Thursday, November 30, 2006

Gold is Good

Trott Felipe loves his gold, let me tell ya boy.

Would you like to buy gold and precious medals and have them delivered to safe storage at an independant bank? You can do it!? (lame Water Boy reference) Seriously yo! MDC will work that ish for you, just like they've been workin' ish for 30 years now cuz. Gold comes in two ways for investors.

1) coin

2)ingot

Holla!!!

Oh, what are ingots? They are pure bullion, cast in a good size and shape. Awesome! And coins have that special curency value, defined by the ingots yo!! This ish is unique. Do it foo! Man has always loved gold. And now that diamonds are going out of style becuase of diamond mine slavery, gold is back! Gold is powerful. Gold is wealth. Gold can diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve yo purchasing power, yo. Monex Precious Metals is the dealer you need to check out. They will really help you out.

Blurb-A-Bull

Get ready for the best Chicago Bulls blurb ever:

It's the usual mantra. Explosive offensive firepower may get you 50-60
wins, packed houses and a timely slot on SportsCenter (see Nellieball). But if
history is any indicator, if it doesn't come with a stingy defense it likely
will earn you an early playoff exit (see Nellieball).
Before the season
the Chicago Bulls' bandwagon was filling up fast. I should know -- I was the one
driving it. Already possessing an entertaining and potent offense (one
scout told me last year that with the Bulls' shooters, they could be 10
points down with less than two minutes to go and still be nowhere near out of
the game), Chicago tapped into a relatively dry well of defensive talent to
poach two of the best in the business in Ben Wallace and P.J. Brown. If they
weren't a championship-caliber team this season, well, surely they would be
hosting a parade sometime in the near future.
Right?

Chicago Bulls...Fartin' on a Snare Drum

The Chicago Bulls. What do you think of when you hear the team name? The dominant team of the 90's? The Jerry Sloan version? The shitty team after Michael's final departure?

I'll tell you what I think about--the team right now. The underachieving team. Ben Wallace had not gelled so far and Tyson Chandler seems to be missed. Something has got to be done. This is reminding me of the team with Jalen Rose and Scottie Pippen. There was so much hype and then they sucked.

Fartin' on a snare drum man. Fartin' on a snare drum.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Norvasc...yeah...it's like that

Get ready ya'll. It's Norvasc time.

Expansion. It's inevitable. Well now, this clinical website with health information is expanding too. Now, clinicians can reference Epocrates Online for questions. There are actual pictures of the pills so patients really know what they are.

Clinicians can also print these pictures for their patients. Patients always have pill questions after they leave the doctor with a prescription. I mean, come on. Nobody knows what drugs look like...except college kids. So now, there is even a FAQ for this medications yo. And there are handouts available in English and Spanish yo! That's what they call bilingual or something! Hey-yo!! What kind of questions will you find on the handouts? How about these:

What if I miss a dose?

Should this be taken with food?

Swallowed whole?

What are the possible side effects?

Also, for insured patients, clinicians can find the average retail price for medications in Epocrates drug database. For insured patients, clinicians can check for health plan coverage and even...copay tiers and can then prescribe a lower-cost option for those nerds...I mean people.

More than 3,300 drugs, that's what else they offer. Boo-yah! It's awesome!

Here is a Good Reason to Keep Cheering for the Bulls.

Wait for it...wait for it... Wait a minute. I'm still waiting for it. There is no good reason to root for the Bulls right now. Except, for the fact that they have won two straight...against the Knicks. Perfect. If there is one team the Bulls need to sweep this year...it's the Knicks. They need to get the best draft pick possible and beating the Knicks helps that. It's going to be great. The Bulls need Oden or Noah. It's pretty simple really. Or they need to use the draft pick to get a big man. But...let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Bulls won tonight. Ben Wallace had a great game...without a headband! Holy shit!

I Like The Bulls

You know why? You know why I like the Bulls? Seriously, do you know man? Well...I'll tell you bro. Because, they are from Chicago and they are the Bulls. That's why. What other reason would I have right now? Headbands? No. Playing well? Nope. Winning their division? Nope. Missing Tyson Chandler? Yes. Was Tyson the "answer"? No. So what are ya gonna do? Nothing. Sit back, and hope the team gels...quickly. Fuck headbands.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Chicago Bulls Love Russian Women! Eppa!...or something

Get ready Bulls fans! Get ready for...russian women!!! Yeahhhhh!!!!

