Bulls Come From Behind to Beat Bucks 107-105 in OT

I got to admit, this is the first time I've been happy about the Bulls since the Eddy Curry trade. I know it's still the preseason, but they actually stuck it out and won a game, similar to what they used to do last year. It's even better that Andres Nocioni made the winning dunk, assisted by Jannero Pargo. Now, if the Bulls could just get Shaq from Miami somehow and give up no players in return, they would be the up and coming contender that they were going to be before they traded Eddy Curry and Antonio Davis to the New York Bitches.

Chicago Bulls Are 1-3 in Preseason Action

The Chicago Bulls lost yet again in the preseason Monday night to the Minnesota Timberwolves. The Bulls are 1-3 in preseason action. The Bulls are clearly still hungover from the Eddy Curry deal in which they lost Eddy Curry and Antonio Davis to the Knicks. It was definitely not an equal-value trade. When reached for comment, New York Knicks GM Isiah Thomas was quoted as saying, "Screw you guys." It is very apparent, that of all NBA superstars of the 80's and early 90's, Isiah Thomas sucks the most. "To us, he is kind of like the Peter Lawford of our Rat Pack, or the Jar Jar Binx of our Star Wars," said Michael Jordan.

Bull Lose First 2 Pre-season games, Skiles is Pissed

There really isn't much to report. The Bulls lost 2 disappointing preseason games. Scott Skiles is pissed. They miss Eddy Curry already. This season isn't going to be as fun as last years, but at least newly-acquired Tim Thomas was featured on ESPN Hollywood this week because a lady is taking him to court and claiming that he fathered a child out of wedlock with her. Oh yeah, Tim Thomas is married too. Go Bulls!

Bull re-sign Janero Pargo to a 1-year deal to play Center

The Bulls re-signed Jannero Pargo to help fill the void left when Center Eddy Curry was traded to New York. It is anticipated that Pargo will start at Center. When Coach Scott Skiles was asked how a 6'1" player who traditionally has only played point guard will start at Center, Skiles responded, "Well, everybody rotates on defense on our team, there really are no set positions and we believe that doing something unconventional like putting Pargo at Center will really through off opposing defenses. We are also considering playing Tyson Chandler some at Shooting Guard." Pargo's agent Lenny Baxterberg did not return phone calls.

Antonio Davis to Return to Chicago?

Antonio Davis wants his contract to be bought out so that he can return to Chicago, the best city in the country, to play for the Bulls, rather then move to New York, a great city to visit. Pretty much everybody has agreed that this would be best and that Antonio can do what he want, except Isiah who said, "this isn't a charity." Isiah was way cooler on the court.




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Bull Trade C Eddy Curry to Knicks for a Pile of Dog Shit

Thanks to Eddy Curry's agent Leon Rose [cough]... I mean Eddy Curry for not agreeing to take a DNA test that could help the Bulls decided what kind of contract to extend to him, let alone save his life. The Bulls even offered him a deal for $400,000 for 50 years if he failed the test. This would have allowed him to live and live a very comfortable life. So now the Bulls have received players who will in no way be able to equal in value to what Curry could have been and probably still will be with the Knicks. I'm not even going to list them, all I'm going to say is that Tim Thomas is the headliner...case closed. Apparently the Knicks have no qualms about heart problems in athletes. At least Jamal Crawford is happy...but with the crowded Knicks backcourt, he could find himself on the trading block as well.

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