Sunday, November 27, 2005

Bulls End up 3-3 on Circus Road Trip


The Chicago Bulls ended up 3-3 on the annual Circus Trip and are currently 4th in the Central Division. They lost to Golden State, Portland and Seattle. They beat Los Angeles Lakers, San Antonio and Houston. Go Figure.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

I Just Watched The Bulls Beat The Laker's At The Staples Center!


Awesome game. I just watched the Bulls beat the Lakers at the Staples Center. 6th Row. Best Money I've ever spent on a ticket. The best part is that Kobe missed the shot to tie the game and me and about 8 other Bulls fans had a pow wow after the win and everybody else in the place was pissed. Take that Jack Nicholson...alright...your cool...but take that Kobe. Kobe had 43 points but he shot the ball literally everytime down the floor. The Bulls have a team, the Lakers have Kobe. Seriously, I think Mihm was the only other player to score and that was only because he blocked a few of Kobe's shots and took the ball to score himself. I don't even have anything funny to say, it was awesome.



Happy Drunk Blogger is brought to you by a Bulls win, a great seat, and a lot of beer.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Knicks Lose Again, Record at 0-5, Bulls Are Cool


The New York Knicks lost to the Golden State Warriors, the same Golden State Warriors who the Bulls beat in the clutch on Wednesday. The Knicks are now 0-5. Those Jamal Crawford and Eddy Curry trades really screwed us Isiah. You sure got the best of the Chicago Bulls and made up for the fact that we finally knocked you out of the playoffs when you were with the Pistons and went on to be much more of a legacy then your Pistons. I think your next move should be to fire Larry Brown and name yourself head coach and then trade all your rookies and draft picks for Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Deshawn Stevenson, Rafer "Skip-To-My-Lou" Alston, The Professor, Curley Neal, Jermaine O'neal's 16-year old brother who has never played basketball before and 3 players to-be-named-later from the 2005 Harlem Globetrotters. Now that would be fun to watch...you still wouldn't win, but at least there would be some really cool dunks and behind-the-back passes. Oh wait, also, to top all of that off he should go ahead and hire the announcer from And 1 Streetball who runs around the court yelling "oh baby" to do the same thing at Knicks games. I'm sure they would get fined every game but it would be worth paying them. Why? Because, who gives a shit, that's why. The Knicks suck anyway, at least this way it would be entertaining.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Bulls Win Thriller? Against Golden State By 1 Point


In a game that I didn't see, but that I watched the text play-by-play "live" on NBA.com, the Bulls beat the Golden State Warriors 85-84.

In other news, the New York Knicks fell to 0-4 under new coach Larry Brown and under the centermanship of Eddy Curry. They lost to Portland. Portland sucks! hahaahahahahahahahahhahahaahah... ohh... sorry, I mean: They lost to Portland, a team that is currently re-building and in the middle of a "youth movement." So anyway, the Knicks lost to the Trailblazers and they lost 95-83, haha. Take that Isiah Thomas. In your face Larry Brown! Happy Hannakuh Marv! oh wait... that was from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.... but so are the Knicks.

Stephon Marbury, Jamal Crawford, Quentin Richardson, Eddy Curry, shit even David Lee... what are they trying to do, make a really good And 1 Streetball team?

Oh yeah, and the Chicago Bulls beat the Golden State Warriors. The Bulls coach is Scott Skiles who had some things to say after the game.

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