Have you heard of Lovers Planet? Me neither until now, but I just did and it's crazy. The have a bunch of single Russian women seeking men for marriage and romance (in the U.S. of course). They are looking for serious singles who want relationships. Who doesn't want that! (plus sex of course) Check it. Lovers Planet is a Russian dating and...and...and...and personals agency! Awesome! They understand the relationships need time to grow. That's why they don't rush things mail-order-bride style. Each woman has a profile and photo. And they also have Ukraine women. Have you seen Hostel? Ukraine women are hot! And these ones won't kill you! Boo-yah! These chicks want to know the person before. They don't want to just shack up. Marriage is the main priority of these chicks man. They ain't gold diggas Kanye. They aren't like American women. They like to get married first, and then build a career. It's smart...I guess. A date with one of these Russian women is going to be different than anything you have experienced yo. And the divorce rates are lower! Holla! I hear a typical Russian women looks like a model. Well...if you believe that you are a moron, but there are a lot of hot Russian women. They also are supposed to have "well-developed family values and instincts." Well...I believe that...because of communism...but...when they get to America...there is no telling. Still, it sounds awesome! They are loving and devoted yo!!!!

If you are inclined to do this sort of thing...I wouldn't wait! Get it done!

Who is a star on the Bulls?

Actually...I should ask: Who is THE star on the Bulls? Hinrich? Gordon? Deng? Wallace? Who is the go-to-guy in the clutch. It has been Gordon. But can the Bulls keep an identity where they have no real star that shows up until late in the 4th quarter...when it's too late sometimes.

And also, was anybody else embarassed for Nocioni when he complained about the non-existant foul he tried to get against the Rockets? Damn circus trip.

Chicago Bulls...a study in BS?

Now I would never call my favorite team, the Chicago Bulls, BS, but, are they? Is the team we have seen so far the real Chicago Bulls for '06-'07? Cerealy? Are we not going to see better than this? No, I doubt that. Especially if you look at the Bulls start the last two seasons. They never start well. They never seem to start well and they never give up. They never stop playing. It's how they win. It's how they made the playoffs last year. It's how they are. But they need to get over that if they are going to be a championship caliber team. There is no time for slow starts anymore.

I'm bringing pick pack back.

Pick Pack Logistics are freakin' awesome main. They are even about to open a new spot in San Fran A.K.A. "The Bay Area." They fulfill service needs for small and medium internet retail stores. It's all about outsourcing yo! Internet retailers need to worry about advertising, marketing, public relations and extending the product line. Pick Pack Logistics helps you worry about this stuff and not the products. You can store the prodct in their fulfillment warehouse. When a customer orders from your site, the order is sent directly to the fulfillment huse. The right products are picked, packed in a box and mailed to the customer. It's great. You don't have to worry about the hastle. Check out Pick Pack Logistics immediately yo!

The Bulls Miss Tyson Chandler

I seriously think the Bulls miss Tyson Chandler. Maybe, when they mesh as a team, they will be better off without him, but for now, they miss him. It's not working. They still need a scoring threat down low. They have got to find even a 10 ppg scorer down low. That's all they need--somebody who is a threat enough to help free up the guards more.

People wonder what's wrong with Ben Gordon. Nothing is. He is a streaky guy to begin with but have you noticed how tough the shots he gets are? It's amazing he scores as much as he does. The Bulls need somebody downlow to spread things out. If you bring in a low-post scoring threat and put him with Ben Wallace...well, there you go. The Bulls become the tough team everybody has been looking for.

Chicago Bulls

Well, this sure has been a disappointing start to the Bulls season. Hasn't quite turned into the great start the team or our fans have wanted. I'm going to see them play the Lakers tomorrow. If we don't win, I'm moving out of LA and back to Chicago. I can't stand losing to Kobe. Also, this is the worst blog I've ever written. Peace.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Weddings Coming Up

If you are like me, you need cheap wedding favors. I know I do. I mean, I have two weddings coming up soon. (One is in Chicago, home of the Bulls.)

Seriously though. I was wondering, where can I go for all my wedding needs? Well.. there is a place called the Internet Wedding Superstore. They have cheap, personalized wedding favors for groomsman...and...bridesmaid...especially hot bridesmaids. And many of these items have free personalization. How sick is that? I'm going to check them out.

