Walking backwards on my haircut

In People's DEVIATED SEPTUM CORRECTION EXCLUSIVE! with High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale (not the naked one, the other one), the actress offers the magazine the go-to excuse for why she just had her nose reshaped, a surgery that should bring the offending organ more in line with Disney's exacting proboscis standards. "I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this," said the appealingly naive Tisdale, who likely will be spending considerable time on the therapist's couch when a casting director lowers his eyes to her chest and remarks, "Not bad. But I'd like your chances better if you went you went a little bigger? One of the Cheetah Girls was in here this afternoon and said she'd do whatever it takes. A real go-getter, that one."

Bulls are the man!

· In replacing her picketing writing staff with a set of bongos today, Ellen DeGeneres may be onto to something; look for Carson Daly to kill some time on his own strike-hobbled program by spending ten to fifteen minutes bashing away at a full drum kit before bringing out his guest.
· Jennifer Love Hewitt has broken her silence about the junk in her trunk, defending the honor of unfairly persecuted size 2's everywhere.
· Sandra Oh gives the Canadian perspective on the writers strike.
· And speaking of our neighbors to the north, there are more of those horrifying PSAs where that face-scorcher came from. [Warning: not for the weak of heart or delicate of constitution.]