Thursday, August 30, 2007

Get some Bullion, dog!

You should buy gold bullion.

Have you heard of MDC? or Monex Deposit Company? You can purchase silver, gold, or other precious...AND coins, there. And these are available for immediate, personal delivery...or you could arrange a convenient and safe storage. That would be at an independent bank. Or even a depository!

It's been over 30 years. Over 30 years! Monex companies = America's gold, silver and precious metals leader in investments, dude! But the awesomeness doesn't stop there... Did you know that it's available in coin or ingot form? That's right. America, f yeah!

What are ingots? They are usually, in general terms, silver ingots of pure bullion cast. And they are cast in a size and shape that can easily be convenient. Coins? Well, most people know what they are...but if not...they have a currency value and are defined by Ingots.

Now is a great time for you to buy silver bullion. It's probably the best time that there has been in a long time! The demand in this place called Earth for silver exceeds annual production...and this has happened every year since 1990. And the above ground stockpiles of silver bullion are low, shrinking rapidly and approaching zero.

Gold is available in the same two formats as silver. They same definition for ingots and coins apply! For centuries, gold has been used to preserve one's wealth and purchase power. For centuries! We are talking the time of the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans...all the way to now...a time where you can watch movies on your portable phone. So it has some staying power...

Today, the beauty of a gold bar lies in its proven ability to diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve one’s purchasing power. So silver and gold are both good investments right now! Want an example? OK. The U.S. Government, since WWII, was once the largest stockpiler of silver on the planet...but now they have dumped billions and billions of ounces of silver bars onto the world market, effectively depressing silver prices, yo! And now the silver hoard is gone. It's completely gone--making the U.S. government a silver buyer. A buyer! If that doesn't say "silver--and outstanding investment opportunity", I don't know what does.

American eagle gold coins are available. They are avail in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. That's .9167 fine gold. It's legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value.

But let's now forget, mandella, these are also available for personal delivery...only in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each. If you ask me...that's gold/silver-errific. But that may just be me.

If you ask an analyst, chances are they will say that silver, and specifically U.S. silver coins, present an outstanding investment opportunity. They are analysts. They are anal about stuff...so you should probably listen to them.

So check out Monex. They are home to a large and dedicated staff. And that same staff, that I was just talking about, or dedicated, hard asset professionals who are committed to serving your precious metals investment needs. They are being America's best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices, man. Check them out, now!

Did you know the Bulls are going to the NBA Finals this year?

It's true. This season, 2007-2008, in the NBA (that's the National Basketball Association), the Bulls of Chicago, will go to the NBA Finals. I can't say they will win yet (that's guaranteed for 2008-2009 though), but they will make it to the Finals, against the Phoenix Suns of Scottsdale. I don't know why I put that Scottsdale on the end. Maybe it's like the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, except not, because the Suns actually are in Phoenix.

You want a free Bulls hat?

You want a free Bulls hat? Oh, really, you do huh? Wiseguy, huh. Maybe you want a free shirt too, huh? Would that be good enough for you buddy? Or perhaps you need a free zip-up hooded sweatshirt on top of that, huh? Geez. Keep going? Fine. You need a car with our logo on it too? How about a nice Prius, that you can drive while wearing your hat, shirt and hooded sweatshirt. Sweet! Unbelievable. Get a job.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Mailing Lists Company can be good for any business

I'm interested in a good Mailing Lists Company. And if you are, you need to know about something. Ground breaking mailing list database that is updated reguarly, anyone? Yup. Martin Worldwide is who does it. And they are located in Westlake Village, California. But who are they? One of the leaders in the direct marketing industry, that's all. They have built a reputation by offering innovative mailing list products to their clients. How do they do it? Well, first of all, one of their most successful, ground breaking products is ResponseCom™. What is that? Funny you ask. It's a potent, proprietary blend of U.S. Response and U.S Consumer databases. And these result in a multi-dimensional database. And this database offers extreme versatility and over one hundred demographic and psychographic selects. That's pretty amazing if you ask me.

But wait, there's more! The special synthesis of compiled AND response data has created an unparalleled, powerful database that accurately identifies prospects with the most active, responsive, and impulsive buying history! Bam! Instant awesomeness, man. This product I just talked about is the result of decades, count it, decades of tracking, compiling, and optimizing data. And then they took this merged date into one vast database of proven direct mail responders. That's pretty amazing if you ask me. But don't ask me. Ask the clients who have experienced higher response rates, profitability, and new business opportunities thanks to it! This is according to Chip Matthews, who is the Client Relationship Manager for Martin Worldwide of course. If I didn't mention it earlier, they are one of the largest and most successful mailing list providers in the nation. That means they are big. They offer customized mailing lists, telemarketing lists and fax lists to small business and Fortune 1000 clients! They are successful, to say the least.

They possess a database of over 290 million consumers and 14 million U.S. businesses! They are the only major list provider that guarantees the integrity of their actual data in writing. In my opinion, that's awesome. In my humble opinion, they are still undeniably productive. Check them out today!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Sports are cool when somebody isn't stealing your wife on the sideline

Playing sports is a lot of fun...as long as nobody is on the sideline, making out with your wife during the game. That always kid of takes the fun out of the game. It's also kind of deflating (to your ego, not the ball) and emasculating. It's probably also some other big words that I learned a few years ago, but who knows. That's what ballin' out of control is all about these days.

Dennis Rodman comeback?

Yeah right, and R. Kelly is going to play on the Bulls next season. Sheesh, man, are you some kind of dense dunce or something? Garsh. Yeah, Dennis Rodman is done playing basketball. It's sad that he thought people liked him without basketball. The world is a cruel place if you have yellow hair, bad nose rings and tattoos of dead automobiles everywhere. Oh well. Maybe he can get a deal with Nike if he starts working for Michael Jordan again. Sheesh again, man. Sheesh again.