The Bulls Will Win the Central

Remember my last post? Well guess what? I forgot to mention: The Bulls are going to win the Central Division in the Eastern Conference of the NBA. Here is a poem that explains why:

Chicago Bulls
Where the Bell Tolls
Nestle Tollhouse
Cookies
Candy, popcorn, soda
No more movies featuring Yoda
Please.
Chicago Bulls
Where the Bell Tolls
It tolls what it tolls
and it tolls what it knows.

Thank you.

Just kidding, that wasn't serious.

Bulls Beat Pacers

Wasn't that sweet how the Bulls beat the Pacers the other night? Now the Bulls are third in the division, instead of being last. The way I see it, the Bulls and Cavs are fighting for that top spot in the Central. The Pistons were already going to be on there way down this season, especially without Ben Wallace.

So it's Lebron vs. Kirk. Actually, it's Lebron with whoever decides to be the leading scorer for the Bulls on any given night.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Chicago Bulls Like Popularity and Web Links

Yo, increase link popularity yo. You've got to understand Google to do it, as well as other search engines and all the options you have for increasing traffic and link pop. Google's algorithm is insane. They drive most results organically. They are much more complex than other search engines. They look at website's on-site factors and off-site factors, then they do their ranking. The offsite factors are roughly 35 to 45% of the importance to Google’s algorithm. Page rank isn't as big of a deal in Google's rankings as people think. It still matters, but since you can manipulate that shit, Google doesn't focus on it as much. They focus on links from other sites, going to your site. It's much better getting good links from sites with good page rank. The quality of the page that the link is on relative to your website and/or page it is directed to is very important. People forget that. And Google even looks at the link and where it's placed. If it's in the context, it's much better than if it's at the bottom of the page.

Google also looks at the text that surrounds the link and determines how targeted that text is compared to the page that the link points to. Damn yo, maybe I should have paid attention in math class instead of writing freestyle raps.Some other things they consider and look at, Title Tag, H1 Tags and other META data. You better keep that shit in mind honky. Latent Symantec Indexing is also a new thing being tested. It determines how words relate to each other. Pretty crazy right? The factors that LSI looks at are the Title Tag and the textual content of the page that your link is on. What it all boils down to, is the most important thing is getting people to link to your site. The more the better. Mainly, people explore press release distribution, purchasing links from link brokers, reciprocal linking and link baiting. What they realize is, Press release distribution is the best way but it's also the most difficult because your press release can't be boring. It has to draw people in. You can purchase links from link brokers. But you may get bullshit links doing that, at the bottom of the page.Exchanging links used to be a good way, but now, not so much. It's not as big of a deal. Link baiting is good, but very difficult as well. With link baiting, you hunt out links, and bring the links to you through unique, popular site content. It's like, the natural way to do it.

But, as we have seen with Web 2.0 so far, the best way to increase link popularity is through Blogs. It just is. They are naturally filled with good content, and you can talk about the links in the posts. If a blog links to something you are talking about on your site, you are set. You would need thousands of these to make a difference in your rankings, but this is how it would work. You need links from hundreds or even thousands of Blogs with the same concept and then you will see significant improvements in your rankings and the more popular the word, the more linking you will need. You can't do this yourself, unless you create hundreds and thousands of blogs, which would be insane and not work very well.

That's why we have Blogitive though. They have more than 2000 blogs in their network. You can release a mini-press release through Blogitive and bloggers will get paid to write about it. It will definitely help with traffic. Check it out.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Bulls Lose to Cavaliers

How embarassing was that? I'll tell you. Really, really, really embarassing. What's up with this Bulls team? Are they going to gell soon? Obviously, they still need that low post scoring threat, big time. Let's just hope the New York Knicks lose the rest of their games. We need Oden, Noah or that other guy badly. But mostly, we need Oden. Can you imagine this Bulls team with Oden? Oden and Wallace down low? Holy shit.

Go Bulls in '07 and '08.

The Bulls Love Borat

The fact that now, nobody will believe me when I tell them that I dressed up as “Borat,” two years ago for Halloween, even if I show them the pictures. I’ve been an Ali G/Borat/Bruno and Sacha Baron Cohen fan for years, but now that he’s mainstream, and in a big way, dressing up as any of his characters is no longer a cool Halloween costume. Well, it’s probably stil pretty cool but just imagine how many people probably dressed up as Borat for Halloween yesterday. It’s definitely not original anymore. It kind of was when I did it two years ago though. Isn’t that awesome?In your face, everybody who dressed up as Borat for Halloween ‘06.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Degree is Fro Me!! Derp!

Man, I'm tellin ya bro, you should be interested in degree programs.

Serially folks. Have you heard of Capella University? No, not singing acopella. Capella. They were founded in '93. They are an ACCREDITED online university. They offer pretty much everything that normal colleges do. I don't think they have online fraternities/sororities yet though. But they have graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology. They, to make that even mo crazy, mo chedda, mo bangin', they have and bachelor degree programs in business and information technology! Boo-yah!

But wait...there's more!! They have seventy-six graduate and undergraduate specializations. And each of those specializations have sixteen certificate specializations yo. Honkified! Right now they be servin' up 16,000 students. But not just any 16,000 students. It's 16,000 students from all 50 states and 63 countries, yo. They are freakin' sick...and their offices are located in Chicago, so you gots ta call em! Ugghhhh!!!!

I Saw Jerry O'Connell's Retarded Brother Today

I can’t remember his name and it doesn’t really matter anyway, but I saw Jerry O’Connell’s flamboyant, spotlight-seeking, mooching-off-his-twin-brother, brother today driving on Olive Ave. in Burbank right by the Warner Bros. lot. How did I notice him? Well I saw a sick black car, with the windows totally tinted, but the driver’s side window was wide open and he was practically leaning out the window so people could see him. It was so quick, I couldn’t even tell what kind of car it was. I did see him though, which was probably his goal. If people see him driving by the studio lots, then of course they will think that he was actually on one of the studio lots…right? In actuality, he was probably coming from Weinerschnitzel, where he picked up the latest deal of a free corn dog when you buy 2 jumbo dogs. (I don’t know if this is an actual deal at Weinerschnitzel and Weinershnitzel, in no way, approves of this message. Especially since it involves Jerry O’Connell’s retarded brother eating at their fine establishment.) Whatever the case, he was probably driving around, looking for another reality show to be on and wondering why Rebecca Romajin-Stamos went for his brother and not him. All in all, it was a douchebaggy kind of day.

The Chicago Bulls are over Clubs

This Saturday, I had the pleasant experience of attending a nightclub in Hollywood. Wait, did I say pleasant? Oops, my bad. It fucking sucked. Well, once I was really drunk I had a good time, but if I’m really drunk I could probably have a good time in Maine’s hottest nightclub, Lobster Hoes. Whether Lobster Hoes actually exists or if I would actually have a good time partying in Maine, is not the point though. The point is, a lot of these doormen and girls that work the clipboards at clubs think they are way too cool. Out of respect for the people that put our names on the list, I won’t mention the name of the club, but it sounds like Fanlard. If you can put together the name of the club from that, good. If you can’t, even better.Anyway, we were on the list. I’ll give the broad/chick/clipboard girl credit, she did get us in right away and comp the girls. I’m happy with that…but…I was told that if I arrived before 10:30 PM, I could get comped as well. I arrived at 10:25 PM. Yeah, it was cutting it close, but the clipboard girl wouldn’t even talk to me. She just gave me straight attitude, as if I’m not the Drunk Blogger in Hollywood. Doesn’t she know who I am? Then, we go talk to this other dude who just says “it doesn’t matter.” Whatever the fuck that means. So I paid $20 to get into their club. Don’t these people that work the doors of nightclubs know that they aren’t the ones making the money from the nightclub?
Now, maybe I’m just getting older, or maybe my brain has grown substantially since graduating from Arizona State, but the girls at these clubs are getting younger and at the same time, they also seem to be getting “beater.” I think I’m definitely going to the wrong spots at night, and by wrong spots, I mean Hollywood in general. I don’t know what I need to do…It sucks, and it doesn’t even really make a good story. I guess the point is, it’s me, not you Hollywood. Well, it is you, because you are slightly retarded and wear any clothing that you see on MTV, but besides that, it’s me. I’m leaving you Hollywood…
Just playing…you know I love you Hollywood….kind of….
The Drunk Blogger will be featured in this month’s issue of GQ…psych.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Realtor, Realtor, Realtor

Real estate? You know who's awesome? You guessed it... Kierland Realtor.

First of all, the Phoenix/Scottsdale, Arizona area is awesome. You know who else is awesome? The Holm Group is. They represent clients in that area for real estate transactions. Which means, residential, re-sale, investment property and even commercial purchases or leases. Now that's what I'm talking about. Cactuses, hot chicks, alcohol and real estate. Oh yeah, and sun, and the Phoenix Suns, and Steve Nash. Boo-yah. They are successful and smooth. If you like any of these areas: Phoenix, Scottsdale, Fountain Hills or Carefree, check it out. It's as good a time as any, that area is booming, and I know from experience dude.

Dear Bulls Fans, My Job is Killing My Basketball Career

Well, technically I’ve never been paid to play basketball so it’s not really a career, but I like to think that, the $20 a day my high school basketball couch gave us for food while traveling to a 3-day Holiday basketball tournament in Pekin, IL constitutes professional status.
The hours I’m working (6:00 PM - 2:30 AM, Monday-Friday) are finally starting to effect me though. Well, they have been from the start. It’s a struggle just to play more than one game now. I’m a step slow, I feel hungover, and the frustrating part is - I know that it’s not just because I’m getting older, because I’m only 25. It’s definitely the schedule. How do I know? I played a game for a rec league team in Westwood one time, on a Sunday, with 2 days of rest and a more normal sleep schedule than my usual 4:00 AM to Noon and guess what happened? I hit 8 3-pointers and scored 32 points, and we weren’t playing scrubs either. Actually…I don’t know if my hitting 8 3-pointers and scoring 32 points proves anything or not, but I wanted to brag about hitting 8 3-pointers and scoring 32 points in a game and document it somewhere.
It’s really the whole point of writing this blog too because why else would I want to talk about the depression about not being able to play my best and having people think that I am just that slow. I mean…I am slow… and white…but not usually as slow as I have been and usually when people think of me being slow, it doesn’t have anything to do with basketball.
It’s pretty frustrating though, because I’m not out of shape and I know that my quality playing days are not done yet. (No, I’m not in denial, I’m being serial here, dead cereal.)
So to everybody who plays at 24-Hour Fitness in Hollywood, I would like to apologize. The player you are seeing on the court isn’t me, it’s my evil, sleep deprived twin. I will get my game back together…someday. Probably, the same day that I get my career back in tune with a schedule more synonomous with the rest of the world. And once again, I’m being serial, dead cereal.

Drunk Blogger Interviews Drunk Blogger

Drunk Blogger #1: Hi, how are you doing? Nice to meet you.
Drunk Blogger #2: Oh, I’m great. It’s great to be here Matt Lauer.
Drunk Blogger #1: I’m not Matt Lauer.
Drunk Blogger #2: That’s great Barbara, I love “The View,” although they never should have kicked Oprah off the show.
Drunk Blogger #1: What?
Drunk Blogger #2: Alright, so let’s get this interview started.
Drunk Blogger #1: Wait, I’m interviewing you.
Drunk Blogger #2: Alright, so in my latest film, the cast and crew really was like a family, we all gave 110%, I did all my own stunts, I trained at a martial arts facility twice a day for 8 months before filming, we really had great chemistry on the set, we all still keep in touch and are great friends, and I was talking to Jackie Nicholson the other day and he was like, “Hey-yo! How about those Lakers?” Also, I’m from Minnesota but I’ve been a diehard Lakers fan my whole life, I swear.
Drunk Blogger #1: What are you talking about? I didn’t even ask any questions yet. Uh…
Drunk Blogger #2: Oh, it was just grand, it’s probably the best film you will ever see. I know it’s my favorite of all time. It’s like a cross between The Godfather and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days…only better.
Drunk Blogger #1: How does that work? Uh…so anyway, earlier in the pre-interview you said…
Drunk Blogger #2: OH HEY! Sorry to interrupt Bryant. Check this out! This is a picture of my dog. Isn’t she so cute? Her name is Diet Pepsi Presents Fido. Oh, and be on the lookout for my book of poetry, entitled, “Lights, Camera, Poetry!” It’s going to be fantastic!
Drunk Blogger #1: Diet Pepsi Presents Fido? What the…
Drunk Blogger #2: Alright Jay, well it’s been great being on the show, loved the monologue. Yes, you are right, I have places to go so I can’t stay for the whole show. I’m going to do something really, really important right now. Chow! Adios! Cheers! Aloha!
Drunk Blogger #1: Uhhh….oh what dude…


Drunk Blogger does not recommend interviewing a fictional version of yourself, unless you are bored at work.

Gadgets For Bulls Fans

Get ready for gadgets ya'll.

Bro, check this awesome, Multifunctional Digital Mini Speaker I just found out about. Boo-yah! It's really slim and easy to use. It has built-in mp3 decoder chips, They support all types of mp3 files. Of course, this includes SD/MMC card and a convenient USB port. If you don't have USB these days, you might as well be using ZIP drives and floppy disks. This thing can basically do it all though. 1500mAH lithium battery anyone? That's 10 hours of music yo.

Check out these other features of the webcam: -lightweight -portable -works with Mac or PC -works with iChat AV, Yahoo! Messenger and Skype -just $54.99

That's another one from the pimp, ZTMax ya'll. They are doin' it, big time. I even heard a rumor they started on Myspace. Just kidding, but they were started in 2005 by this guy, Ron Sharon, who owns Zetta Global. They are all about having the product for the tech nerd who needs it now. Cool. They are pretty much the "it" company for new technology so check it out.

Peyton Manning, not on Bulls, Best Actor on Television

I don’t know about any of you. No seriously, I just don’t know about any of you sometimes, but Peyton Manning is the best actor on television right now. His commercials are more entertaining than most of the shows on right now.
Really, the only thing left for me, would be if he joined the cast of Lost (who got screwed in this year’s Emmy’s by the way) and I would be set.
Anyway, I don’t really have much else to say. The proof is in the pudding…wait a minute…JELL-O…that’s it. Peyton Manning and Bill Cosby? That’s it! That’s how I can jumpstart my career! I can write a JELL-O commercial for Peyton Manning! It's got to work! Alright, while I do that, check out these brilliant commercials. I haven’t even included the new awesome one on ESPN featuring Eli.

Bulls Fan, Trott Felipe Sells Books

My Boy, Trott Felipe sells books yo!
Trott Felipe Sells Books With the anticipation brought on by Trott's new autobiography, set to be released in late January, book insiders are going wild, trying to get an advanced copy, and rearrange rap artists' street dates in fear of a wipe out in inner-chart retail movement.Trott, when reached for comment said, "Eh, bro. I'm Trott Felipe. These rappers wanna test me? I'm Trott Felipe. I wrote an autobiography bros. Sure...it only takes place over the last year of my life, but still, I'm Trott Felipe."After this interview, it was revealed that rap artists' street dates were not changing, it was a reference to the intro on Makaveli's album. Boo-yah!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Funeral Flowers, not championship flowers

If you are going to a funeral, you'll need funeral flowers.

Man, when you order flowers for birthday or anniversaries and stuff, you need to be careful. Especially when you order online yo. You can't let it get you stressed out. I mean, you want the flowers to be delivered exactly how you ordered them. Well, imagine when you are ordering them for a funeral? It's a much bigger thing. You really, really, really, really wouldn't want this messed up. It's part of your goodbye.That's why you need to check out Dot Flowers because they go the extra mile. They verify every order with the funeral home too. They also make sure that the sender is verified, along with the address. They also give a courtesy cal to the sender when it's verified. It's the least they can do, in a time of grieving.

Bulls New Editions Look Good

No...I'm not talking about crackhead Bobby Brown and "New Edition," Te he he, LOL, ROTFL, LMAO. I wouldn't be talking about them silly! Also, I would not talk like the stuff I just typed, at all.

Thabo, Tyrus Thomas (broken nose and all), Ben Wallace, P.J. Brown, Khryapa (I probably spelled that wrong) all look great, at least they did in the first win over Miami. I didn't see the Orlando game. I don't have NBA League Pass this year and for some reason, my freakin' cable provider doesn't offer a free preview. Bullshit! Oh well, at least the Bulls will be on National TV more this year. A lot actually.

This is third grade student, Trott Felipe, signing off.

Welcome to the Bulls Season

1-1. That's the Bulls current record. Wow, things could pretty much go either way from this point. Get it? Because what does a 1-1 record mean? Absolutely nothing! That's pretty sweet. But what really sucks is that they started the season 1-0. They could be 2-0 right now! Shoot! Especially since they beat the Miami heat by over 40 on opening night. Then they lose to the Magic?? Huh? Weird. I don't get it. Luol Deng is awesome though. So is Thabo. Hold on a sec....OK...I just read what I wrote. It sounds like I'm in 3rd grade. Mission accomplished.